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We keep hearing about all sorts of alternative, nonsensical explanations for the new SARS. These range from plain loony stuff to scientifically illiterate bull.
What we hear relatively little of, apart from the DUP and regional pastors in the US, is the possibility of it all being the doing of God. Now, I have to confess I am a lifelong atheist. I was brought up an atheist and am not baptised. I do not believe in the existence of a higher deity, but I can also not rule it out completely.
So I was wondering...what if God actually existed? Would this be something he'd do?
...And there can only be one conclusion to the latter question: Oh absolutely he would. The various abrahamic religions, denominations and traditions differ a lot from each other in many ways, but there is one thing they all strongly agree: They all agree that Yahweh/God/Allah, or whichever name you'd like to use, is a vengeful jerk of absolutely epic proportions. If people don't behave like he fancies it, if they don't crawl into his buttocks the way he likes, he's gonna make them suffer (and probably laughs while doing so).
Therefore, it can not be ruled out completely that covid-19 is in fact the punishment for the sins of humanity. For straying from his path. For even supposed believers being blasphemous because they first and foremost seek explanations in 5G or exosomes scams instead of recognising the many sinful ways in which humanity, and they themselves, have developed, instead of recognising God's might and that all this could be God's work to set his children straight.
What we also know is that God was the first troll, and not the harmless kind. He's the sadistic, cruel kind. Just remember what he did to Job ("What? You, Job, thought I'd resurrect the children you loved and held dear after you showed absolute devotion to me and after I had allowed Satan to just take them from you? LOL, silly twat")
He could've engineered it in a way that it looks more dangerous in the beginning, while turning out "comparatively" harmless. All that to provide some lolz for him from how silly humans are.
What we hear relatively little of, apart from the DUP and regional pastors in the US, is the possibility of it all being the doing of God. Now, I have to confess I am a lifelong atheist. I was brought up an atheist and am not baptised. I do not believe in the existence of a higher deity, but I can also not rule it out completely.
So I was wondering...what if God actually existed? Would this be something he'd do?
...And there can only be one conclusion to the latter question: Oh absolutely he would. The various abrahamic religions, denominations and traditions differ a lot from each other in many ways, but there is one thing they all strongly agree: They all agree that Yahweh/God/Allah, or whichever name you'd like to use, is a vengeful jerk of absolutely epic proportions. If people don't behave like he fancies it, if they don't crawl into his buttocks the way he likes, he's gonna make them suffer (and probably laughs while doing so).
Therefore, it can not be ruled out completely that covid-19 is in fact the punishment for the sins of humanity. For straying from his path. For even supposed believers being blasphemous because they first and foremost seek explanations in 5G or exosomes scams instead of recognising the many sinful ways in which humanity, and they themselves, have developed, instead of recognising God's might and that all this could be God's work to set his children straight.
What we also know is that God was the first troll, and not the harmless kind. He's the sadistic, cruel kind. Just remember what he did to Job ("What? You, Job, thought I'd resurrect the children you loved and held dear after you showed absolute devotion to me and after I had allowed Satan to just take them from you? LOL, silly twat")
He could've engineered it in a way that it looks more dangerous in the beginning, while turning out "comparatively" harmless. All that to provide some lolz for him from how silly humans are.
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new SARS has been with us since December, Seething and rancid syndrome .........
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Hello edy,
How are things over at the Ministry of Truth today? Are the others having a day off? |
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moisok's not been in office since Friday evening.
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Though I see he logged on from home today.
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There is no God 1.01 (NAP)
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Moisok would have been concentrating his attention on BATE Borisov today. Both he and I are happy as they delivered the goods as expected.
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Suits me fine that he always gets distracted. He has all the tools to be my toughest co-worker to beat for the bi-weekly bonus from the ministry, but this way I don't have anything to fear.
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With Dr Crippen laid low, there is an open field for propagandists such as yourself. Make the most of it and the Ministry will be pleased.
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We've had fires in Oz, floods in UK, locusts in Africa... it fits the bill.
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"LOL, silly ****"
The King James bible isn't as I remember it. |
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Covid-19 isn't the wrath of God however seductive the concept appears to simple minds. It is purely a natural consequence of exponential population growth with scant regard to the inherent dangers of this trajectory. There will be others and not limited to pestilence.
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Actually on a gambling website we should all believe in God... it's the logical bet, gamblewise.
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If it is god, which god? Aren't there about 2,000 to choose from?
God is just one of man's myriad of billions of inventions, but it also by far the most deadly, so I guess it's entirely plausible that this virus was unleashed upon us in the name of god. No one is owning it up to it yet though. Then again, there probably is a few nutjobs around trying to lay claim unsuccessfully.  |
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a bit harsh on Hair Edy
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What does your hair smell like today?
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Oh, strawberry?
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better than goose fat i spose
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Could be someone getting too close to solving Incident II in Scientology. Ron Hubbard warned about this in Operating Thetan level III.
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Tell me, do you use Timotei?
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World population isn't growing exponentially. it's probably linear.
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You normally use goose fat to cleanse or condition your hair?
 Are you from a small village? |
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I used rye once. Wasn't cool.
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removing goose fat would be well above timoteis capabilities i would expect. eh edy?
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I feel like you only entered this thread to be abusive and provocative, Baphornet. Please don't be that guy.
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If you wish to engage in a serious discussion on the topic you are of course very welcome to contribute.
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there's that word being banded about again; do you & the lefty element think it will get me banned if enough of you accuse me of it? Without no substance whatever may i say
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What if it's not god, but mother earth? She's got seriously pissed at us ripping her to bits, our politicians making mealy mouthed promises to be less destructive in 20 years or so, just not now thanks, so nature has contrived a corrective that has made us actually hit the brakes and reflect on our choices.
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No, the hope is that you will realise your many wrongs, your many sins, and become a good, constructive contributor instead of a sniping troll, Baphornet.
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Good thought, PP.
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 Revelation 6:2 The 1st Horseman And I looked, and behold, a white horse! And its rider had a bow, and a crown was given to him, and he came out conquering, and to conquer. Its rider had a bow = Rainbow at the bottom of the coach. A crown was given to him. Crown = Corona He came out conquering, and to conquer. = The first horseman rides a white horse and is known as Pestilence, he associated with disease and plague. |
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i could agree with that sentiment; makes a lot more sense than the original nonsense anyway
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how very abusive of you to call me a "sniping troll" shame on you edy. Especially as you have that particular unpleasant trait off to a tee
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Charlie, I would agree that it's now roughly linear, adding another billion every dozen years or so. The exponential phase came during the 19th and the first half of the 20th century which set the stage for the progression today.
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Also the name of the coach is Horseman, is that all just a coincidence? No, but imo it has nothing to do with God. If you take the numbers and letters from the number plate and add them together in Chaldean numerology you get the masonic 33 (Ordo Ab Chao), which will give you a big clue as to who is behind it all. I've said too much already, must go.
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 Bob Mercer? |
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Funny how a big media campaign last year in Ireland to get all the pubs open on good Friday, said it was damaging tourism
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