Do you think Boris Johnson has a big dick?

you,ve misspelt IS, its IS not HAS

No more than average I would say. I'm a centrist.

A strangely high proportion of Germans have the Micro Penis , Edy ??

Do you think Chris Bryant has an extraneously large anal aperture?

you can hold whatever poll you want

Talking about blokes d1cks and you holing a poll. I wonder what you're doing

pole

Paul Anka

Answer the Question do you have a Micro Penis ?

Semi Micro here

Ok, I'd like to get back to the polling now.

I bet you would..... dirty bstard

I believe the correct spelling is bastard. Can we please stop being immature on this serious poll thread now?

Do you swaller  Edy ?

Do I what?

if I had to guess id say the boris has a medium sized appendage

Jun 7, 2020 -- 8:54AM, edy wrote:

Do I what?

hes asking if you swallow!

Oh

Well of course I swallow. All day, every day. Don't we all?

i bet you do

You don't?

As Steve Jones said to Bill Grundy... "You dirty flucker................ what a fluckin rotter"

I don't even know what you've been on about all thread, mecca.

yo ed, why u wanna know about the size of the boris?

I don't really want to know or care about the size of Boris' anaconda personally. Foinavon said on another thread that there should be a poll on his penis size and I'm simply putting it into action as an independent observer without a vote myself.

oh

And we of course won't find out his real size from this anyway. What's interesting for me is whether Tories, Labour voters, independents, switch voters etc. have different estimates.

So far we have one centrist that says average size and one guy who is only interested in politics to trigger libs also say he thinks it's average.

what about me?

Strange thread to start OP obsessed with c0cks and his lapdog also

edy • May 9, 2020 9:26 PM BST
Funny you would say that. I did dream of your soft, but masculine, hands rubbing oil, lavender scented, all over my naked body before you gently went on to spoil me further by massaging my penis with your very skilled tongue and mouth.

aaronh • May 9, 2020 9:38 PM BST
LoveLoveLoveLove

You were included in the second sentence, Granti.

Denzil, look around you and you will see erect dicks everywhere. From lefties, to 30 St Mary Axe, to the Washington monument, or the Japanese Penis Festival. Mankind has always been fascinated by penises and if you aren't, then you are the weird man out, not me.

Jun 7, 2020 -- 10:04AM, edy wrote:

You were included in the second sentence, Granti.Denzil, look around you and you will see erect dicks everywhere. From lefties, to 30 St Mary Axe, to the Washington monument, or the Japanese Penis Festival. Mankind has always been fascinated by penises and if you aren't, then you are the weird man out, not me.

I don't see erect dicks everywhere and I'm not facinated with them,or weird most adult males aren't facinated by dicks.
I notice you added the word 'erect' for some reason?

fascinated*

Yeah well the Washington Monument is hardly the illustration of a limp dick, is it?

You would know

You would've loved Eton by all accounts

Jun 7, 2020 -- 10:13AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:

You would know

Yes, like any man like does. Or don't you know the difference in shape between a limp and an erect penis?

I don't know as much about them as you

I'm not entirely sure if you really thought that latest comment through.

I did

Grant, if you look on the "Are You One Of The Gullible 27% ?" thread, you will see what I actually wrote. I think edy is enjoying himself.

Bear in mind that I'm only a foreign speaker that only learned English through reading Calvin&Hobbes comic strips and often misunderstands things when people like Foinavon come around with their high-class, sophisticated, complex British English, Granti.

Och yer hole.

Jun 7, 2020 -- 10:34AM, Foinavon wrote:

Grant, if you look on the "Are You One Of The Gullible 27% ?" thread, you will see what I actually wrote. I think edy is enjoying himself.

Yes he loves talking about c0cks he's obsessed see above

I speak English, edy. "British English" is a meaningless yankee invention. American English is a bastardised version which is propagated through their puerile culture.

I have to congratulate you on the quality of your written English, edy, I don't think Calvin and Hobbes can take all the credit.

I also regulahrly read The Guardian.

icast another edy

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

Everyone knows that people on the right have much bigger penises than the left so i think we can conclude that Boris does

But Boris is a liberal posing as a faux free thinking wannabe conservative.

As I said earlier, this isn't about his real penis size anyway. It's about what people from different locations in the political spectrum estimate it to be.

The faux free thinking wannabe conservatives are still waiting for answers from their youtube gods for the answer to this question

ORDER! ORDER!!!

it's wider than it is long

There's a few on this fred who's breath smells of penis.