Hancock Up Again

bragging about spare beds. should be spare ppe

Coordinator has to find the 52,000 or so

Go with this thread !

Are you on today Leopard ?

Hopefully he cuts off twatts like peston again, superb from Hancock

Capacity capacity capacity

You lot can't even decide which in running thread to do your daily bleating from

accessed capacity capacity accessed

Apr 28, 2020 -- 5:07PM, Angoose wrote:

Are you on today Leopard ?

Yes ....in an alter-ego and disguise....hacked the site and back on.....putting on a funny accent !

STAY AT HOME PROTECT THE NHS AND SAVE LIVES

2nd peak risk is now elevated to 'real'

'operational challenges' get it done

STAY AT HOME (PLAY TENNIS WHEN WEATHER OK THO)

Question: what is the  number of hospital admissions , not from care homes.

Transport graph shows how good they have been at effing up the economy !

Leave home. Save businesses. Otherwise you’ll get austerity on steroids.

What you see is not what you get

Poor preparation leads to piss poor performance!

She never rehearsed did she? She is making it up on the hoof!

Smokey blue

Death by PowerPoint

What is going on there........pale blue bar.........she's not smoking either

Schoolgirl error in Excel charts!

Never uase just one colour!  There are a million colours and all the civil servant could find was four shades of blue!

Get off your arse. Get the economy going. Otherwise we’ll be worse off than Venezuela.

we don't see in advance, but do you hear in advance

Pointless question from Amanda.

Is this a parody briefing

hancocks transfixed on his icu capacity,he forgets his/government brief was to stop nhs getting over run to prevent deaths on the scale of Italy,handjob has managed to equal Italian death rate and still have 3000 spare beds,

This is me !

Two question from the public today

so the total deaths is far higher than the covid hospital deaths, which implies or tells us what exactly..........

Sue Amanda Sadie

carrie and dylan

Wig was so itchy !

1st question from the public ... hancock can't give an answer
pass it to assistant cmo ... do you have anything to offer ... "we hope the death totals to go down" ... thanks for that

This now has to be the most pointless broadcast ever on the BBC, and that is up against some strong competition!

It has gone so far past parody that it is in danger of entering its own rectum!

hospital beds free of patients because old folk dying of corona virus were left in the care homes to die

mass slaughter by tories

"Care homes have been a top priority right from the start."

Surprised Hancock has to do so many of these. Other front benchers could have a go.

you moved thousands from hospital to care homes, WTF you talking about

both sh1te

Nice fireplace.

Apr 28, 2020 -- 5:28PM, Injera wrote:

Surprised Hancock has to do so many of these. Other front benchers could have a go.

He has been set up as the designated fall guy.

the most vulnerable were highly asymptomatic, really

yes Boris said first day back, and we can 'really' get on top of ppe and tests. implying hankie is not up to it

one proper question at last from nick

Unreasonable according to Hancock.

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unreasonable WAC   

IT AINT ME NICK

nick martin [sky],brand [itv] are experts ,studied carehomes,running rings around handjob who no,s next to nothing ,best just to admit it ,rather than making a kooont of himself at 5 every night on the subject of carehomes,
martin just proved handjobs about 5/6000 out on carehome deaths

handjob trying to cut him off,

Place of death
In 2016 46.9% of people died in hospital, 21.8% in care homes, 23.5% at home, 5.7% in hospices (Figure 1).



Place of death varies by age at death. Over half of deaths (50.5%) for persons aged 75 to 84 were in hospital. 36.7% of deaths in people aged 85 and over occurred in care homes. 33.9% of persons aged 0 to 64 and 30.3% of those aged 65 to 74 died at home compared to 16.4% of people aged 85 and over.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/end-of-life-care-profiles-february-2018-update/statistical-commentary-end-of-life-care-profiles-february-2018-update

People die in care homes. What is the average weekly care home death total?

When did they officially stop care home visiting?
Up to each care home but only on 1st day of lockdown i believe,(correct me if wrong).

Shocking.

Isn't this why the common term for a care home is "Gods Waiting Room"

His answers to the questions from the Public made no sense whatsoever. They should be on video link and allowed to come back in after he has spoken.

delete 'from the public'

What about cleaning shoes ?

gotcha

So you can say goodbye one last time Hankie, is that the answer ffs

Found This:

In 2014 in England, care home was the place of death for 22% of people who died (101,203), up from 16% (76,997) in 2005.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/a...

Answered,Clinical advice,they were guided to leave visitors in to keep the patients happy but a good chance they catch the virus.

What a shower.

nervous vacant rambling

the advice is not to use ventilators Hankie, you know that u bollox

Answered,Clinical advice,they were guided to leave visitors in to keep the patients happy but a good chance they catch the virus.

if it wasnt so serious, that would be hilarious

Yep Elisjohn that was his answer, note some homes stopped visitors,they knew the damage it is causing/caused.

Whole country will remained locked up , because parts are Rife with virus , LOCK THE RIFE PLACES
DOWN ,start  opening the rest Slowly

lapsy, im truely

RED INK REVENUES, WHO KNEW

BA 12, 000 JIBS GAWN

Test 5 has been stealthily reworded

WAS : Confident that any adjustments to the current measures will not risk a second peak of infections
NOW : Confident that any adjustments to the current measures will not risk a second peak of infections that overwhelms the NHS

JOBS

He admitted they were guided by "clinical advice" to allow visitors, who the f are the "clinical advisors",why did a lot of homes stop visiting early? Visiting only stopped officially on 23rd(?) March, it was madness.

yes Angoose, as i said 2nd wave upgraded

People are not all cleaning their :

1. Phones
2. Keys
3. Credit cards
4. Shopping

When they come in.

sneaky feckers

5. ....and glasses

Lopsided Figures due to Dense population   311 per million

Eire  A few million people your 225 per million  , Stats are In the top ten countries world wide  , Whats gone Wrong over there ??

Take the Midlands and London out of it UK are a mile behind that figure and that's still 40 million people

That's two successive days where the official UK figures have not been released prior to the commencement of the daily briefing. Sloppy.

Thought I heard 700 Plus

586

Case, Irish figure outside of Dublin are highest in the border counties, draw your own conclusion.

Same Pecker Dense population ,  So the big Cities need a Different lock down to the rest of the Countries , Why should a whole country suffer due to High Specific Areas , If they had not fooked
about with London in the first place How many Lives would have been saved ??

CROSS border contamination

Get a hard border up mate , Testing before allowed in ... Or Out ..

cant be done case, 200 odd routes.........

I thought Lockdown meant no Travel , surly the Garda would stop people crossing the Border , unless Lorries etc