Cranial, facial and of the downstairs variety for all the lady gardeners on here.
I'm baldist as regards the latter...my 80s recollections of the adult industry & pitifully scarce experiences are a healthy mental source of onanistics
I don't mind a few spiders but an infestation is pushing it
As for upstairs...I just give myself a number 3 on my DIY shaver - those with 'presidential' Kennedy thatches must really be suffering.