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Rishi Sunak has just checked down the back of his sofa and found the 67p required.
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Good. Good. I was thinking the Waddingtons factory might have had to close and sourcing a few billion in monopoly notes would be a struggle :)
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In these straitened times it's all too easy to overlook one particular group of self-employed whose incomes have taken a severe downturn since so many people have been staying home.
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It works both ways. When are the Jehovah's going to realise that EVERYONE is now HOME? :)
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Let's hear it for the burglar Knight Commander
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Going by the shortage of loo rolls where I am, it may pay a burglar to break into peoples toilet closets only, and nick the loo paper.
An entrepreneurial opportunity ![]() |
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You joke about that but the police published a picture last week of a van that had been stopped legging it from an industrial estate that had just stolen a load of ... toilet roll!
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I believe that certain BAD activities are now included in Uk gdp courtesy of eu rules
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Drug use must be down. How many dealers are going to risk making deliveries when the fuzz are stopping people.
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