Its been a heavy few years

You must have missed the do you pick your bogies and roll them on the floor thread then mac

some perv put up a best boobie topic as well

Did someone say boops?

i think a spaffing topic is well due. Maybe one of the luvvies on here could oblige?

I couldn't take a semi nude Flabbot pic

Lammy in Cosmo could be a goer amongst the ants

spaffing lefty hosepipes all round if Phillips, Rayner & Nandy had a booby fight

Indeed,I bet Ash's tash could cling onto some spillage - remnants of a Gold top swig

There was a pic of her riding a bike tother day with a very short skirt on. I didn't know whether to ask my Jinn pal to grant a wish of me becoming a carbon fibre saddle or a bike horn

Just seen it

wouldya Denzil?

Aye wood - no kissing and no conversation mandatories

funny ye should mention that about kissing; that's what i said to the wannabee Nigerian model with the Brucie bonus

I would be concerned about getting a rash from the tash but happy to fill her gash
Would you?

i have

i bought her the bike

that got me a slap

for mac
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1267347737286148096/photo/1

He needs to zip his fly

This is just the preview, the main event is coming.
My dad died a year ago, i had hoped the rapture could be before his passing. But its all one. He avoided covid, which would have upset him. He blasted brexit. He would say, same old ****, sos, a turn of phrase. Just got the bill for his marker. Not a cheap thing death.
I hope to see him when jesus gets here, my uncle was like a second dad, he died in 1996, he was a devout atheist? He was like Billy Connolly, everybody loved him. I dont think he will be saved? A vast shame. If he is lost, i will be very upset for a long time.
I urge you to investigate jesus. Its your soul. Your free choice. I do not advocate religion. I think its all evil. Jesus is not making a religion. The pharisees killed him. He is anti religion. A family is what he came for. God is our father, not some cloud of energy or a zeus, not a vast intelligence, he is a father. This world twists the bible into a holy terror. It is a love story. 
Hollywood, lucifer is a los angeles cops partner, misunderstood, his dad god doesnt understand him? Fox tv.  American gods? Supernatural, god is a pulp author of adventure stories?  The limitless distortions of the bible taken out of context is a strong delusion. Many bibles are doctored by the blavatsky mob of america. What chance do you really have? I believe my words are useless, yet i persist? Only jesus can reach a soul. He alone is the messiah.the saviour.  John the baptist proclaimed his arrival. Many christians have been shouting since 2015. Because israel is seventy - ish. This alarms us. Because we read.  We understand the words conveyed in the bible. A final generation will not die. How long is a generation is up for debate, 70,80,100. ? All are used in the bible.
The world seems to be screwed. Lucifers crew knows what we know. In fact they have a great bible scholar . Lucifer. Satan. An angel. They are preparing the world today. Economic destruction. Digital money. AI computing,quantum computing, cern, polarizing world populations. Authoritarian takeovers. They are not in any doubt. Propaganda in billion dollar superhero movies is not subtle. The avengers story has half the population vanishing?, a rapture? Its preparing the audience for a different explanation.  The rapture might be millions dying in one day? We dont need corrupt bodies?  John in revelation found himself in heaven in the future, in the spirit, not the flesh? This might be the norm. The church is present in heaven when he arrived. Before God takes on the pagan world. God can shift a man thousands of years in time , or two days to him, just to witness the end times.
This is not made up by men in judea and patmos 2000 yrs ago.  Its beyond our diseased minds in the 21st century aftervwatching  bonanza to game of thrones.  Fishrrmen describing time travel and matter displacement?  And even stranger stuff, we will not normalize, life is getting more strange, more twilight zone and less coronation street.