Dominic Raab Today - Mr Empathy Himself

Raab is, apparently, pretty handy with the karate chops

his tie isnt straight. poor show.

4,406 new cases, 693 new fatalities.

handjob fails again,probaby why he was rattled in commons by labour mp,

posties must walk faster with bigger satchels

Perhaps he'll have a drink of Cider later to cheer himself up

Raab is reading from script

Cider will be along soon to have a go at him

Straight on to cyber crime. priorities?

The highest number of PEOPLE tested in a single reporting period has been 74,910.

is this not just scaremongering ??

Expect tories to tie better knots morp

cyber crime they want to steal bulk data as handjob wants everyone to give their data up,

this is shocking.its not about treating people anymore its about telling us how they are going to live our lives in the future

How long is he going to prattle on about cyber crime? Who gives a **** about that when thousands are dying?

I hope that none of the journalists throw any cheap shots, it could get nasty if they do

Down load the government  app get cheap insurance quote off Cummings mates

nap landed

if Raab & Van-Tam were ever to do a team building excercise; i'd ask for a rope

if handjobs app trial goes belly up I think its p45 time,becoming a liability for doris, the useful idiot crack only lasts so long

are these completed tests or tests sent out ??

Why is she worried about motor vehicle use??

She doesn’t know who is the vehicle or where they’re going.

Dramatic rise DURING April ?
At the very end of April.

Who is in

has this person just learnt to read ?

everyone even tory,s no what a farce thurs test numbers were, been shown in hindsight to be embarrassing for everyone involved

Angie, Angie
When will those clouds all disappear?

there has to be an ulterior motive for these diabolical briefs; i'm just yet to find it

Angela was poor with the slides last time she was on, remember her SMOKEY BLUE

She doesn't appear to rehearse.

Who is this clown?

They have all the data but no idea how to interpret it .

Grey and dark grey

dear god, is this best we can do for presenters ?????

Death total cannot go down angela

Unless we bring them back to kife

Of course its going uo

you've got to have some front to stand there everyday bragging about spare beds,when there spare because 30,000 people have died in hospital

big shout out for gloucester from mc raab

Back to life

Of course its going up

i didn't think these could get any lower. A limbo dancer would struggle with this bar

The first questioner needs to drop some timber if he wants to stay safe .

Dame Angela Ruth McLean DBE, FRS (born 31 May 1961) is professor of mathematical biology in the Department of Zoology at the University of Oxford, and Chief Scientific Adviser to the Ministry of Defence.

McLean was born on 31 May 1961 in Kingston, Jamaica, the daughter of Elizabeth and Andre McLean. She was educated at Mary Datchelor Girls’ School, Camberwell, London, going on to study for a BA in mathematics as Somerville College, Oxford, graduating in 1982. In 1986 she received her PhD in biomathematics from Imperial College, London.

Oh no cider will be gutted raab has praised essential workers

wholesale slaughter of our grandparents doesn't matter as long as you can highlight the number of empty beds in nightingale hospitals.

never knew Andrea was that old

ALL key workers deserve recognition, not just the NHS.

Apart from journalists.

& weatermen/women

Pesto

"Death toll is higher than we would wish"

peston ffs, only got limited time, did you even ask a question there ?

game of 2 halves not over yet angela hoping other countries ,suffer 2nmd wave in 2nd half

jeez this is painful

Peston a tory stooge?

No way it can go down, Pesto getting schooled

Any more comedy questions from the journalists ?

They haven't decided with the masks yet,it is very finely balanced....

They said they were only any good if someone let a silent but deadly one off til now.

He is no better than that awful ****sberg woman, imo.

my self-flaggelation for all my previous misdemeanours; is going to have find another whipping point; maybe 3 hours of edited lowlights of Hillarious Jones & Sanjay Gupta will cover it

Angela stated during her briefing about that graph going down

She has clearly been told in her ear piece about her mistake

And was very stern with Peston
....

This is depressing and terrifying in equal measure.

When it was her error

Bap, only waiting to put the boot in for Dr Hilarious, "Masks are useless to the public and could be dangerous"

Quite sure Dr there will be a tutorial to replace a graph on how to wear a face mask soon.

I haven't read that report , I haven't seen that evidence , I haven't got that data  , I haven't got a clue .....where am I ?

Daily Mail right on point as usual. "Should we all go on a diet?" FFS

":beuatiful studies"

WTHF

How do these clowns get jobs in newspapers?

Heart to God,"it is better not to be a fattie", well done,we would be lost without ye.

Football lift the spirits

And beers and wines


Not if yer team is relegated...

Jesus wept. We are really fecked if these counts are in charge.

"Will you concede ......" 

These journalists are now out of control with these questions.

is he related to Owain Glyndŵr?

or Richie Burnett

Baph - a very odd turn of phrase indeed!

Should the true advice be "STAY AWAY FROM MUZZIES AND FATTAYS"

It's like two troupes of clowns discussing the optimum speed of a spinning bow tie .

which one Inj

Re deaths, sky are reporting ‘people who tested positive for covid 19’.

Clear as mud.

just give us a spifire flypast every day.....oh booze too

spit* ffs

Raab walks off and leaves woman standing....very impolite....a gentleman would wait for the lady to come with him up and walk off together !

DISGUSTING !!!

Anyone reassured after listening to that?

Raab walks off and leaves woman standing....very impolite....a gentleman would wait for the lady to come with him and walk off together !

DISGUSTING !!!

^ -up

Only caught last 2 mins

indeed inj

shouldn't that be a Messerschmitt Bf 109, Erwin?

dont be a smarty.messy would have sufficed

handjob getting a bit miffed

Here is a clip of the moment Matt Hancock, the health secretary, criticised the ‘tone’ of Labour shadow minister and A&E doctor Rosena Allin-Khan after she said the government’s lack of testing had cost lives. She also said the figures were being manipulated to achieve a goal of 100,000 tests a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=LIhgwQMHQPQ&feature=emb_logo

^ Bap...you seem to know your German planes very well....you must be keen on the German forces or even were you in them ?

Baph - Angela’s ‘beautiful studies’.

nah,not really up on all the hardware involved...planes tanks etc

planes in -the battle of midway very interesting

His grandad used to be on the Dresden run back in the day absolutely scared stiff of of Fokkers, at least the ones who flew the ME109's!

Zero Fighters! Kwality I think

used to love making Stukas Heinkels Messys & stuff when a nipper, Zeros & Yankee Hellcats & Corsairs as well

what s people talking about
hancock,s spat withg labour mp
or
hancocks missed target by 16,000,
job done

tory,s advertising a job for someone to pick all the dead cats up off the table,cummings got a garage full of dead cats

Refrigerated...hopefully !

dom raab  casting doubt on how eu countries count ,he,s got a point who else in EU counts,

1 pair of gloves as 2 bits of ppe
6 new hospitals as 40
18,000 new nurses as 50,000 because your not sacking 32,000
60,000 tests as a 100,000 because 40,000 are in the post somewhere