HAVE A RANT

My rant is about boredom
I am now fecking bored with boredom
If i had known this
Was gonna be one of the side effects of corona
I would have done something like prepare for it
Life is now boring

I freaking well concur

I've had to cancel the purchase of my New Range Rover
Can't get caviar anywhere
Having to drink Cava because Champagne is being rationed

They keep telling us Personal Protection equipment will be delivered. Why is it taking so long. You could drive from London to Scotland in a few hours.
Everything is going to happen tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes.

I feel for you Crisp. Got any foie gras to spare?

crisp, Waitrose doing good deals Champagne.

Lads you have missed the point
Its not about discussions
Or giving out information
Its about having a fecking rant
Fecking times you come on this forum
And people dont fecking read
Now get up here and start ranting ffs

My hair is like flecking worzel gummidge, no way I'm letting the missus near it, feck knows what it'll be like in 2 months time, and my arse is sore with sitting all the time. Rant over.

marcus rashford approaching full fitness , headline on bbc sport bit of 1 oclock news says the sports wifey , fk me, there's no games ya daft ****.

charlies out of isolation, who gives a **** ?

No fkin, basted, swinnin, cluntin 'oss racin or fkin footie !!

Freaking t wat ing weather c nuts stealing a living on my tv..who gives a toss wot the weather is..we can't go out

Now we are talking
Quality rants lads

My fooking stomach is all bloated and rumbly, I'm sh1tting at all manner of different times to normal and my body clock is all up the spout, routine completely broken and already feeling fat as fook. I'm 50 but have a physical job which keeps the weight off in check (somewhat). If the virus doesn't get me a hard attack and morbid obesity certainly will.

(hard attack) freudian slip that as the Mrs won't let me near her.....heart attack I meant to say

Knife crime is down...ffs that was the only hope of keeping the number of stupid brainless retards down..c'mon the lazy slow to spread virus get your ass into gear pronto

Pompeo(?) calls it a "live exercise".  Degrasse(?) says its an "experiment" to see if people will listen(he really means OBEY) to scientists.  Did I get the spelling right for these scum?  cant be arsed to check.  Filth like this will eventually be exposed.

looking forward to the figures from the east

Mar 30, 2020 -- 1:06PM, morpteh mackem wrote:

charlies out of isolation, who gives a **** ?

Ditto Johnson.

I want one of these celeb tests which gives me a mild version that you recover from quicker than a hangover.

Fkin covid19 call yourself a contagion..I don't know any **** with you yet

Haribo sweet advert with the old bill talking like 3 year olds, fooking hate it, want to hit them with a shovel.

That Coors ad where the bloke is swimming through the snow, get on my t1ts for some reason.

Naga munchety
Apart from the fact shes named after my first wife
Nagger that it is
She has that smug look
That pi55es you off and the c0cky remarks
That big geyser from football focus
Used to sort her out
But they dont put them together anymore
Mute button dedicated to her

Fecking brits that cant get home
Its bowlarks
This has been going for weeks now
Guarentee they thought about it
Over a month ago but chose the sun instead
Now its ....come and rescue us....awkward

aye, 75 million down the pan

40 fkin years myself and fellow Wolves fans have waited to have a half decent team.... From the depths of the old 3rd and 4th divisions we have stuck with them and basically suffered and been humiliated on a regular basis... Hearing from old timers about how great we were in the 40s and 50s... Fk me.. who was clear at the top of the league when the Munich 58 tragedy happened? Well I'll tell you.... It wasn't man ufkin nited...
Our owners are fkin Chinese, for fk sake, and you know it's all gonna go horribly wrong. For the first time in nearly 50 years (we got to uefa cup final in '72.... and lost out to them cockney clunts 
spurs) it was looking like we might actually have a chance of some European glory. Unbelievable time to be a Wolves fan..... Feckin marvellous... and now all this.
We were even happy about them clunts down the road (wba) getting promoted so that we could annihilate them home and away next season... And the added bonus of the brummie bastrds villa going down.
Some might feel sorry for Liverpool this year.... But I say .. Fk Liverpool.. Have they been down like we have?

Wot about royal family, where are they ? kin nowhere, nowhere a tell ya. why isnt buck house a hospital, nee f ucker lives there, over 600 rooms too 
Where are the hedge fund managers, the billionaires, where's the philanthropy, altruism, shows how useful these t wats are in a crisis.
As usual in ww1 and ww2 its joe public that bales them out, well its about time they kin realise this.
its all capitalism bah blah bah, but when it goes t its up its socialism that comes to the rescue.

Wolves tw@ts getting far too cocky and spouting bollocks as usual. They've always known fook all and always will know fook all. Slap a dingle, slap a dingle.