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Angoose
28 May 20 16:49
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A change of colour from green to blue, but still no figures available for the number of people tested.

The last day that they were able to provide a figure for the number of people tested was 22 May.
So we've now had six consecutive days that they've been unable to figure out how many people were actually tested.

Didn't stop them telling us how many test kits have been shoved in to mail satchels though.

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Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:11 PM BST
From Laura Grin
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:12 PM BST
"Mr Johnson, is it true that you MIGHT have sh@gged Jennifer Arcuri ?"
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:12 PM BST
Laura will have been told what to ask

She has been on twitter lying about Cummings breaching the law
Report morpteh mackem May 28, 2020 5:12 PM BST
bbqs from mondayCool
Report Petraco May 28, 2020 5:14 PM BST
Lockdown in reality is all over bar the shouting.

Move on.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:15 PM BST
No football

No pubs

No trying on speedos
Report eyeball May 28, 2020 5:15 PM BST
Can I play tennis doubles or have a golf four ball ?
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:16 PM BST
He's read the memo from Nicola, making it clear that he is speaking only for England.
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:17 PM BST
whens tennis back; i haven't lost any money for a while
Report paulypaul May 28, 2020 5:17 PM BST
Lockdown in reality is all over bar the shouting.

Agreed!
Report morpteh mackem May 28, 2020 5:18 PM BST
did i see dentists on ticker tape there ?
Report peckerdunne May 28, 2020 5:18 PM BST
Thorpe park open next month................
Report elisjohn May 28, 2020 5:18 PM BST
more deaths yesterday and today than last wed and thurs, so how is deaths falling
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:19 PM BST
red roses can get a pint but white roses can feck orf. That'll work!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:19 PM BST
Propaganda video incoming
Report Petraco May 28, 2020 5:20 PM BST
Is this like "Duck and Cover" and all of the good that did? Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:20 PM BST
If you test positive get an eye test

Grass up your mates so they are locked down too
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:22 PM BST
I've a funny feeling that Cummings is going to have been sighted in more places than Elvis once the contact tracers get going Scared
Report morpteh mackem May 28, 2020 5:24 PM BST
he doesnt sound convincing here and he doesnt sound as though he is convinced
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:24 PM BST
Big test for the journos today, they really should move on from Cummings, zero mileage in asking any more questions.
Report Petraco May 28, 2020 5:24 PM BST
So graphs are now soooo yesterday...
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:25 PM BST
We had our fair share of Powerpoint and videos
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:29 PM BST
Ask about cummings

Why are bbc lying about what police said...
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:29 PM BST
oh fffs
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:29 PM BST
Straight on to Cummings Laugh
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:30 PM BST
Wasted question.
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:30 PM BST
cut the biatch off
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:30 PM BST
Trying to ask science advisors political question.

BBC disgraceful.
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:30 PM BST
& again
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
Peston hurry up
Report Petraco May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
Laura gets short shrift and then no follow up Laugh
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
cut the twot off!
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
Media are dreadful people
Report peckerdunne May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
Laugh
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:31 PM BST
1 metre fine question
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:32 PM BST
excellent!!!
Report paulypaul May 28, 2020 5:32 PM BST
Laura put well in her place! Laugh Face like thunder!Laugh
Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:32 PM BST
Bye Laura, p*** of Robert.
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:33 PM BST
This 6 people rule ffs

Just get everyone back to work, get fans back in the ground from the off and just do away with it

No one's buying anymore
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:33 PM BST
Laura spent all afternoon spinning tory lies and cut off on tv as planned
Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:34 PM BST
2m inside or outside??!


They’re plucking this out of thin air.
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:34 PM BST
Will she ever learn Crazy
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:35 PM BST
Its beyond pathetic now

Just tell everyone its going back to normal and bin it off

People just ain't buying this anymore its been overplayed by them from the off, the data is awful
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:35 PM BST
boffins really do make me smile, no wonder feck all ever gets done
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:36 PM BST
A different approach from Sam Grin
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:36 PM BST
cut him off!!!
Report morpteh mackem May 28, 2020 5:36 PM BST
wowGrin
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:36 PM BST
This man now. Unbelievable
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:36 PM BST
bosh!!!
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:37 PM BST
Nice work by the scientists. Tell the media to get stuffed.
Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:37 PM BST
Brilliant! Up yours Sky!
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:37 PM BST
Media will try and spin it. You wait.
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:37 PM BST
6 through slips!!!!!
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:38 PM BST
CNN now resorting to race baiting to get some riots going in the states, absolutely pitiful behaviour

We ain't reacting are we bless, they are livid
Report morpteh mackem May 28, 2020 5:38 PM BST

May 28, 2020 -- 5:37PM, Baphornet wrote:


6 through slips!!!!!


its chris tavare all over man

Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:38 PM BST
Journalists giving it the double teapot already. Marvellous scenes.
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:39 PM BST
Shocking phoney war now. Still nobody talking about how this idiot has wrecked the economy

Who are these people who are still getting infected after 9 weeks of lockdown?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:39 PM BST
Boffins fed up of Cummings farting around telling them
what to do,

Should have stayed in Barnard Castle
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:39 PM BST
Poor journalists, most of them bullied at school so they resort to this idiocy

Fack off
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:40 PM BST
feck me MM did slow coach ever hit a 6?
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:40 PM BST
Same question again.
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:40 PM BST
They haven't wrecked nowt, we don't need them anyway and we can sort that mess out they've created in due time

Sack this lot because they couldn't organise a s*** in the woods
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:40 PM BST
cut him orf!!!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:41 PM BST
Camping in parents garden ExcitedLaugh

Only if you have an eye test chart in the tent
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:41 PM BST
4 through the covers off the splice!
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:41 PM BST
I think we have a bit of Shakoor Rana from Dorris!
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:41 PM BST
Some of the excuses are so bad they are actually funny and quite clever
Report Petraco May 28, 2020 5:42 PM BST
This has almost now become too hilarious to even be considered a parody Laugh
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:42 PM BST
Toilet etiquette ffs
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:44 PM BST
Ok my contribution to the toilet debate is if you do chop chillies for you barbecue make sure you wash your hands BEFORE you make pee pee!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:44 PM BST
Attempted mankading from the sun guy
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:44 PM BST
I think its just setting it up for them to be blamed and then removed

"see we got rid of the useless cants, as you were before 23rd March"

Fackin nora
Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:45 PM BST
Zero big picture questions. No awareness of the consequences of the government’s approach.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 28, 2020 5:46 PM BST
Tavare

https://youtu.be/_R0KywZK3pw
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:46 PM BST
too busy trying to make a molehill out of a turd
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:47 PM BST
cut him orf!!!
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:49 PM BST
I just hope our Elf and Safety Executive cannot work out a safe system of work until the Furlough runs out!

Went for another lovely cycle ride today, thank you Sushi Ballsack and tax payers!
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 5:51 PM BST
Where is the leader of Her Majesty’s most loyal Opposition?
Report jollyswagman May 28, 2020 5:51 PM BST
barnard castle
Report InsiderTrader May 28, 2020 5:52 PM BST
Imagine if it was Boulton not Mark Austin doing the summary on Sky?
Report Baphornet May 28, 2020 5:54 PM BST
Starmers hiding until 1st TP stops embarrassing the Party & go's for a kip
Report Injera May 28, 2020 5:56 PM BST
Zero questions about the %chance of survival for different age groups. The chance of dying for most is nil.

No challenge as to the affect on the health of the majority from a financial meltdown.

The journalists are pitiful.
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:56 PM BST
Starmer is to much of a serious type character with zero personality in my opinon

He's a good talker but who'd vote for him and his party?
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 5:58 PM BST
They still want us to think its serious

From what I saw today on the parks, fields and footpaths... no one is taking it serious

Cars all over the shop as well Mischief
Report Angoose May 28, 2020 5:59 PM BST
Were they respecting the one way system in the ailses Confused
Report Cider May 28, 2020 6:04 PM BST
Old Sam Coates was spitting chips Laugh Hilarious Laugh #MediaScum
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 6:07 PM BST
Dude the disease is serious for old people, fat people,  people with breathing difficulties and those not producing enough vitamin D and banned from sun bathing!

Injera is right. Nobody asking the right questions.
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 6:10 PM BST
Old people, fat people and people who have asthma?

That's not really enough to warrant a shut down, so because of unhealthy people the rest of us are being held to ransom?

I feel for the old people but they'd tell us all to get on with it trust me, they ain't selfish bas*ards like some want us to think
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 6:15 PM BST
I find it sad that in their final few years they aren't allowed to see their grandkids for any length of time

Its spiteful to deny them that, and most of them want to see their grandkids ffs
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 6:16 PM BST
I have been enjoying slagging of Cummings I have to admit but could I ask is anyone here ashley following the rules?
Report 1st time poster May 28, 2020 6:17 PM BST
LITTLE BILLY said while he,s locked up he,s not spending my inheritance Laugh
Report moonaxed May 28, 2020 6:19 PM BST
Dude...didn't realise until today which cartoon character whispering death was,until today i thought it was Foghorn Leghorn,but now with his post at 6.07 pm starting with...Dude...i realise he is Shaggy from Scooby Doo.What do i win?
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 6:23 PM BST
Gove and David Frost on Parliament Channel right now showing us how to not socially distance correctly while indoors ffs! How funny would it be if Gove gave our chief negotiator with the EU the covids!
Report Whisperingdeath May 28, 2020 6:25 PM BST
Dude you are not far off but maybe you should change your name from moonaxed to moonstruckWink
Report moonaxed May 28, 2020 6:30 PM BST
Whatever you say
Dude..
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 7:02 PM BST
Dental practices reopening

France have had enough and opening the whole lot back up from 8th June

Hookwinked ladies and gents, as predicted Cry
Report 1st time poster May 28, 2020 7:14 PM BST
downing st knowing doris dropped another clanger ,putting the record straight saying the scientists could have answered the questions, LaughLaughLaugh,
presumably after discussing it with kim jon
Report SontaranStratagem May 28, 2020 7:18 PM BST
One puzzling thing for me is the cricket

If football is starting back up surely Cricket should?

Yet cricket aren't until August CrazyCrazy
Report nineteen points May 28, 2020 8:02 PM BST
i think they are worried about handling and rubbing the balls
Report 1st time poster May 28, 2020 8:10 PM BST
clea nthe ball with sanatiser before each ball, the ozzies were practising years ago, LaughLaugh
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