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Those with a body mass index (BMI) of more than 40 have been deemed especially vulnerable to the new virus.
A recent study by the Intensive Care National Audit and Research Centre showed that over 70 per cent of Covid-19 patients in intensive care were overweight, obese or clinically obese on the body mass index scale.
Masks are of no use unless you are protecting others so it might be better to get these people to have their jaws wired up for 3 months.
Obvious benefit is the possible weight reduction and therein a lower BMI, allied to an increased chance of survival if they end up in an ICU.
Is this notion too radical?
A recent study by the Intensive Care National Audit and Research Centre showed that over 70 per cent of Covid-19 patients in intensive care were overweight, obese or clinically obese on the body mass index scale.
Masks are of no use unless you are protecting others so it might be better to get these people to have their jaws wired up for 3 months.
Obvious benefit is the possible weight reduction and therein a lower BMI, allied to an increased chance of survival if they end up in an ICU.
Is this notion too radical?
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Post Covid-19 we'll have physical evidence who's been panic buying all the foods at the supermarkets and elsewhere. BMI 40?That's respect!
This is nonsense - all the soup I have stockpiled is useful as weights for exercise
only problem is when i open the tins the soup slips through my fingers
what am i doing wrong
only problem is when i open the tins the soup slips through my fingers
what am i doing wrong
Some fortunate fat feckers out there having 12 weeks off courtesy of government guidelines.
Stay at home, build up calories, protect your spare tyre and add some chins.
Stay at home, build up calories, protect your spare tyre and add some chins.
After this is all over there will be a huge recall on those talking scales you can get as they'd want to add "one at a time please" to it's vocabulary!!
Did anyone say 'Just Eat'
...is a tag line and not a directive.
...is a tag line and not a directive.
didn't homer simpson pile on the lard so he could work from home ?
Some of the "health foods" I saw piled skyhigh in the trolley eg mega bags of family sized crisps; biscuits; cans of beer/soups/beans/jams); chocolates; ice-cream; frozen convenient food (why they have loads of time to cook). Also, must not forget toilet rolls (what goes in must come out, I guess).
I hope they have a good tin opener otherwise a trip to the dentist could be a long way away.
I hope they have a good tin opener otherwise a trip to the dentist could be a long way away.
Apr 7, 2020 -- 9:06PM, morpteh mackem wrote:
didn't homer simpson pile on the lard so he could work from home ?
Oh yes,indeedie!
"All my life I've been an Obese man trapped inside a fat man's body" 
King-Size Homer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtdsGLvngc
They should have their mobility scooter insurance raised.
The wear and tear on the pavements ain't gonna pay for itself.
The wear and tear on the pavements ain't gonna pay for itself.
Reports that Belt Buckle Busters are shovelling pies and pasties down their Gregory Pecks as fast as they can muster the strength, to ensure their BMI doesn't drop below the golden ticket number of 40, which in turn could render them non-vulnerable to Covid-19 and thus precipitate a return back to their place of work.
Funny old world whereby you get 12 weeks off for being a gluttonous ****
Funny old world whereby you get 12 weeks off for being a gluttonous ****
But --- my lady has been losing weight
she goes up and gets my beer ration most days
she goes up and gets my beer ration most days
Apr 8, 2020 -- 7:40PM, moisok wrote:
But --- my lady has been losing weightshe goes up and gets my beer ration most days
Maybe someone is rogering your message bringer en route.
Too keen to set out in these dangereux times to fetch you a crate of amber nectar IMO.
Might explain her calorie control?
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