British Hide and Seek Champion

The whole lot of it is Just Sh1t , and depressing , I apoligise  ,for having a go @ Kenny

Bit over the top ,  Starmer has offered to help Which is Good,infact the man seems half decent  ,

We need as many as possible

And no harm in all parties Joining in the Fight instead of sitting around throwing insults at each

other ..

i am no fan of the pm but he did just nearly die, he needs to get better before he takes charge.

could be worse we could have trump as leader

I have no idea how ill he is but I,ll you any money you like the moment whats considered posiotive news is announced at the lectern doris will be telling us about it,coincidence    you bet your sweet arris

The days of Brexit  Remainers leavers the whole shebang are Long gone , we need the Parties to unite  ,not fight ..

A coalition against the Virus is what is needed , not against each other ..  On that point I am having a game of Poker , fed up with the fooking lot of it

stay safe , everyone ...

Calm down dear

1tp we need him Back , talks with Starmer etc may be they have a few Ideas , Unity FFS

We all drink the same water ,for as long as that lasts

Yes Death is spot on , we are all getting a little carried Away

I have just received a text  Message from the Local Chinese telling me they are re opening

tomorrow Good luck with that imo .

Trump and Bojo both backed the wrong horse where they took the view it was just bad flu and if they were correct then herd mentality is
the accepted action..however as we know it is far far worse than bad flu and a terrible price is being paid...Italy begged us to act..we did not
and now we are where we are.

why the foook do we need him back he,s got nothing to offer except
get the virus done
oven ready vaccine,

more hand shaking,football,racing,down the pub with Stanley,last bloke we need is someone catching the virus because he,s an absolute chancer who ignored all his own guidance ,telling us what to do

I hope when its all over ... though I fear there will be some further outbreaks at different times  .. that any enquiry is open and transparent with some real accountability
It has been a dreadful experience for many in the UK and everywhere & many things could have been done differently to help reduce some of the problems ... admittedly hindsight sometimes helps but mistakes have been made which will need to be brought to light and highlighted
Hopefully longer term a vaccine might just be developed but that still seems a way off
At least some sense with the track & trace idea

Enjoy the poker and a decent English ale,steak pie or even fish and chips for the day it is. fook the Chinese,

geordie if they do have an enquiry it will get hidden in the same place the russian one etc are buried.never forget they think we are fools beneath them.

Any enquiry needs to look into the quality of senior managers at the NHS who have been woefully unprepared,sadly the hysterical criticism directed at any questions about the NHS will prevent that. Too many passengers live off the excellent reputation earned by the frontline staff.

agree with your last point.is that not the case in most workplaces though?

Enjoy the poker and a decent English ale,steak pie or even fish and chips for the day it is. fook the Chinese,

@ Pa

I think Dorris is finished. Not evidence. Just have a feeling he may be sick still and there are ambitious men after his job. I also think he may have changed after his recent experiences

Peek a boo!...turning up tomorrow?

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We need a National Coalition like we had throughout WW2.   Now that Jezza and his disciples have been cleared out time to invite Kia and Lisa Nandy and a few others into the cabinet into the decision making process.

'I was hesitating to post this chart'

One can only laugh

Sadly it's not a laughing matter.

Twatter is.

Come out come out where ever you are!

Was fit enough for a full days work yesterday but wont do PMQ'S today??
Chicken Corbyn was it?..Super giant Chicken Bojo!

Two weeks paternity leave..you could not make it up!!!

Apr 29, 2020 -- 3:24AM, sofiakenny wrote:

Was fit enough for a full days work yesterday but wont do PMQ'S today??Chicken Corbyn was it?..Super giant Chicken Bojo!

Boris Johnson is expected to take a short period of paternity leave later this year rather than now, a Downing Street spokesman has confirmed.

The prime minister returned to work in No 10 following the birth, and is due to speak to the Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer on Wednesday afternoon.

The new family are planning to live in their Downing Street flat along with their dog Dilyn, the spokesman added.

Downing Street declined to say whether the baby was born prematurely, and the spokesman was unable to provide details of the weight, timing, nature or location of the birth.

Can someone do a meme of his bird giving birth and Gove popping out!!, he's fooking hiding somewhere there coont.

Peek a boo!!!

james not so cleverly

stevv Barclay

where for art though

Pre-recorded message.....peek a boo!

No questions allowed!
This is the country we live in ...

Guess we wont see our saviour again PMQ'S on Wednesday...hope he turns up....peek a boo!

come out, come out, where ever you are

What is he up to?

Does he have a cumming plan?

Maybe he is back in getting dried out again?

Diane Abbot
What does she wim?
Is it a pair of shoes?

More shakes at pmqs?

erm er
erm er
erm er

Boris not hiding but he is very busy running the country, helping with the fight against Covid19 and searching everywhere for some spare charisma for Starmer.

May 19, 2020 -- 7:17PM, akabula wrote:

Boris not hiding but he is very busy running the country, helping with the fight against Covid19 and searching everywhere for some spare charisma for Starmer.

He's also dealing with Brexit stuff
In most countries the PM doesn't do the daily figures, it's beneath them. They delegate that work to others
Fair enough at the start but it's hardly PM material on a daily basis
Trump did for a while, but he likes the stage and is campaigning, while Joe sleeps and dreams about sniffing kid's hair

It is sad the amount of posters on here literally praying for people to die so they can slam the govt

The care homes are privately owned (85%) so that has nothing to do with the govt
Fingers need to be pointed at the millionaires who own these monstrosities

its embarrassing anyone defending doris over the biggest shoite show from a government in 75 years,just imagine what you,d be saying if Corbyn ,brown were running this car crash,
I like everyone else has no idea if doris thinks Brexit is a good idea,but if like mrs may he baulks when he see,s the figures for a no deal Brexit he,ll be gone  by the time he has to implement it,he didn't sign up for any of this including a divorce and another ankle biter,he,ll be looking for a way out

praying for people to die
hang on,hang on ,hang on a minute to quote the right wing loons and doris lemmings this is

normal flu
more die every year
most would have died before the end of the year anyway
etc,etc,

the right wing knicker elastic twanging has been a sight to behold

Couple of weeks till next PMQ'S..will our evasive pisshead appear before then?..and if yes then when?

When he has been dried out again?

Any sign of our "world class" game changing hard working leader today?

waiting for people to die? what a very sad thing to say.its because we care about each and every one of these deaths and want it to stop. i personally believe it could of been handled better and more honestly.do you agree jucal?

peek a boo!

Where is our Churchill?

looking for his backbone

The care homes are privately owned (85%) so that has nothing to do with the govt
Fingers need to be pointed at the millionaires who own these monstrosities

the government issued a policy that all hospital patients had to be discharge within 2 hours of being declared medically fit (no mention of being tested for COVID). this led to many elderly just being shoved into care homes. the government is entirely to blame.

No 10 prepares to launch new ‘track and trace’ app, in latest effort to locate Boris Johnson.

Dominic Cummings making a late bid for title

Everybody thought he was in London he was in Country Durham

Great to see our noble and inspiring leader in this time of National Crisis leading from the front.We love you Boris!

Boris who?

Come out come out where ever you are!

He appears to turn into Grant Shapps when he drinks the potion.

no he,s mr green,not mr Johnson

YES YES YES!!!!....Our great leader live on telly at 5 o clock!!....fantastic!
This will be one of the greatest speeches in living memory...can't wait!!

Bumble,waffle,bumble,fantastic,bumble, MAKE DOM GREAT AGAIN.

Maybe, like at the end of that scooby doo film, Boris stomach will open up and there will be Dominic, controlling him.

This will just give Cummings more time to spin and manipulate his tissues of lies...this will not go away and eventually the little weasel will be gone.

Magnificent performance from our hero..the nation needed that badly..Superb..feel like I could run through a wall now.

We need more of these magnificent unifying appearances!! It was world class game changing Boris at his best.

this will not go away and eventually the little weasel will be gone.

which weasel though?

Our leader can rightly be applauded for his well known loyalty to fellow hard working 16 hour a day selfless patriots.
No way will he betray the trust of reliable honest helpers..

Has Dom allowed you back into your box yet?

YES YES YES SUPERB NEWS!!!....any bets on who gets to ask questions today?

@kernnybhoy -
Does posting all this nonsense take your mind off the disasters that are happening in Scotland?
Try to answer in English and without being abusive.

Do you agree with fellow tories Carslaw Tomkins and Douglas Ross?...I hear Stevie Wonder has offered Cummings lessons on how to drive
Have you seen any polling about leadership rating between Johnson and Sturgeon..you are obsessed with putting down Scotland at every turn but if it keeps you happy good for you.I am nearing the stage where you will be my third ever poster who is blocked..esteemed company
Pushkin99 and fellow bloo nosed idiot stewarty something...enjoy your 50p poker game.

Must be hard at your level kennybhoy.

BTW how long to the next GE?
Boris won't be giving a feck about the ratings just now.
Boris standing firm whilst wee Jimmy caved in.

Bojo isn't fit to run a jumble sale..no surprise if gone by Xmas.

I bet you can run a jumble sale.

Boris is the best!
Dominic Cummings tells him so it must be true,Ive ad my 10 grand,getting an extra 75 quid every 4 weeks and council tax rebate saving me over 70 quid a month too...roll on the jumping season

peek a boo!...better dry out tomorrow PMQ'S looming on Wednesday.

Come on Bojo..show us what real leadership looks like..that labour bloke does not stand a chance against your passion and vision.

WTF, big headline in telegraph/torygraph that the bould Boris is to take back control of the crisis.

Some spin there, are they trying to say someone else made the complete balls of this to now?
"Nudge,nudge"

yes come on boris,plenty errrmmms and uummmmss, dont forget the hand and arm  movements,throw in  plenty and and and and ands, all dont in full bluster.most important of all though never,ever ever answer a question

Our hero battered the labour guy into smithereens!..they are so desperate they are saying he was wearing an earpiece and was being fed answers by his chief adviser ...the looney lefties have lost the plot!

has he took the cabinet with him? have we got a government at the minute?

Relax our main man has taken FULL CONTROL of the situation..I find that so so reassuring.

You have spelt FOOL incorrectly.

Any chance of an appearance this weekend?..please please please!..YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!
All these nasty stories about you getting blootered all the time...come on Boris we need a world beating rousing speech!

this virus must of packed its bags and buggered off back to China.it seems our government have "washed their hands" of it literally.it beggars belief,R rising,deaths more than the whole of europe put together and not a peep from government!

..not a dickie.

back tomorrow.9 till 5 i think dolly said

Nah, needs another day or so to dry out.

Come on Boris ..you are taking PERSONAL CONTROL!..Where the feck are you?

Keenny do you imagine for one moment that your views are read by Doris, well. they are not, which is a shame I agree with you completely but I have this hopless feeling of pissing against the wind.

Still, change can only happen when people speak up and social media is an extremely powerful tool. Good man, keep posting

What odds our brilliant leader sports a colourless earpiece tomorrow?(if he bothers turning up fpr pmq's)

Brilliant performance today from our leader..see you next Wednesday Boris.

Prepare to be cabbaged Mr Starmer!

Bosh bash bash!!!   great stuff from out hero!!!

I thought Important Jimmy was your Leader ?? How many leaders do you have ?? Who is bashing Boris Starmer or Krankee ?

Boris isnt there WTF are you going on About

Excellent session so far from Matt very Informative