Boris live

doing crazy things at the right crazy time

wear a face cloth on the tube etc

get back to school

keep the R rate racing wild

the science the data and public health

stay at home if you can, well that's clear.

go to work if you must, is that scientific Boris

the tubes were packed Boris

im astounded tbh, i think its criminal,what is going on, have they not made a huge mess already without doubling down............just imagine the winter and all is back to square 1 or worse

'spot inspections' this what your dealing with

Hello PD,hope ya well, 4k + new cases a day says it all, comedy gold watching this, pinch me.

inequality, covid insecure, open Gateshead OPEN EAST HAM

GOOD JAWB

STEPS OUT 'OF THE DARKNESS'

wtf they are on a different planet

he needs a new scriptwriter ... and a new script!
bumble & bluster from doris

Hi Pa

this is the worse scene of mismanagement i can imagine

Whatever about brexit you cant bluster with this, strong simple authority lacking.

sounds like Rishi will have some bad news disguised as good news tomorrow

Poor fecker isn't made for this at all.

Rishi will be telling us that the percentage will be down to 60%, but the period will be extended to the end of September...at least I hope that is what he will be telling us tomorrow

you can nearly feel sorry for him.

Get back to work Petraco and wear a snorkel

dont worry laura will be along soon to whitewash it

May 11, 2020 -- 4:30PM, nineteen points wrote:

dont worry laura will be along soon to whitewash it

She will need an industrial sized roller to do so.

the economies will be even worse if this backfires, confidence will be shot..


i think they should be looking over 12 months as a reasonable time to get a grip and a new normal

could make a superbond represented by GDPs of each Country at long term low rates and just write off a years GDP and then move on

staying alive Boris is a bigger concern than staying alert,is there the invisible enemy

White van man,manual/construction/factory workers are near rock bottom,£93 a week isn't any good,alright the stay at home and furloughed workers have been taken care off but the well could be running dry.

yeah thats the case but it may still be an issue anyway

this will create a divide

"We don't want to see people travelling to another home for a holiday or a second home," the prime minister says.

"That is not what this is about.

"It is about allowing people the pleasure of going to parks and places of natural beauty."

Wonder who he was thinking of!

possibly brigend1 who was adamant that it was permissible on the Politics forum earlier today

Think you mean brigust1 who as you say was adamant on the politics forum you could go to your second home in Cornwall if you wished.

yes because we all have a second home! some poor folk are lucky to have a second room. thats how far out of touch these lot are.

covid levels 5

covid alert............see its joined up

safe to do so

speak to your employer

keep 2 metres apart children

142,000 tests carried out yeterday? On a Sunday? really?

stay alert at home as much as possible

speak to your employer, who will tell you come in and work whether it's safe or not, or they will get rid of you.

Stay alert control the virus, what the feck is this.

go to the park boris, your rambling

May 11, 2020 -- 7:13PM, Des Pond wrote:

speak to your employer, who will tell you come in and work whether it's safe or not, or they will get rid of you.

but you will only notice that if you stay alert

so you go to park with your household sit down, and happens to be next to you 2 meter apart is other  family members that happen to be there  so they or you  would have to move away, but  its ok for another couple/ family  to sit there.

That is if you still have an employer.

Boris is lost.

he hasnt a clue, and god help us with these experts

he's changed her name from foojah to Poojah

"stay at home if you can, got to work if you can't"

itd be simplier to say , you can go out still with your household only than saying another1

It's only fair that parents of children who don't go back to school should stay at home.

Does he not realise how many people there are in that category?

more answers than questions Laura darling

Her name is Poojah and has been mentioned many times now!

who decides if the workplace is "covid secure"? People like Mike Ashley?

Branches of Burger King and Starbucks will reopen this week

Elisjohn, that is covered in the "bubble" chapter, a household each can go to the park and with another of same family but different household,i think is ok,the park could be full of "bubbles"

Check it out yourself,i don't want to kill half the country!

Boris Johnson is now asked how people can go back to work if schools are shut and there is no childcare available.

"We're hoping to begin to open primary schools at the earliest by 1 June," the prime minister says.

"If people don't have access to childcare, then I think it's only fair to regard that as an obvious barrier to their ability to go back to work.

"I'm sure employers will agree with that."

Will they feck.

Angoose 11 May 20 18:22 
"stay at home if you can, got to work if you can't"

Lol me and the mrs were rolling around on the floor laughing at this,ffs this is like one of those steve martin comedies..

We're at the forefront though, great news!

Do you think that he realises that he comes across as a bluffer

Im sure some of you would hide away forever given the chance.

no one managing this mass movement of people, so it favours a reemergence obviously

May 11, 2020 -- 7:33PM, Dotchinite wrote:

Im sure some of you would hide away forever given the chance.

Well, he made a good go at doing so.

he knows it, but I'm not sure how many of his voters do. They are learning though, slowly.

i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i suppose

Pooja is not happy .....

https://twitter.com/i/status/1259911868136767490

elisjohn. Are you really still obeying that rule? I managed a fortnight.

Johnson still not fully fighting fit, taking regular drinks of water, was the same earlier in the House of Commons.

just hypothetical ?

I've been asking about the recovery rate for weeks and weeks, well done Tom

I thought that was an informative Q & A from Bojo and his henchmen. Some very good appropriate and intelligent questions from the public and media reps too. A lot more clarity and assurance from Bojo regarding employee work condition/social distancing, meeting loved ones, travel, exercise, etc.

But what am I meant to be alert for and what am I meant to do when alerted?

I,m sure some of yu would hide away for ever given the chance

your not a slave,its not north korea  [ yet ], just sounds like it,if people want to hide away its up to them

i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i suppose

This is exactly what glory holes were invented for, and you can avoid the cuddle after.

you,d have to be absolutely fooooooking barking to meet a parent,grand parent,grand child in a park just invaded by over 50,000 people on bank holiday weekend,rather than in your own or their garden,
got to be the most ridiculous advice ever given and their that proud of it they keep repeating it on the hour, how many fat sweaty arris have been on park benches this weekend,fooooking madness

May 11, 2020 -- 9:04PM, doantwin2easy wrote:

i havent seen my girlfriend for 3 months as we live seperatly, now we can go to the park together but stay 2 meter apart, so i take it that means no hanky panky i supposeThis is exactly what glory holes were invented for, and you can avoid the cuddle after.

but you don't know who is sucking your johnson