Welcome to the real world (away from the carefully constructed in vision bookcases)

don't tell me how to fix a boiler loike, New Zealand is massive innit and we got 64 million people so obviously loike im no dunce am i   , just let Boris get on with the killing spree.

You're nearly right, only a fool would draw logical comparisons with New Zealand, he knows that much. Seems loike he spends his time doing something productive loike, rather than googling 17 hours a day (or organising his bookcase) hoping to signal his 'intelligence' to like minded people. You know, the tolerant and compassionate champagne socialist types.