Olympic sport you would least like to do

Boxing, would get tw@tted

Not against the lightweight women you wouldn't mate!

One clean uppercut and its goodnight Irene.

Literally!

Triathlon. Witness Jonathan Brownlee after yesterdays effort.

not sure i'd step into a ring with a woman though

Don't like the free-falling stuff like the OP says

Don't like basketball either, Americanised bullshiite waste of energy

Steveirll would be good at Synchronised Swimming imo

400m hurdles

10m diving
hit the board with your head and there's a 30 foot fall unconscious :O

Anything involving running.

Basically anything then.

10,000 meters....120 miles training every week ...no thanks.

^^good call

Marathon.  I'd quit within the first 1/4 mile.

Running's a doddle. I'd least fancy Greco-Roman wrestling.

OPen water swim for me

horse dancing or whatever it is called.... zzzzzz