Does being a "pro" betfairian count as self employed?

Rishi Sunak has just checked down the back of his sofa and found the 67p required.

Good. Good. I was thinking the Waddingtons factory might have had to close and sourcing a few billion in monopoly notes would be a struggle :)

In these straitened times it's all too easy to overlook one particular group of self-employed whose incomes have taken a severe downturn since so many people have been staying home.


Let's hear it for the burglar

It works both ways. When are the Jehovah's going to realise that EVERYONE is now HOME? :)
(No offence to Jehovah. I once had a fish good enough for him, and said so!).

Let's hear it for the burglar Knight Commander

Going by the shortage of loo rolls where I am, it may pay a burglar to break into peoples toilet closets only, and nick the loo paper.

An entrepreneurial  opportunity

You joke about that but the police published a picture last week of a van that had been stopped legging it from an industrial estate that had just stolen a load of ... toilet roll!

I believe that certain BAD activities are now included in Uk gdp  courtesy of eu rules

Drug use must be down.  How many dealers are going to risk making deliveries when the fuzz are stopping people.