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Deadly Earnest
23 Aug 11 21:01
Date Joined: 16 Mar 04
| Topic/replies: 3,707 | Blogger: Deadly Earnest's blog
Q. What do you call a contorted Aaron?

A. Bent Az.

Q.  What do you call a fracture in the middle of the earth?

A.  Core-ruption.

Q.  What do you call a hair washing agent without excrement?

A.  Sham.

Q.  What do you call a repair job?

A.  Fix, of course.

That is all for now.
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Report dougydougy. August 23, 2011 9:04 PM BST
i assume you've been watching deaders Grin
Report Deadly Earnest August 23, 2011 9:09 PM BST
Your thoughts on the subject matter of the thread Brace of Dougs?
Report TwoTonTed August 23, 2011 9:15 PM BST
Report fundamentalist August 23, 2011 9:19 PM BST
am I seeing things or are Deaders and Dougy actually agreeing about something Shocked
Report Deadly Earnest August 23, 2011 9:32 PM BST
You are right it seems Fundy, you WERE seeing things.

Now you see it, now you don't.  Laugh
Report fundamentalist August 23, 2011 9:34 PM BST
where did Dougys post go Shocked  good stuff this Magners lol
Report dougydougy. August 23, 2011 9:34 PM BST
Report dougydougy. August 23, 2011 9:35 PM BST
deaders an expert in teh dark arts
Report screaming from beneaththewaves August 23, 2011 10:18 PM BST
John Etheridge
The Sussex v Kent match tonight is interesting to say the least.

Where is the NOTW when you need it?
Report the nugget August 23, 2011 10:30 PM BST
Etheridge used to be on hear didn't he? Any remember his username?
Report bf trader August 23, 2011 10:33 PM BST
Interesting comments lads. Been extraordinary night tonight. Can't understand night trading sometimes.

He is on here yes. Not sure it's my place to reveal his username but he may. An informative poster as you'd imagine anyway.
Report Hank Sumatra August 23, 2011 10:36 PM BST
I pity some of the genuine tryers who share dressing rooms with this filth.

I'm surprised you don't see the odd black eye the morning after tbh.
Report Deadly Earnest August 23, 2011 10:56 PM BST
By my count Hank, the nice people were outnumbered about 7-4 in one team.  However, there were about 9 nice people on the other team. 

I have not witnessed such a comprehensively well organised cricket match on these shores before, and I have seen a fair few matters of interest over the course of time.
Report Deadly Earnest August 23, 2011 10:59 PM BST
And Hank, when you are on a riddling thread, your post should be riddled with riddles mate.  [;)]
Report I win every time! August 23, 2011 11:00 PM BST
Dale Winton
Report Lix August 23, 2011 11:01 PM BST
Almost ICL-like in execution.  Hope no one got too badly burnt tonight.

next weeks Middx - Sussex game should be interesting... Plain
Report fairfranco August 23, 2011 11:05 PM BST
i only have myself to blame for my loss.

was on sussex at good prices, traded out mostly but then got too keen to get back on.

my fault for being greedy when could have stuck with a good profit in a game people weren't sure about.
Report bavtcc August 23, 2011 11:16 PM BST
I got a pretty serious red against my name from that game im afraid. That is the 2nd game this season where I have my suspicions on Sussex,
Report bf trader August 23, 2011 11:18 PM BST
The general school of thought might have some members in agreement with you there bav.
Report Lix August 23, 2011 11:23 PM BST
Not known as Hovelamabad for nothing... MischiefPlain
Report Busvaldo August 24, 2011 12:06 AM BST
Erudite thinking still poses the question...India are ****.E
Report Deadly Earnest August 24, 2011 12:46 AM BST
Susspectex Sharks.

Even the mascot fits the bill.
Report wise-punt August 24, 2011 6:45 AM BST
What to do when confronted with Susspectex type situation:

1. Switch the mind off to reason.

2. Lay any team with odds of sub 1.30

3. Shun greed and make equal green on both teams

4. Normally it is the chasing team which shall fail being easier to do so.

5. Final winner is normally that team for which the odds remained higher than the match situation suggested.

Repair job contract is negotiated at higher level and is only executed by the workers.

Though sad day for cricket lovers yet punters should remain alert and focussed to their aim that is take the dough thrown

at you.


Report -- Dark Horse -- August 24, 2011 10:31 AM BST
Final Destination was a very successful film at the cinema, it made a lot of money. They brought out a sequel. Plenty knew the plot they could see when certain participants were about to get caught out and some even guessed the ending but noone cared it still made big money.

Isn't this great said the people behind it. "Lets keep doing this and continue to earn easy money"

Final Destination 5 is currently showing in a cinema near you. [;)]

So when will it stop? Sadly I'm not sure it will.....
Report Sterling Morrison August 24, 2011 11:22 AM BST
Guys -  have to agree with the general sentiments cunningly stated in a subtle and disguised manner throughout this disarming thread
Report bf trader November 16, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
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