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I ordered Chinese last night. Small Chinese driver comes to door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate" "isolate" I said your not that late I only ordered 25 minutes ago.
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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist one looks up your family tree the other looks up your family Bush
Be warned this is what happens after too many hand-shandies when isolayed, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc
Just tried to Order an Indian too busy cannot do it
Both the Chinese I use closed
Managed to order burger and kebab from other regular take way I use , will prob turn up at midnight ..........
Both the Chinese I use closed
Managed to order burger and kebab from other regular take way I use , will prob turn up at midnight ..........
Finally (the last one). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQPgYTb0N3A
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid - 19.
Prince Andrew is isolating at Winsor with Jennifer - 14.
Prince Andrew is isolating at Winsor with Jennifer - 14.
While we are on virus's
Bloke gets told by the doctor,
"I've got bad news, you have HIV 666, you'll be dead in a week"
He goes home and mum says, " Alright son"
He says, "Alright!!! Alrighhhtt!!! I've got HIV 666, I'll be dead in a week!!!
She said, "never mind come down the bingo with me"
He goes bingo and he wins the fooking lot, 4 corners, line, full house, links up to the national grid and he wins that too!!!
Bingo caller comes up to him and says "I don't believe it, you're the luckiest bloke I've ever seen"!!
He says "LUCKY...LLUUCCKKYY!!! I've got HIV 666"
"Fook me" the bingo caller replies, "YOU'VE WON THE FOOKING RAFFLE TOO"!!!
Bloke gets told by the doctor,
"I've got bad news, you have HIV 666, you'll be dead in a week"
He goes home and mum says, " Alright son"
He says, "Alright!!! Alrighhhtt!!! I've got HIV 666, I'll be dead in a week!!!
She said, "never mind come down the bingo with me"
He goes bingo and he wins the fooking lot, 4 corners, line, full house, links up to the national grid and he wins that too!!!
Bingo caller comes up to him and says "I don't believe it, you're the luckiest bloke I've ever seen"!!
He says "LUCKY...LLUUCCKKYY!!! I've got HIV 666"
"Fook me" the bingo caller replies, "YOU'VE WON THE FOOKING RAFFLE TOO"!!!
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