Ashes - 2nd Test Lord's, Aug 14-18 2019

Labuschagne = Buch Lasagne

if last hour start,  does it have to then conclude till the end, or they can shake hands any time during that hour ?

Aug 18, 2019 -- 12:37PM, elisjohn wrote:

if last hour start,

any time

OUT

Not Out

cheating little slag

if Jo EL doesnt know, he shouldnt overturn the on field decision

shake hands and finish the match, all starts again on Thursday

fingers underneath

no way is that out..total b0llocks

Has Jo El been assessed for concussion

thats not out

it doesnt bounce that high of the fingers, which are no where near under it

if soft decision was out, then it was out.

bollo x

NOT OUT

That wicket has enticed the 1.01 layers to move back in

thanks detrav, i know it was a silly ? . but i didnt know for sure

Ridiculous decision .   Obviously not out , ball hit ground before being "caught" .  Not sure how Root can hold his head up .

BOLLO X COMPLETE BOLLO X

OUT

Root is a bigger cheat than Smith

If England get these wickets now

Hat trick ball

If Eng do pull this out the bag then Root is going to get slammed for that catch.

Instead of saying im not sure.

I was suprised they didnt overturn it, his fingers where around the side of the ball as it bounced up of the ground. Which is obvious to everyone.

Still makes for an interesting last 10 overs.

i guess we've seen the last of Moeen for a while
finally found an opener who can take wkts

Did anyone listen to michael holding talking with Warne about lyon?
He said something like why isn't lyon being criticised right now for 0-95 off 25 overs when Moen Ali being a part timer would be blasted for such figures.

Was anyone listening? Did I hear that correctly?

i wouldn't shake hands with the little shittt

just tell him to sleep well were coming to get ye

DT: "They have also left a king size hole in my bank. Time to reflect and masturbate and put it behind me."

The Draw popped up above evens before the final day, AFTER both sides had already traded over 10:1.
I'd be seriously hitting the bottle.

often a player is caught but the tv appears to show the ball touching the grass ... however the fingers are underneath the ball so the catch is valid i believe

Nass prattles on too much..he needs to put a sock in it occassionally..starts getting on ur t1ts

How can anyone question the integrity of The Milky Bar Kid, captain of England

OUT

wow what a catch

can't bat but he sure as fk can catch

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:03PM, johnnythebull wrote:

can't bat but he sure as fk can catch

hes one up on Roy then

G and his fellow thai backers getting the nooses ready

Can we call the extra 30 minutes ?

Can Broad take 4 wickets in 4 balls

If we snag 2 more in this over I'm going to demand we come back tomorrow for a repeat of the 05 edgbaston test

Archer, is he trying to send him to the knackers yard

On the other days I thought we could not play past 7

Bounced up from his fingers that one too.............

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:10PM, jackkat wrote:

On the other days I thought we could not play past 7

Different rules on the final day

Overs rather than time

ok thanks

Hat trick required

we lost a lot of overs so what prevents playing on till 2000 hrs to make them up?

the days are long and relatively warm

you cant play more than what was scheduled minus those lost due to rain.

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:13PM, detraveller wrote:

you cant play more than what was scheduled minus those lost due to rain.

unless overrate is too good, then you just play till scheduled close

fat chance of that

FFS,its Sunday evening  Harry Secombe will be soon

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:14PM, Angoose wrote:

fat chance of that

happens often when spinners dominate the game. imagine sl v ind on a bunsen

false light getem off

JEEZUS WARNE SHUT THE FCUK UP FOR 10 SECONDS EVEN

droppage

Review

NOT OUT

reverse sweep those fcukers to oblivion

Has Root lost the plot , ridiculous review ?

wow close that Warney you fcukwit

what this test has done is engendered a lot of self belief,new found confidence in England

for me the psychological ascendancy dynamics have shifted

ist jetzt England uber alles

Johnny you have a way of keeping it simple............

why didnt he run? gotta beef the stats!

4 wickets required from 6 balls

how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?

Come on, sweep Burns into next week

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:

how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?

pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets

THE END

GOOD GAME GOOD GAME !

The torrential weather ruined the spectacle Johnny and it ended a one sided affair, which cost me 90 bills..

tomtimtum    18 Aug 19 19:24 
Aug 18, 2019 -- 7:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:

how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?


pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets Laugh

how else could he fit in with the rest of the forum o/wise t3?

But i did not after time my supposed top bat at 7/1 like Tom

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:26PM, johnnythebull wrote:

tomtimtum    18 Aug 19 19:24  Aug 18, 2019 -- 7:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets Laughhow else could he fit in with the rest of the forum o/wise t3?

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:27PM, peckerdunne wrote:

But i did not after time my supposed top bat at 7/1 like Tom

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Root at 3, going to score even fewer runs than usual. Lot of low scoring batsman in this England line up, I like Stokes as top series batsman for England at 7/1 


PECKER OWNED !

Tom, time you went and tended those pigeons...........

Mikey says he's a cheat


good enough for me

we played some brilliant stuff, 1st  words from root

All in all its satisfactory

We've sent Smith to the infirmary and the rest look like fear warmed up

Roll on Headingley

Root cheating bastard. Hope Warner goes and batters him again. ****g weasel.

bloody hell 3 test matches starting thursday

and york

Aug 18, 2019 -- 2:30PM, elisjohn wrote:

bloody hell 3 test matches starting thursday

In three time zones too, just like the good old days.

CS will do them all and still have time to put the bins out;

Great day at the cricket boys. I cannot recommend it more highly. Great drama. Loved Archer today. Unreal!

this was a good test match even with more than a day lost, so please never bring 4 day test in. glad you had a great day whispering ..  So thursday 5.30 nz v sri lanka, 11 eng v aus , and 2,30 wi v india, plus 2 till 5 york.

Aug 18, 2019 -- 3:03PM, peckerdunne wrote:

CS will do them all and still have time to put the bins out;

Exactly what I was thinking

I will be away from home starting Wednesday. Will do the tests from my phone and try to repair my bank.

I lost 1.8k. My biggest loss ever. Thankfully 1.2k of those were my winnings from last two weeks.

I will need to make back about 600 euros to get my money back and then I can trade like an idiot again.

My BF bank balance has kindly decided to inform me that I haven't been trading "like" an idiot, I simply AM one. With that in mind I try to limit the damage by idiot-proofing my trades. But it's hard to lock in a modest profit if the green-eyed monster is constantly in your head trying to get you back to where you once were with one big win "this time".

Building up x amount of green over four days and coming out at break-even on day five cos of a last-day gamble is really an actual loss of that x amount. Whole sessions with no wickets are rare, but lots of rare things happen in Test cricket and not allowing for them is how you **** yourself over.

I still can't fathom how I got to lay off England at 22 in the last few minutes of play. If I'd stuck to my original plan I would have had some mega-green to off-load. But every green counts, however small.

I have to say that this forum is so entertaining that I don't even watch the live Sky output, but first refer to this forum and it provides all
I need to know what's going on during the match.
I know many resort to the vernacular a bit too often, but the knowledge is very useful when it's time to put my hard earned on a selection.
So thank you boys and keep the banter up as long as you can, and well done.
I did have a small wager on Laying the Draw in the match, but watching the actual match I find very stressful so I use the forum.
Cheers chaps.

Aug 18, 2019 -- 2:06PM, Try My Best wrote:

Root cheating bastard. Hope Warner goes and batters him again. ****g weasel.

that little twât Warner couldn't batter a piece of cod.

Try my best - what sort of fâggot name is that.

But sir...... I try my best, please don't make me touch my toes again

rothman mike, im very similar to you, im new to this forum and i listen to these tests on tms all day, and also have my laptop on hand reading the inputs of juicel, cs, detraveller, and co and find them very informative, witty and helpful.

Smith surely can't play?

6 weeks for a concussion I heard?

Which pub did you hear that in ?

The rumor here in Germany is that Smith wants to miss the test fearing a lively surface and archer.

just a rumor though

anyone got live stream for karnata premier league thanks

I also heard a rumour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-DZQ80vEVI

Rumours circulating they've found Steve Smith

https://youtu.be/lZ_R7yk1m1s