My arse is sore

B I learned from this guy he's the kiddy when it comes to fibre and health

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1fkVLqhmE

fiber*

Jun 11, 2020 -- 5:50PM, Baphornet wrote:

eat plenty of nuts (like Charlene) porridge now & again; i will look in to it Denzil

Be sure which part of the anatomy you should eat them though.

you should eat them though.

this broken bottle English is quite unsavoury Charlene; & very Victorian

What the fck is Charlie doing here?
Hasn't got some blackwashing to occupy his time?
There's a Douglas Bader statue that's still up,I liked his dog

Maybe I missed a "with" out but even you seem to understand what I meant so it's not a big problem is it? Unlike you bum.

that's an old clip Denzil, bookmarked it though

He's the dogs bolox mate

I'm here because I was asking whether he'd had too much bum fun? A simple yes or no would have sufficed but that appeared far too difficult for him to comprehend.

Charlene is receiving a lesson on grammar from my good self, Denzil, don't know where it's going to fit though what with his appendage protruding through his napper

he? he'd? Most unsavoury

Not very good grammar. W|hy do you never include a fullstop?

He'd is correct. You obviously didn't know that.

Newcastle Brown sets off mine. I once had a bad bought of the farmers so was using wipes to wipe had some in individual packets, we were going on holiday this day and I couldn't remember where I left them so started looking in all the cupboards for some and found what I thought was one that is until I used it all of a sudden I felt immense pain and burning on closer inspection of the packet the wipe was for cleaning bugs of car windscreen. A very sore and painful week in the Costa Brava followed

no, not really. When one is addressing someone you should name them

imean you could have been talking about anyone with a sore arse?

B it was odds on you'd attract one of the Betfair bandits with a thread about arses.
The other 2 are probably burgling turds somewhere or 'looting' as it's the term de jour

well if you wanted to address "most" i can assume you didn't really mean just me?

Jun 11, 2020 -- 6:00PM, macarony wrote:

Newcastle Brown sets off mine. I once had a bad bought of the farmers so was using wipes to wipe had some in individual packets, we were going on holiday this day and I couldn't remember where I left them so started looking in all the cupboards for some and found what I thought was one that is until I used it all of a sudden I felt immense pain and burning on closer inspection of the packet the wipe was for cleaning bugs of car windscreen. A very sore and painful week in the Costa Brava followed

Pretty sure the bandits answered before me.

Does your left eye twitch?

oh i knew

And I did .

feck sake, mac

Charlene; Jehova asked you a question

Are you sure?

debatable, maybe he went to  the same school as you?

I don't know why you are so embarrassed about answering a question.

Maybe he did but I didn't know anyone named zorrostrikes so can't say.

the question had no relevance to the topic so was therefore ignored

well i did call him Jehova?

It had every relevance to your, ahem, problem. It was a sensible question.

I wonder why Charlie steered the topic in to the rocks?

I didn't. I asked a simple question which wasn't answered.

i wouldn't worry Denzil; Charlene is the one drowning

Drowning is a strange choice of word in this context.

talking of not answering; how many days & topics is it, Denzil that Charllene promised to comeback to?

If you put that into English I will answer.

not really Charlene, rocks were mentioned

Rocks?

Charlie are you just trolling?

Whatever happened to the art of answering a question directly? Sometimes a simple yes or no is sufficient.

Here's an example. No.

deflecting won't work Charlene, you proved yourself untrustworthy by not coming back to your unfinished rousing. It is now safe to assume that you were just beaten into verbal submission & decided to scarper before it got even more embarrassing for you. Bravo!

Give me an example and I will continue.

If your left eye twitches... You may have acidosis. You need potassium. Citrus triggers a response. You need to eat more alkaline foods. Greens, spinach,kale, etc loaded with potassium. The pills they sell are chalk whiChat affects kkidneys. Sysynthetic potassium is therefore no use.

i can't remember how many times you used the phrase "I'll come back tomorrow"

And I do come back tomorrow.

Can you do that now

Yes. But not yet.

methinks he just likes getting lessoned. Some people are like that; then run off when it gets a tad warm

When's your shift finished?

You would think that. I have yet to see you post anything of substance. You even try to be a bully but you aren't very good at that.

21:00.

Always enjoyed being a pupil and learning new things. Almost as good as being a teacher and teaching people like you new things.

Charlene: this a topic about my 'problem' to which you rudely interrupted (per the norm)  with some sexual reference that was totally uncalled for. But what really makes me want to squash a jelly; is your utter abuse of the English language!

I haven't been rude at all (unlike you). That is all in your imagination.

As for English at least I know what a sentence begins and ends with.

Charlie11 Jun 20 16:34Joined: 01 Dec 01 | Topic/replies: 29,442 | Blogger: Charlie's blog

Have you been taking it up the arris more than you usually do?

this isn't rude?

Absolutely not. It was a serious question which could have been the cause of your discomfort.

Don't forget punctuation.

no, it was rude & with a hint of homophobia about it

That is your interpretation of a quite innocent question. Did it touch a nerve?

I had a sore bum for a fecking year!!

Bluddy piles.. trouble was cleaning them. Normal tissue would just make them bleed... Answer was after a year of hospital visits..

Jet washing the buggers, and gently dabbing dry...

Many ailment and near death situations / conditions in my lifetime. But my year of piles was the most painful and at times harrowing by far (oh the itching)..

all's well now thanks..

Punctuation please.

more assumptions? Keep digging

It was a question wasp which you appear to have an aversion to answering.

good to see you actually naming someone you are asking a qustion to. Keep learning

If there could be confusion over who I was addressing then I will qualify it by the poster's name.

Charlie11 Jun 20 16:34Joined: 01 Dec 01 | Topic/replies: 29,442 | Blogger: Charlie's blog

Have you been taking it up the arris more than you usually do?

do you not see the assumption you are making?

There is no assumption.

No assumption by me that is.

tut tut

Charlie.

tbh, Mrs Deb would sometimes get a bit rough with the backdoor shenanigans..

So flap I take it you still can't answer a simple question?

i'm sorry, who are you addressing Charlene?

You. If you can't work it out then you are a fool.

So flap "Have you been taking it up the arris more than you usually do?" Posted a long time ago with still no answer.

you should learn some grammar, start by addressing who you want to speak to, using their name. Then whoever you are asking a question of, may understand you. One shouldn't call people fools just because you're uneducated dear girl. It should not be a quiz

you have plenty of questions to answer on previous topics Charlene. You know, the ones you ran away from

commas

So even you should know the question I asked is referring to you: "Have you been taking it up the arris more than you usually do?"

did you miss my post above Charlene?

You remind me so much of:

"You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence."

i find it very unsettling to be asked a question (homophobic - tut tut) by someone who runs away from topics when they get mullered, thus leaving many many unanswered quesions in his woke

Go on keep repeating yourself. I answered that above. Yet you refuse to answer a simple question I've asked a few times.

so in that respect, do you deserve an answer is what i'm asking myself

Why did you think the question I asked was homophobic?

you have answered nothing , Charlene

Jun 11, 2020 -- 7:08PM, Baphornet wrote:

so in that respect, do you deserve an answer is what i'm asking myself

You're a bit slow at coming to a conclusion.

Jun 11, 2020 -- 7:10PM, Baphornet wrote:

you have answered nothing , Charlene

You are struggling now. I have answered questions. You haven't

not the one i want answering Charlene.You seem to be struggling with it

I am struggling with your last post because I don't understand it.

quelle surprise

Getting on for two hours to answer "Have you been taking it up the arris more than you usually do?"

who's arguing? I am merely pointing out your failings. When you accept them, the lesson will be over. Or you could just do the norm & run off

Why be so scared to answer a simple question?

see above

Why be so scared to answer a simple question?

i'm shaking Charlene Why do you run off from topics? Scared?

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