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Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:44 PM BST
doing crazy things at the right crazy time
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:47 PM BST
wear a face cloth on the tube etc

get back to school Laugh

keep the R rate racing wild
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:50 PM BST
the science the data and public health
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:53 PM BST
stay at home if you can, well that's clear.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:55 PM BST
go to work if you must, is that scientific Boris
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 3:57 PM BST
the tubes were packed Boris
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:02 PM BST
im astounded tbh, i think its criminal,what is going on, have they not made a huge mess already without doubling down............just imagine the winter and all is back to square 1 or worse
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:12 PM BST
'spot inspections' Laugh this what your dealing with
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 4:15 PM BST
Hello PD,hope ya well, 4k + new cases a day says it all, comedy gold watching this, pinch me.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:15 PM BST
inequality, covid insecure, open Gateshead OPEN EAST HAM Laugh

GOOD JAWB
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:16 PM BST
STEPS OUT 'OF THE DARKNESS'

wtf they are on a different planet
Report geordie1956 May 11, 2020 4:19 PM BST
he needs a new scriptwriter ... and a new script!
bumble & bluster from doris
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:19 PM BST
Hi Pa

this is the worse scene of mismanagement i can imagine
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 4:22 PM BST
Whatever about brexit you cant bluster with this, strong simple authority lacking.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:23 PM BST
sounds like Rishi will have some bad news disguised as good news tomorrow
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 4:24 PM BST
Poor fecker isn't made for this at all.
Report Petraco May 11, 2020 4:25 PM BST
Rishi will be telling us that the percentage will be down to 60%, but the period will be extended to the end of September...at least I hope that is what he will be telling us tomorrow Cool
Report nineteen points May 11, 2020 4:27 PM BST
you can nearly feel sorry for him.
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 4:28 PM BST
Get back to work Petraco and wear a snorkel Grin
Report nineteen points May 11, 2020 4:30 PM BST
dont worry laura will be along soon to whitewash it
Report politicspunter May 11, 2020 4:35 PM BST

May 11, 2020 -- 4:30PM, nineteen points wrote:


dont worry laura will be along soon to whitewash it


She will need an industrial sized roller to do so.

Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:35 PM BST
the economies will be even worse if this backfires, confidence will be shot..


i think they should be looking over 12 months as a reasonable time to get a grip and a new normal

could make a superbond represented by GDPs of each Country at long term low rates and just write off a years GDP and then move on
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 4:39 PM BST
staying alive Boris is a bigger concern than staying alert,is there the invisible enemy
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 4:43 PM BST
White van man,manual/construction/factory workers are near rock bottom,£93 a week isn't any good,alright the stay at home and furloughed workers have been taken care off but the well could be running dry.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 5:00 PM BST
yeah thats the case but it may still be an issue anyway
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 5:02 PM BST
this will create a divide
Report politicspunter May 11, 2020 5:06 PM BST
"We don't want to see people travelling to another home for a holiday or a second home," the prime minister says.

"That is not what this is about.

"It is about allowing people the pleasure of going to parks and places of natural beauty."

Wonder who he was thinking of!
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 5:09 PM BST
possibly brigend1 who was adamant that it was permissible on the Politics forum earlier today
Report politicspunter May 11, 2020 5:18 PM BST
Think you mean brigust1 who as you say was adamant on the politics forum you could go to your second home in Cornwall if you wished.
Report nineteen points May 11, 2020 5:50 PM BST
yes because we all have a second home! some poor folk are lucky to have a second room. thats how far out of touch these lot are.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:06 PM BST
covid levels 5
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:07 PM BST
covid alert............see its joined up Laugh
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:09 PM BST
safe to do so

speak to your employer

keep 2 metres apart children
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:10 PM BST
142,000 tests carried out yeterday? On a Sunday? really?
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:11 PM BST
stay alert at home as much as possible
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:13 PM BST
speak to your employer, who will tell you come in and work whether it's safe or not, or they will get rid of you.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:13 PM BST
Stay alert control the virus, what the feck is this.

go to the park boris, your rambling
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:14 PM BST

May 11, 2020 -- 7:13PM, Des Pond wrote:


speak to your employer, who will tell you come in and work whether it's safe or not, or they will get rid of you.


but you will only notice that if you stay alert Crazy

Report elisjohn May 11, 2020 7:17 PM BST
so you go to park with your household sit down, and happens to be next to you 2 meter apart is other  family members that happen to be there  so they or you  would have to move away, but  its ok for another couple/ family  to sit there.LaughConfused
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:18 PM BST
That is if you still have an employer.
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:19 PM BST
Boris is lost. Laugh
Report elisjohn May 11, 2020 7:20 PM BST
he hasnt a clue, and god help us with these experts
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:21 PM BST
he's changed her name from foojah to Poojah
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:22 PM BST
"stay at home if you can, got to work if you can't"
Report Orsoncart May 11, 2020 7:22 PM BST
Laugh
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:23 PM BST
Report elisjohn May 11, 2020 7:23 PM BST
itd be simplier to say , you can go out still with your household only than saying another1
Report leif May 11, 2020 7:24 PM BST
It's only fair that parents of children who don't go back to school should stay at home.

Does he not realise how many people there are in that category?
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:25 PM BST
more answers than questions Laura darling
Report HGS May 11, 2020 7:25 PM BST
Her name is Poojah and has been mentioned many times now!
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:26 PM BST
who decides if the workplace is "covid secure"? People like Mike Ashley?
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:26 PM BST
Branches of Burger King and Starbucks will reopen this week Shocked
Report lapsy pa May 11, 2020 7:27 PM BST
Elisjohn, that is covered in the "bubble" chapter, a household each can go to the park and with another of same family but different household,i think is ok,the park could be full of "bubbles"

Check it out yourself,i don't want to kill half the country!
Report politicspunter May 11, 2020 7:27 PM BST
Boris Johnson is now asked how people can go back to work if schools are shut and there is no childcare available.

"We're hoping to begin to open primary schools at the earliest by 1 June," the prime minister says.

"If people don't have access to childcare, then I think it's only fair to regard that as an obvious barrier to their ability to go back to work.

"I'm sure employers will agree with that."

Will they feck.
Report thegiggilo May 11, 2020 7:30 PM BST
Angoose 11 May 20 18:22 
"stay at home if you can, got to work if you can't"

Lol me and the mrs were rolling around on the floor laughing at this,ffs this is like one of those steve martin comedies..
Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:31 PM BST
We're at the forefront though, great news! Sad
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:33 PM BST
Do you think that he realises that he comes across as a bluffer Confused
Report Dotchinite May 11, 2020 7:33 PM BST
Im sure some of you would hide away forever given the chance.
Report peckerdunne May 11, 2020 7:34 PM BST
no one managing this mass movement of people, so it favours a reemergence obviously
Report politicspunter May 11, 2020 7:34 PM BST

May 11, 2020 -- 7:33PM, Dotchinite wrote:


Im sure some of you would hide away forever given the chance.


Well, he made a good go at doing so.

Report Des Pond May 11, 2020 7:34 PM BST
he knows it, but I'm not sure how many of his voters do. They are learning though, slowly.
Report elisjohn May 11, 2020 7:35 PM BST
i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i supposeCry
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:36 PM BST
Pooja is not happy .....

https://twitter.com/i/status/1259911868136767490
Report Dotchinite May 11, 2020 7:38 PM BST
elisjohn. Are you really still obeying that rule? I managed a fortnight.
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:41 PM BST
Johnson still not fully fighting fit, taking regular drinks of water, was the same earlier in the House of Commons.
Report elisjohn May 11, 2020 7:46 PM BST
just hypothetical ?Grin
Report Angoose May 11, 2020 7:49 PM BST
I've been asking about the recovery rate for weeks and weeks, well done Tom
Report impossible123 May 11, 2020 8:27 PM BST
I thought that was an informative Q & A from Bojo and his henchmen. Some very good appropriate and intelligent questions from the public and media reps too. A lot more clarity and assurance from Bojo regarding employee work condition/social distancing, meeting loved ones, travel, exercise, etc.
Report dave1357 May 11, 2020 8:38 PM BST
But what am I meant to be alert for and what am I meant to do when alerted?
Report 1st time poster May 11, 2020 8:45 PM BST
I,m sure some of yu would hide away for ever given the chance

your not a slave,its not north korea  [ yet ], just sounds like it,if people want to hide away its up to them
Report doantwin2easy May 11, 2020 9:04 PM BST
i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i suppose

This is exactly what glory holes were invented for, and you can avoid the cuddle after.
Report 1st time poster May 11, 2020 9:10 PM BST
you,d have to be absolutely fooooooking barking to meet a parent,grand parent,grand child in a park just invaded by over 50,000 people on bank holiday weekend,rather than in your own or their garden,
got to be the most ridiculous advice ever given and their that proud of it they keep repeating it on the hour, how many fat sweaty arris have been on park benches this weekend,fooooking madness
Report jucel69 May 11, 2020 9:27 PM BST

May 11, 2020 -- 9:04PM, doantwin2easy wrote:


i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i supposeThis is exactly what glory holes were invented for, and you can avoid the cuddle after.


but you don't know who is sucking your johnsonLaugh

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