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Perhaps the pubs could re open at the same time as non essential shops etc based on the square footage of the premises.Everybody keeps a safe distance and gets a max of 10 pints or maybe 2 hour slot.
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3 hours 20 pints , stretchers available .
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Casemoney brilliant
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I wonder if any forumites have a "secret knock" to gain access to the joy of a pint?
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I would suggest anyone trying to buy non or low alcoholic drinks are classed as non essential drinkers and asked to leave
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at the best of times nothing worse than a barmaid / barman being tied up for 10 mins as someone orders 3 lattes & then deliberates over the menu ... immediately has to go to find the table number ... returns and thinks about something else & buys a biscuit
hopefully if we ever get back to more enlightened times it will be the alcohol which takes preference ... we'll all need one (several) |
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If the NHS remains under the cosh it is unlikely this will be allowed to open - too much of a competition with Covid-19 for the service of NHS.
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Agree with Geordie the Gastro mob can foook orf out of it , PUBS FOR BEER , till we can return to normal ... Also ban w@nkers who sit around with a glass of wine for 2 hours , taking up valuable drinking space .
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Tempting to break into an empty pub soon
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Geordie makes a good point but equally annoying are the Camra mob, asking for the pint topped up to within a millimetre of the rim then pulling out a notebook and writing an essay about it.
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Yes I suggest Doorman Scanning those going in , and Non Drinking looking types Sent on their way .
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Yep, anyone wearing mustard corduroy trousers or a sweater over their shoulders should get the heave ho.
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 Sandal wearers BARRED , Unless a minimum 3 inch heal and female .. |
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Communal pots of peanuts and crisps on the bar a total non starter.10 year sentence for any landlord attempting to offer this usually kind gesture.
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Maybe the old boxing glove on a spring in a box might help sort out the afore mentioned time wasters
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Oh no, I quite like salty peanuts!
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Beer prices are will rise ....so how much are you willing to pay?
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Sorry 'are'not intended
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Never touch communal pots of peanuts if still on offer at pubs. It's proven they contained dry "semen" on almost every one of them. I dare you!
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Similar applies to those bowls of mints in the curry house. Yuk!
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Agree they dont taste nice but I have yet to get pregnant after eating some
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^^
Why are you guys out and about or working? Do you not have jobs to go to? Not work shy I hope. |
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I am getting use to taking the Sunak Schilling!
Don’t really give a monkeys about covid-19 I will kick its a*rse if I haven’t already. There are so many industries that could go back to work and the 9ne that shouldn’t be us open and bringing thousands of people into our country everyday.....complete madness |
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Let's keep this thread light hearted as originally intended
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People put celery in their drinks at my local in Notting Hill. The boxing glove in a box would deal with that issue!
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The last time I was in a proper one was in 1977 in North London next to college; billiard table and shepherd's pie with Woman In Love blasting out from the music box. My most recent one (if I'd call it) was at the Drunken Monkey in Shoreditch; nice food but music was far too loud for 2pm saturday.
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I would like to see my barmaid tied up for ten minutes,preferably overnight.
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Village pub less than 200 yards away,nearly every morning when walking the dog I would see a couple of I guess semi retired guys from adjoining village clocking in about 10.30 - 11,know them quite well by now as they spend plenty of time outside even in winter for a cig,anyhow yesterday I spotted them walking across the pub car park with what I can only presume was a bag full of booze heading for the beer garden which is nicely secluded.
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and why not?
Good for them! |
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Agree!
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I have to say am a little surprised that more people are not seen on pub benches
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A pleasing thread. God I miss the pub!
Beer gardens may form part of the solution in the summer. And yes, kick all coffee machines out! |
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Again and why not!
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