todays pritti fake news

Stood on a box

Any updates on shoplifting ?

pritti vacant

Not a good reader...

Michael o'Leary got the voodoo doll out.

i like the way she isnt patronising

Impossible for that ar5e to keep 2 metres away from anything.

now the R is about to threaten 1 again, we will introduce quarantine measures because if the kids go back to school we will have someone to blame

aye, the government

14 days quarantine from June 8th, she obviously has a lucky 15 consisting of all Soumillon mounts on guineas day mapped out

why quarantine now ?? why not back in match you daft t wat ?

we will keep these super spreaders under review, no not the kids, the highly skilled holiday makers from Kawasaki, i mean Kansas

Waiting for shoplifting updates

Apparently it's only worth it when you're through the worst, bit like the track and trace, only any good when there's fook all people left who's even got it

5 key points             they love it in 5s its never 3 key points

Discrimination againt even numbers.

spot checks, no temp checks

stay alert, hope for the best, show some slides

Will the Head of Border Force be asked to explain why his staff did not turn the nine boats around in the English Channel and escort them to the safe haven of Calais yesterday?

No, I thought not...

Smirk has 5 letters

137,000   well thats WRONG

More pointless slides . More pointless figures . More pointless results .

What have we learnt - nothing

If you can still smell bullsh1t at the daily briefing, I can confirm that you do not have the virus

Graphs showing increasing numbers glossed over

It's just a shiote fest

there's no point in asking you'll get no reply

At least an acknowledgement that the figures are achieved under us suppressing the virus

Seems to me they are placing insurance for some bad news, lining up some ready made excuses

About all Patrick Vallance is worth . To answer a question on weddings .

He didn’t answer it really the girl asked for advice about August September a very fair question,she got what to do now in the answer.

spent 8hrs in front of a mirror practicing saying 35,000 deaths without smirking

"The fact of the matter is ......"

63,000 would be nearer the truth

whats the 4th fact of the matter

can see it in the office, how dare you, fact of the matter, get out i'm busy,

fotm x 5

doris and his entourage  yet again setting the example flying out to see trump,both probably desperate for a handshake

"Stop the second wave ." Are they serious . All this nonsense they come out with . In October / November when the second wave hits and the same

groups of people are dying , what will they say then ?

definitely sounds like a hidden expectation of some bad numbers coming down the track

FOTM x 6

fotm x 6

Why do they answer the questions by looking to their screen at the side? The questioner will be seeing them full on so watch the camera on front!

Did they stich a few of those dodgy Turkish gowns together to make her dress

more than a few

its a big shift from

'in terms of'

No follow up questions with Patel.

Horrible little ****, completely shameless.

got what the royals would say is a right breeding arris on her,make a few quid down the paddocks

at least vallance answered the question I asked trader earlier on,all these tests flying about,nhs,online,super drug,etc,20 min ones, but they don't give you a positive during the incubation period,before symptons arise,going to be 1000,s of false negatives flying about, aint there ?

People are vastly missing the point. UK travel advice is essential only so nobody should going on a normal holiday. Why would anyone want to come to the UK for a holiday when everything is shut? There's no economic incentive. The measure are effectively a short term deterrent.

May 22, 2020 -- 5:57PM, 1st time poster wrote:

at least vallance answered the question I asked trader earlier on,all these tests flying about,nhs,online,super drug,etc,20 min ones, but they don't give you a positive during the incubation period,before symptons arise,going to be 1000,s of false negatives flying about, aint there ?

In most cases people being tested are in theory symptomatic, apart from screening. If the do get symptoms down the track they can get another test.

Was it made clear about returning from Southern Ireland ?

Ireland coming to England is exempt, last time I saw England to Ireland is 14 day quarantine however.

Foxy, you have to provide an online place of stay to the Irish authorities for 14 days afaik.

Looks the same as UK (to me), change altogether in policy now.

There will be limited exemptions and a full list will be published on gov.uk. They include:

road haulage and freight workers, to ensure the supply of goods is not impacted
medical professionals who are travelling to help with the fight against coronavirus
anyone moving from within the Common Travel Area, covering Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man
Seasonal Agricultural Workers who will self-isolate on the property where they are working

Rte/news/coronavirus/travel to Ireland.

Googling that will get what you can expect there,dates are from 28th May and reviewed 18th June.
It seems to be all arrivals irrespective of common travel area.

all non Irish innit

Can't see Leo allowing unrestricted travel to Ireland from the UK any time soon Though I suppose there's a backdoor via NI for anyone keen enough.

Thanks cider and lapsy,hopefully things will change before the national hunt season,

he doesn't have a choice

and you cant mention Leo and backdoor in the same sentence

Seems as good a time as any to start arranging my Irish passport.

pecker

brexiteers will love that, they get 14 day quarantine on return and migrant fruit pickers get waved through and a glass of fizz of priti,