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No, but it put me off for ages, i'm a bit squeamish and what we put our women through!
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10 years time they'll be lucky to be there at conception
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Once saw a documentary on television - Where they were being shown around 'Royal Photographer' Patrick Lichfield's large home, Shugborough Hall in Staffordshire.
The female interviewer noticed some photographs of children on display - and said - "these will be your children?" In typical female mindset - her next soppy question was .... "Were you present at the births?" Lord Lichfield's answer was perfect - in my view ... "Oh, no - certainly not ... Some things are best left to the imagination." Bloody brilliant. ![]() ![]() |
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I was at he Birth of my only daughter...Worstest experience of my life ffs.
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I was under strict instruction not to venture down the business end. And on reflection, I think that's the best strategy.
Lot's of gas and air needed at daughters birth, but I did save some for the missus. |