What happens if Matt Hancock bans outside exercise altogether ?

angoosed is going to struggle with his camel

M T threat from Bancock. Can't happen , won't happen.

Be interesting if you tell the police you are outside because of you sanity or mental health issues.

as long as you're carrying a machete you will be fine

Many dog owners do not live on the ground floor with a garden, if they're banning outside exercise than pets will suffer, people who need outside space for inner peace will suffer, confining millions to a small space for an indefinite period of time is literally the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard any politician make, I think Hancock doesn't think things through, this is also turning the country into a nation of curtain twitchers and snitchers = police state

24 hour news channels also only allowing people on air to be interviewed who ram home how serious this is, because it's good for them, their ratings have gone through the roof, why would they want this to end? makes no sense for them.

There is simply not enough scrutiny of what is going on.

People will still be able to go shopping for food and other essentials.

can't take your dogs into Tesco, unless you get a Labrador and walk around with dark glasses feeling up the shelves and  knocking things over, pretending you can't see where you going

throw some tampons in your basket Darren. They'll never rumble you!

If they ban exercise, I'll be going out in a burka to ensure police leave me to it

They need to start throwing a few of these rsoles in parks in to the back of vans

Get the army on it , Kitted up Snatch squads ,never mind 60 quid fines

Football grounds with Pens 2 meters apart will do the job ,. 48 hours first offence

7 days 2nd , just hope the guy in the pen next to you does not fall ill ..

A siren and announcement Leave the park now or you will be taken and Isolated

They would run for their fookin Lives

and a few boots up the arse with a hobnail enroute

the sunbathers practicing a safe distance doing no harm case  ..not sure why they're getting harrassed  ... those sunbathers sitting close together asking for trouble



mental health problems to follow soon ...stay tuned

The problem is coach is it Gives the wrong impression Idiots see it and start head out

Can you Imagine a snatch squad and the Luvvies I Know my Rights , PMSFL

yeah i understand everyone will follow  ...maybe then  have an allocated spot that's yours for the next 6 months   ...take a flask ,picnic hamper , cushions  ...  all is well 

* flat dwellers only   ...a bit like a parking permit

sunbathers v cyclists v joggers to soon kick off ...not sure who my money is on at this point ...probably the joggers

Sorry but they can't expect people to sit inside all day every day

This thing is getting potty

they've already unbolted the gym equipment   ...     the  not so happy gym bunnies

23c   this week after monday  in the south ...the natives will be getting restless

Coach I said something a Month ago , They need Rain down there , a heatwave for a few weeks

10 million have been washing their hands none stop approx half a gallon at a time