Did you know in russia

It's not true.

I can see the logic in that. With the wife in hospital he needs taking to the police station so someone can cook his dinner for him.

The only five words of Russian you will ever need : Niet  Da  Babooshka  Vodka  Borsch

In neighbouring India the goverment has slapped 70% on booze from tomorrow in an effort to boost tax revenue,tonight the police are swinging their "lathi"batons (long wooden canes) in an effort to disperse crowds gathering this evening looking to buy their booze.

jaysus Pa, i thought you would be spaykin all Russian there

he can just about manage the Irish, pecker

Asit Banerjee,55 told reporters while queueing, "We have been in solitude for over a month,alchohol will energise us to maintain social distancing during the pandemic".

PeckerD,i might as well,no one understands me. After their "what" i say i am taking elocution lessons,they seem to know what i mean then haha.

cupla focail agam freshin

howye buddy alroight

Cad a bhi tu ag ra mo chairde?

lol i missed the race at WRD but got the winner

bleedin dubs, jammy sods

Ta me go an mhaith , thankfully things starting to look a lot better PD.

Denzil pls enuff cant take it, gives me the willies

they are Pa supposedly but i'm not really buying into it tbh

i imagine i wont even think of coming out of my shell until next spring

yeah im good Pa anyway, keepin fit everyday and doing some educational stuff on line also, plus the wife is getting a bit more 'appreciative' it seems, and im gathering a few quid to boot, sure its great if it werent so serious

My brother deals with the public in Midleton.he said someone who had it was in front of him 6 days after,(met his wife day after for double whammy) You are right i think, 2 weeks ago someone across road from me got taken away in an ambulance,might be anything but i know of death in village here,i am erring on careful too.

Yes,i am getting on well with Mrs Lapsy too, maybe we are both making more allowances for each other ha, was doing a fair bit of walking til this weekend,maybe a mile to a path i know i would meet no one or 1 or 2 but that mile seems to be just full of cyclists lately,stunned by amount and feck their cycling heavy vapour trail,no thanks but cool tomorrow so probably.

By the way that law has nothing to do with covid 19

Foxy i tried to embrace the theme of the thread by giving you a did you you know albeit from India,i even threw in a quote from Asit Bangeree, ok it was covid but it was at least "law".

Sorry lapsy I never picked up on it

No worries Foxy,a very small thing anyway,hopefully we will see a few nice horses again in the near future.I shouldn't have used the thread myself and ought to have started another one to have a few words with Peckerd.

Angoose • May 4, 2020 8:34 PM BST
The only five words of Russian you will ever need : Niet  Da  Babooshka  Vodka  Borsch

babooshka means granny I think

Angoose = Wayne Rooney

Denzil you nutter

Ei Ei Denzil where u been ?

Good morning lapsy yes really looking forward to seeing some good racing and get the feeling it won’t be to long now .

Take care