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Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:19 PM BST
Seems worse up here in North East for some reason


I heard you bar nuts are still salty
Report 1st time poster April 30, 2020 5:19 PM BST
michelle wanted tourisit,s kept away .doris tells her don't worry they,ll be coming soon,
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:20 PM BST
technical question putting Boris under it Grin
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:21 PM BST
Boris has an earpiece....being advised on presentation...fed some answers
Report 1st time poster April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
michelle wanted Gordon ramsey evicted ,doris sending him a few friends down with a case of champagne Laugh
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
right ear
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
black
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
Thank God Whitty Chitty is there to talk about mental elfShocked

WTF are they waffling on about ffs
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
Quite a few on here with mental health problems Crazy
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
Michelle's question made no sense, we're either in lockdown or not.
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
laura   furniture
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:22 PM BST
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Report eyeball April 30, 2020 5:24 PM BST
Two more rehashed questions from Laura . poor ...
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:24 PM BST
Voice in ear : "say something about furlough scheme, say something about jobs , Rishi Sunak"
Report Baphornet April 30, 2020 5:24 PM BST
governments pocket
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:25 PM BST
Is he going to suggest Dettol injections as one of the ingenious ways to supress the disease Scared
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:25 PM BST
New cases is almost irrelevant at this point Angoose, it's correlated with testing.
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:25 PM BST
Whitty :

He
Is
Vulnerable
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:26 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:25PM, Cider wrote:


New cases is almost irrelevant at this point Angoose, it's correlated with testing.


Hardly irrelevant.

Report Injera April 30, 2020 5:26 PM BST
I’ll ask again. How does the infection rate get below 1 when most people have family living with them?
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:26 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:26PM, Injera wrote:


I’ll ask again. How does the infection rate get below 1 when most people have family living with them?


50% live alone?

Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:26 PM BST
So, real damage will be done only if there is a second wave? Shocked
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:26 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:26PM, Angoose wrote:


Apr 30, 2020 --  4:25PM, Cider wrote:New cases is almost irrelevant at this point Angoose, it's correlated with testing.Hardly irrelevant.


well you can't test the whole country.

Report morpteh mackem April 30, 2020 5:27 PM BST
peston takes about an hour to ask a question
Report eyeball April 30, 2020 5:29 PM BST
How do these "journalists" get to ask the same armchair questions every day ?
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:29 PM BST
well you can't test the whole country.

why not
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:29 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:26PM, Injera wrote:


I’ll ask again. How does the infection rate get below 1 when most people have family living with them?


Actually : One in six people aged 45 to 64 – 2.4 million people and about 14% of this age group – live alone in the UK.

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 5:30 PM BST
Once somebody in a household is infected they can't be infected again.

100% infection r would drop to 0

They seem to be talking about current r and not net r or total r
Report Baphornet April 30, 2020 5:30 PM BST
"past the peak" at last someone has said it
Report lapsy pa April 30, 2020 5:30 PM BST
Boris done the right thing at the right time....
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:30 PM BST
we did the right thing at the right time......even with the benefit of hindsight he is a jackass
Report Baphornet April 30, 2020 5:31 PM BST
this is getting more shambolic by the day
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:32 PM BST
Repeatedly uttering "the right measures at the right time" is akin to a police suspect repeatedly uttering "no comment".
Report eyeball April 30, 2020 5:33 PM BST
Chris Witty , "What you don't do is learn lessons halfway through and act on them ."
Report morpteh mackem April 30, 2020 5:33 PM BST
when is the joiners arms in morpeth reopening and will the free pint stamp card be carried over to new season or will it start a fresh ?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 5:33 PM BST
Right measures at right time would suggest not learning from mistakes...

No point in comparisons with other countries when they show you up as an imbecile
Report Baphornet April 30, 2020 5:33 PM BST
at least Dame May can reprise his role in "The Hills Have Eyes" 8
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:34 PM BST
wasn't me gov

get back to work

get the economy open

except Boris cant pass the decision to the states governor
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:34 PM BST
Witty gives a positive namecheck to an article in The Guardian, that will please chit chat Laugh
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:34 PM BST
I missed it
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 5:34 PM BST
Is that why graphs have gone
?

How's transport doing?
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:35 PM BST
Lets' hope there isn't a second wave of the virus, as that would be really bad! As opposed to the piddling amount of perceived damage that we have sustained so far. Cry
Report 1st time poster April 30, 2020 5:36 PM BST
could someone ask how do you have a heart attack or stroke and not go to hospital
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:36 PM BST
Voice : "Move your arms man !"
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:37 PM BST
people should go to hospital if they need urgent knee treatment...why..they have cancelled all the knee operations
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:37 PM BST
political editor, another expert on r rate Cry
Report Injera April 30, 2020 5:37 PM BST
Whitty looks like death warmed up. Boris looks v poorly. Vallance like an Olympic champion by comparison.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 5:37 PM BST
No need to go to hospital just get a YouTube video

DIY heart attack courses

Don't trust the state....
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:38 PM BST
Dorris on his R's right now. Worse than useless.
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:38 PM BST
Get your carer to do the op.
Report eyeball April 30, 2020 5:38 PM BST
r my @rse
Report morpteh mackem April 30, 2020 5:38 PM BST
just take an aspirin
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:39 PM BST
the data, good jawb, getting it done Laugh great people

The R Boris aint a pillar to box Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 5:39 PM BST
Nobody working = no heart attacks

Work is finnish
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:40 PM BST
Doesn't know his R's from his elbow
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:40 PM BST
Give it 2 years before they start blaming the previous labour administration for all the deaths.
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:41 PM BST
I blame corona virus personally
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:42 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:26PM, Injera wrote:


I’ll ask again. How does the infection rate get below 1 when most people have family living with them?


You don't measure the rate based on individuals, you measure it amongst a population.
If an infected person infects others in their household, but they do not leave their house, they don't infect anyone else.

Report Injera April 30, 2020 5:43 PM BST
So infecting family numbers doesn’t count goose?
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:43 PM BST
distinct lack of books from the buzzfeed backdrop Sad
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2020 5:44 PM BST
gotta control the 'ifs' though Laugh
Report The Leopard April 30, 2020 5:44 PM BST
Wait till the end ! ....lol
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:44 PM BST
Even the most ardent tories must be dismayed at the way Johnson's govt have performed.
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:47 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:43PM, Injera wrote:


So infecting family numbers doesn’t count goose?


It does, but then how many others became infected ?

So, family member one infects two others, his R = 2.
If those two do not infect any body else, they both have an R of zero.

Average R of the three is then 0.333.

Likely I have massively oversimplified what will be a complex calculation, but you can get the general idea.

Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:48 PM BST
papers and books here Cool
Report 1st time poster April 30, 2020 5:49 PM BST
so your 10 friend /family bubble could be 4 households meeting up, then going 4 separate ways to park,supermarket,bnq, but if r is less than one makes no difference
Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:49 PM BST
I'm sure the millions of businesses and people being supported by the government are gutted right now.
Report 1st time poster April 30, 2020 5:50 PM BST
82,86 another 20 mins of the buffoon blustering and handjobs there a day early LaughLaugh
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:50 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:48PM, regvarney wrote:


Ardent tory signing in hereGiving the government performance/response an 8/10 so farAlternative of Corbyn, Abbott et Al in charge truly terrifying


That's a rather desperate measurement system, with all of its in-built biases.

"Aston Villa have performed well in the league as they are one place higher than Norwich" Grin

Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:52 PM BST
8/10. Jesus wept. Shocked We are going to be one of the 3 worst hit countries in the World when the bodies have all been counted.
Report eyeball April 30, 2020 5:52 PM BST
Drivel
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:53 PM BST
I'm sure the millions of businesses and people being supported by the government are gutted right now.


someone will have to pay
Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:54 PM BST
Ardent tory signing in here


we are all socialist's now brother. Wait till the nationalisations start...probably with Virgin Airlines
Report Injera April 30, 2020 5:56 PM BST
Cheers goose. I clearly wasn’t thinking it through.
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 5:56 PM BST
I am glad that Corbyn and his cronies are gone, and I agree that Abbott is a loon, but it would be hard for anyone to do worse than Johnson and his gang have done.
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 5:57 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:56PM, Injera wrote:


Cheers goose. I clearly wasn’t thinking it through.


No bother, not a concept that we have previously spent much time thinking about.

Report Cider April 30, 2020 5:58 PM BST

Apr 30, 2020 -- 5:53PM, Whisperingdeath wrote:


I'm sure the millions of businesses and people being supported by the government are gutted right now.someone will have to pay


Obviously. However there's quite a few people getting disturbingly giddy online about the death ticker. The total impact of the virus will not be known, and be able to be properly assessed for years.

Report Whisperingdeath April 30, 2020 5:59 PM BST
meanwhile the economy is going round the u bend
Report Cider April 30, 2020 6:00 PM BST
I'll let you know in a few years
Report casemoney April 30, 2020 6:02 PM BST
Nice to see the Great Man back ... Happy

Anti mask mob will be in full flow as Boz says they will probably be the way forward ...
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 6:03 PM BST
He'll soon be telling us all to dress up like letter boxes Laugh
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 6:04 PM BST
How much of Rishi Rich's pledges will actually be honoured? How many small businesses wil go under, even after they have been told that they will be helped?
Report Cider April 30, 2020 6:05 PM BST
76,878
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 6:07 PM BST
is that the number of promises that have been made?
Report Cider April 30, 2020 6:07 PM BST
Labour votes at the last election.
Report Des Pond April 30, 2020 6:08 PM BST
ha, Laugh at least you have a sense of humour. I'm losing mine, tbh.
Report lapsy pa April 30, 2020 6:09 PM BST
Not too many Des,they have already said they can't help everyone,great soundbite for the sheep going back to that halycon day when Sunak held their(small businesses) hand, said your pain is our pain.

Top,top bollooxology!
Report nineteen points April 30, 2020 6:22 PM BST
any thoughts on a prime minister having to wear an earpiece to be told what to say in a press conference? strange in my opinion
Report Angoose April 30, 2020 6:27 PM BST
The public would get upset if Cummings appeared in person.
Report thegiggilo April 30, 2020 6:34 PM BST
Absolutely hopeless,not even answering questions what's the point of him a complete embarassment only the totally brainwashed cannot see through him at this point..
Report tashkent terror April 30, 2020 6:34 PM BST
"any thoughts on a prime minister having to wear an earpiece to be told what to say in a press conference? strange in my opinion"

Ant and Dec?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 6:53 PM BST
clearly out of his depth

time to resign
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 6:54 PM BST
how long can he avoid starmer in pmqs?
Report duffy April 30, 2020 7:44 PM BST
He appeared very nervous early on, I thought at the start he was still struggling for breath somewhat but reckon it was nerves.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2020 7:48 PM BST
Nerves that his earpiece wasn't working?

He's never shown nerves about lying before.

He did seem out of breath, going for an even larger family?
Report Baphornet April 30, 2020 11:28 PM BST
Paul Nurse talking a good game on QT
Report 1st time poster May 1, 2020 9:42 AM BST
the great blonde scientist following liberal despite telling us for 8 weeks there of no benefit ,now going to turn us all into multi coloured letterboxes
Report Baphornet May 1, 2020 12:53 PM BST
you really really must let it goLaugh
Report 1st time poster May 1, 2020 1:02 PM BST
let it go the blonde buffoon is only 4 month into a 5 year stretch, plenty more to come,the fact he,s aged 10 years in those 4 month,s is evidence of plenty of bullshoite yet to come,by wedding time if carrie only has a quick glance she might be forgiven for thinking she,s marrying Stanley, Laugh
Report Baphornet May 1, 2020 1:18 PM BST
Stanleys got his hands full with Georgia “Toff” at the mo
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