Where will I get a haircut ?

Scissors. You Tune tutorial. Job done

join the army, get it done for free

you should have thought about this before you f*cked that bat

Pyschological stress is great for alopecia.

Darren - touché on the regal/presidental thatch you've undoubtedly got, but spare a thought for the begrudging pilgarlics of the forum who have cranial pube envy

I'm sensing there's a bit of 'casual baldism' going on here...an often ignored scourge of the follicly challenged, as it seems to be open season permanently for us baldy bástards to endure such incessant riBALDry and persecution - it's a hate crime

On the bright side...I save a fortune on combs, shampoo, haircuts etc.

do it yourself, you've not to go out for the next 3 months - even if you make a complete ar5e of it nobody's going to see ...

Get some shears
And black/decker saw

Mar 23, 2020 -- 9:00PM, jucel69 wrote:

join the army, get it done for free

Surprising but you have to pay for all haircuts in the army whether you want one or not. Unless your mates do it.

Pudding bowl and pair of scissors ....Blackadder Haircut.....good to go

I need mine done soon as it has been 3 months.  My girlfriend said she'll cut it.  She said she's always wanted to have a go at cutting it. 

You can grow a man bun
.
https://haircutinspiration.com/man-bun-hairstyle/

stick a flower in it

just go for the don king look

I might have to send out an SOS message online to those who offer such services at home, bet they're loads making money out of this, I'd happily pay them double, can't go more than a month without a haircut.

darren i'm also concerned as I have a grade 3 all over every 4/5 weeks.....hate it if I leave it any longer.

jucel69

join the army, get it done for free


Sounds more like one of those thinly veiled.. I'm looking for an excuse to join the Navy...

sounds trivial maybe , but certainly not for women . will be interesting to see in 3 weeks time how the politicians , tv people , etc look like . bet its not like the rest of us straggly haired joe public .

There will be a few Carlos Valderamas, big hiroshama head on me when i get up in morning,what harm.

There's a video doing the rounds of an Italian mayor ranting at vain twerps who are paying hairdressers to come to their home. "Nobody can see what you look like in a phuckin' coffin."

Going to be millions of 70 year olds walking round with pony tails in 6 months time..

Shave the lot off ,will be in a Bullet in in a few weeks , Saving on un needed hair products ...

Need FFS.

Get real

got to laugh havent you...our liberties gone ,everything collapsing around us and worrying about his hair...modern man

What about people who want new tattoos, they'll be distraught.

Mar 23, 2020 -- 9:40PM, tictacman1 wrote:

Pudding bowl and pair of scissors ....Blackadder Haircut.....good to go

No scissors?  No problem.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07FS9ZPWY

bare in mind this was posted before the lockdown

Do not worry. It might enhance your status and desirability eg Jimmy Saville.

Now then now then.

^^
Before he went rogue, may I add.