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Now that more of us will be working from home, rather than occupying our places of work we will be facing a myriad of benefits and drawbacks.
Do you send Jeeves back to his hamlet, and wear ones pyjamas for the working week or do you send him back to the sticks yet keep up one's appearance whilst sat at one's abode based technology?
Does one shave and shower before logging into a microsoft teams chat or just 'smeg' it?
Benefits of working from home.
1. One can more or less take a dump at one's leisure whilst feigning a 'quick break' away from the keyboard in the comfort of your own home without having to endure the whiff of another guy's Tikka Marsala. (geez those noises)
2. Your boss is unable to make judgements on your body language and the utilisation of a well placed emoji can easily confuse the f$ck out of things.
3. You can sit at your desk stark bol&ock naked should one wish if there's no video calling planned.
4. You don't have to endure that kn0bhead asking you to help them turn their machine on every day, having to say "It's Ok, anytime you need help".
5. You don't have to label your milk 'Breast Milk' to prevent the office thief stealing your semi-skimmed white stuff.
There must be many more, and conversely, downsides to physically working from home.
Do you send Jeeves back to his hamlet, and wear ones pyjamas for the working week or do you send him back to the sticks yet keep up one's appearance whilst sat at one's abode based technology?
Does one shave and shower before logging into a microsoft teams chat or just 'smeg' it?
Benefits of working from home.
1. One can more or less take a dump at one's leisure whilst feigning a 'quick break' away from the keyboard in the comfort of your own home without having to endure the whiff of another guy's Tikka Marsala. (geez those noises)
2. Your boss is unable to make judgements on your body language and the utilisation of a well placed emoji can easily confuse the f$ck out of things.
3. You can sit at your desk stark bol&ock naked should one wish if there's no video calling planned.
4. You don't have to endure that kn0bhead asking you to help them turn their machine on every day, having to say "It's Ok, anytime you need help".
5. You don't have to label your milk 'Breast Milk' to prevent the office thief stealing your semi-skimmed white stuff.
There must be many more, and conversely, downsides to physically working from home.
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I don't leave my keyboard - it is not very nice!!!
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I am working from home-ish and i did a lot more than i would had done in a chatty office.
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I run my own teams - cameras on --- attatched to estims machines - just one push of the button keeps them in line
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I feigned a 'system issue' and cut the lawn
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my lady does the lawn mower duties - i get tired watching her
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5. You don't have to label your milk 'Breast Milk' to prevent the office thief stealing your semi-skimmed white stuff.
More fun to stop labelling it and instead lace it with laxative or the like. |