Boris's baby boy - Guess the name!

DORIS JNR

cabinet will be delighted another month off for the part time PM

Apr 29, 2020 -- 10:05AM, 1st time poster wrote:

DORIS JNRcabinet will be delighted another month off for the part time PM

he's not doing PM questions today, Raab stepping in

Winston

Apr 29, 2020 -- 10:07AM, InsiderTrader wrote:

Winston

BE BETTER,longer game guessing how many brothers and sister,s he,s got
there owning up to 5, unless number,s 6 and 7 would like to make themselves known

due in early summer according to doris and mizz symonds ,don't worry doris we,ll get him for you,
doing the numbers to find out who the suspects might be,as its been announced I assume we can rule out javed

CORONA .....ennit ?

putting his hands to 6,so we no there,s more

Roller coaster gets ill
Gets worse
Than the best feeling in world comes
Wonder if take his two weeks off

Got to be Covid

6 would be a good result

Fodder for the next jeremy kyle

Got to be something classic, I'm going for Tarquin

Apr 29, 2020 -- 10:12AM, 1st time poster wrote:

putting his hands to 6,so we no there,s more

He's a cðcksmith, bound to have plenty of kids!

i think RODNEY is a big runner for this .....

2 months early ,think doris will be demanding a DNA test,hope he doesn't get hancock to organise it or the kid will be starting school before they get a result,

Is there a market open?
About the only thing to bet on at the moment

Like father like son..... Both came too early

Donald J Johnson

Who gives a ****? Probably some toff name to help it fit in with the other toffs @ eton. wac

DAMIAN ?

Bunter.

been the arrogant fool he is
WINSTON  [ NAP]

28042020.....

Weird ...

Wonder if he was born at 06.06.06 ????

Apr 29, 2020 -- 10:35AM, sofiakenny wrote:

Mohammed?

the most popular name in Englanstan

Johnson Anne

Jeremy

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A third of punters are betting that Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds will name their baby after Winston Churchil

de pfeffel lion loins comebuckets johnson

spaffer letterbox johnson

CONNOR would be the best option

Abdul Coco N'Dongo Ring Ping Ting Johnson.

6 babies doris, 2 out of wedlock to 2 different mistresses and maybe more hidden away,
where would he have stood in john majors tory back to basics government

Maybe name after one of the nurses that looked after him.

Exactly, the kid will be called Luis.

Or could go for Jenny, a tribute to the New Zealand nurse and a nod to Miss Arcuri.

Ivan

continuing the Russian theme

Robert

breaking news:

  As well as the medical experts attending her son's birth, Carrie Symonds' lawyer and Dominic Cummings were also present. A spokesperson said Cummings was there to observe and didn't contribute, challenge the science or try to influence events.

Aristotle

HORATIO , NELSON , or WINSTON ..

I find it odd with this as well

She only announced she was pregnant in February

What was it a Usain Bolt like pregnancy?

Boris catches a virus, and then recovers just in time for his kid to be born as well

The Edge

Siddy

Vladimir  ........( Putin has already insisted )

Jinping    ....... ( Xi likewise )

Donald    .......( Trump likewise )

Lucas(cos he,s the spit of matt lucas)

Horace.

Geronimo

This is going to be nauseating but Boris and his advisors would be mad to miss the opportunity to make a big fuss in contacting the dear old Captain Tom and asking permission to include his name...it's a PR open goal, it would be up there with the masses whacking their pots and pans once a week.

Jeremiah.

Stanley.

He could call it Winston if it is black

as Rodney and grandad woiuld say that means he,d get called  TOM TIT, I,m going for a shi,