Boris Broadcast 8.30

no more than 2 in a gathering, 1 carriage each in tube

Well many people have asked/begged for this, strangely so.
Dangerous thing to ask for........imo

Johnson wedding off

i always know where Mecca is to turn my arris to

Most of these MP's and NHS workers are complete and utter HYPOCRITES. They support the murder of thousands of unborn babies every year and then they say save lives ????

Why don't they repent of their vile sins before it's too late - that would be a good idea.

Following the others,three weeks too late feel sorry for relatives of the dead..

My dog gets toileted 3 times a day.
I'm going out 3 times a day
Fcuk the police

If fkn a-holes behaved themselves and stayed at home when ASKED to!

Cant see the Old Bill telling, Winston and his bad boys and Muhammad and his bruvvas to get off the streets!!

send dogs out alone,mdog shoite everywhere,cant open poopie bags myself ,dogs no chance of opening their own

Army be on the streets soon NAP

Geriatrics with criminal records ......?

Send dogs out alone? Shut up you facking idiot

Have to go out daily with my missus to tend to her horses.  Don't see anyone else there though.

the book people will not be pleased with your continual references to dogs

Not much change really. Apart from not being able to climb Snowden with your mates, what’s new?

Crisps and Scotch Eggs just been announced as food essentials... By me.

Eat the dogs then you won’t need to shop as much.

A tribute to the countrys
Level of intelligence
Ranks alongside the "sun"
Newspaper popularity

put the horses in the garden

put the horses in the garden

People are gunna turn on each other. Silly sheep.

Honestly, not as bad as I thought. We will still be able to go out for exercise (including the dogs, presumably), and to shop for essentials for relatives and others in need. Pub visits, religious services, Gyms, haircuts etc can wait. I  hope people don't try to maintain selfish behaviour, because it could get even worse if people take the pIss.

We can work
We can exercise
We can shop.

Mar 23, 2020 -- 9:38PM, jucel69 wrote:

Mar 23, 2020 --  8:38PM, trilby22 wrote:Is Beth Rigby a sex changer?> no she just smokes 20 woodbines everyday

Scottish health minister on Sky now another Woodbine sexchanger

Nothing as changed
To people looking after them selfs

Mar 23, 2020 -- 9:51PM, Injera wrote:

We can workWe can exercise We can shop.

Hurrah for Bozza!  Imagine if we had Steptoe?

Wonder if Amazon will close?

inerja
not much change except no walks up mt snowden with your mate,s

wive has 2 runs a day she,ll have to wear a wig and shave her moustache off for 2nd run,

Time to get the flares out

I'm assuming these police officers with the new powers to arrest all and sundry will have been told not to patrol around near certain religious buildings.

1TP

that's this weekends threesome dogging session down the breakwater off I suppose, sick as a kooont the wife said I could come this weekend,

she's doing well for 78

Can't travel for non essential jobs... Boris already been asked by 30 mps if they need to come in tomorrow.

how exactly are they gonna enforce this lol

Harsh talking to and maybe a fine if police not off sick is the current guidance

Enforcing it is irrelevant for the vast majority of people.
The emphasis will be on breaking up large gatherings.

Police may be armed as they are here in northern ireland, people may then take it seriously if they know police have the right to stop and arrest them on the spot.

People love being told what to do all the time.
This will work tremendously well.
Police are marvellous and totally fair in all their dealings.
Can't stop grinning.

No mention of airports or the tube?!

Beggars belief!

A friend of mine flew to New York on Saturday morning

The Mayor of New York slags off the kids getting it on during summer break in Florida saying how irresponsible they but leaves his airport open as do we!

I am not saying we don’t need to get a grip on this but the Politicians and experts need to answer some serious questions. The problem is nobody is asking them!

hope ur friend has good health insruance WD

Anyone with any common decency will go long with this.  They're potential murders if not.  FACT

yep G    35k for three days in hospital

murderers

35k lmao

The airport thing MUST have been brought to Boris's attention.

WHY is he leaving them be? It's obviously not an oversight. He hasn't forgotten about them.

WHY is he letting them operate? There must be a legitimate reason.

WHY aren't the press asking him?!

No one imagines that you’ll achieve 100% compliance or enforcement with any laws or regulations.
Drink driving is just one such example.

Most people comply and don’t do it.
Some do it and get away with it.
Some do it and get caught.

aint joking one lady reported that, she had virus

theres no point in saying you can only go out to exercise once a day when its impossible to enforce

See above for drink driving.

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:11PM, GRANTCKING wrote:

theres no point in saying you can only go out to exercise once a day when its impossible to enforce

it's just to make a point

By the way, a Jacobs cream cracker delivery van broke down near me today.
He was overloaded and gave boxes of crackers away to those who came to help him.

I got three boxes with 48 packs per box.
Anybody need any crackers

People who do go against this could pick up / pass on the bug = more victims = more NHS staff unable to so other stuff LIKE SAVE SOMEONES LIFE.  Your wife or child who's had an accident, for example.  It ain't fkn rocket science, ffs

feel sorry for the police trying to stop the 86 yr old father in law going for his pension, they,ll need the riot squad
will post offices still be open
and don't ask doesn't it go in bank
post office ,hand over cash count it, smell it ,round the corner to bank hand it over, clerk counts it ,he says if its short blame them round the corner in post office,repeat 52 weeks a year,for last 10 years,

ARMY WILL BE ON THE STREETS , will kick right off Looting mugging ,shop lifters foooked ,they will be looking for another angle a multi billion pound black market nationwide That feeds many drug Habits , LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE , IF YOU ARE OUT ...

Prob the Main reason London not Locked down already , All our Diverse friends ready tro go ...

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:14PM, Angoose wrote:

By the way, a Jacobs cream cracker delivery van broke down near me today.He was overloaded and gave boxes of crackers away to those who came to help him.I got three boxes with 48 packs per box.Anybody need any crackers

MY GOD I HAD TO EAT CHEDDAR WITHOUT CRACKERS THE OTHER DAY

Working is fine if alone or with one other person. I think public transport is only allowed if you have an essential job.

Bit vague. Open to interpretation.

so are banks all closed then

tasered, got him was he carrying,yes 6 toilet rolls do him for dealing, to many for personal use,

I am ready to go to whales  got the merc fueled up lunchtime

we are off!!!!

or maybe stay at home and put all the lights up over the house

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:16PM, casemoney wrote:

ARMY WILL BE ON THE STREETS , will kick right off Looting mugging ,shop lifters foooked ,they will be looking for another angle a multi billion pound black market nationwide That feeds many drug Habits , LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE , IF YOU ARE OUT ...

shoot them dead on sight, it's the only way

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:18PM, GRANTCKING wrote:

Mar 23, 2020 --  9:14PM, Angoose wrote:By the way, a Jacobs cream cracker delivery van broke down near me today.He was overloaded and gave boxes of crackers away to those who came to help him.I got three boxes with 48 packs per box.Anybody need any crackers MY GOD I HAD TO EAT CHEDDAR WITHOUT CRACKERS THE OTHER DAY

Such are the sacrifices we need to make in times of crisis

That's just for starters

Piers will be happy

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:20PM, jucel69 wrote:

Mar 23, 2020 --  9:16PM, casemoney wrote:ARMY WILL BE ON THE STREETS , will kick right off Looting mugging ,shop lifters foooked ,they will be looking for another angle a multi billion pound black market nationwide That feeds many drug Habits , LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE , IF YOU ARE OUT ...shoot them dead on sight, it's the only way

I used to live in the Far East too, Juce.  People will learn.

police/army on the streets some customers for the deralers at least

nice of the county lines squad to stand down for 6 months,must be getting 80% of averaged feed deals

Big brother is watching you suddenly doesn't look so far fetched anymore

Army only allowed two by two. They don’t stand an earthling against the bruvvers

Spanish deaths up to 2000.

Coming here soon if people don't get their sh!t together!

Lots of coppers off sick.......what a shocker

getting my lawyer on the case disgusting draconian measures, I piece of exercise a day,i,ve never done any  exercise for 40 years not starting now, , for any kooont

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:23PM, Injera wrote:

Army only allowed two by two. They don’t stand an earthling against the bruvvers

need the real mccoy in Landan, the SAS would absolutely decimate them in 24 hours

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:27PM, jucel69 wrote:

Mar 23, 2020 --  9:23PM, Injera wrote:Army only allowed two by two. They don’t stand an earthling against the bruvversneed the real mccoy in Landan, the SAS would absolutely decimate them in 24 hours

Probably the only thing that people are still absolutely petrified of across the world

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:26PM, 1st time poster wrote:

getting my lawyer on the case disgusting draconian measures, I piece of exercise a day,i,ve never done any  exercise for 40 years not starting now, , for any kooont

police bloke on sky hyperventilating ,cant wait to get out there and get stuck in to 3 wrong,uns playing pitch and toss, polishing his truncheon as we speak
call me a thicko again but surely less people on streets less crime , no one to mug, no dealing on street ,no one to fight and if doing anything you,ll stand out like sore thumb

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:32PM, 1st time poster wrote:

police bloke on sky hyperventilating ,cant wait to get out there and get stuck in to 3 wrong,uns playing pitch and toss, polishing his truncheon as we speakcall me a thicko again but surely less people on streets less crime , no one to mug, no dealing on street ,no one to fight and if doing anything you,ll stand out like sore thumb

he looked excited to get amongst it
Not sure he'd be chasing many people though

Just hope Piers Morgan on telly is not considered absolutely essential.

If the NHS weren’t treating half the world it would be fine.

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:41PM, Injera wrote:

If the NHS weren’t treating half the world it would be fine.

If the NHS had received the proper funding and support everything would be fine.

if people are still too stupid to prevent themselves possibly becoming seriously ill and risking the lives of their elderly relatives more fool them. there's only so much you can do to help some people

NHS budget is 139,000,000,000
It's a black hole, wouldn't matter if it was twice as much

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:41PM, Injera wrote:

If the NHS weren’t treating half the world it would be fine.

There were virtually zero immigrants when Beveridge wrote his white paper in the 40's about the welfare state.

7. There were 16.252m total hospital admissions in 2015/16, 28 per cent more than a decade earlier
58. The total annual attendances at Accident & Emergency departments was 23.372m in 2016/17, 23.5 per cent higher
than a decade earlier


The NHS is the fifth largest employer in the world, behind McDonalds, Walmart the US
Department of Defense and China’s People’s Liberation Army

https://www.lhch.nhs.uk/media/5967/nhs70-facts.pdf

How big do you want it?

i'd rather they shut the nhs and kept McDonalds open

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:54PM, Eric.Cartman wrote:

i'd rather they shut the nhs and kept McDonalds open

+1

don't you get mcdelivery in the uk?

Angoose 23 Mar 20 21:14 
By the way, a Jacobs cream cracker delivery van broke down near me today.
He was overloaded and gave boxes of crackers away to those who came to help him.

I got three boxes with 48 packs per box.
Anybody need any crackers

I've got a pack of dairy lea..

How can the NHS ever get the correct funding when they dont know how many people they are serving each year ?

Mar 23, 2020 -- 11:00PM, jucel69 wrote:

don't you get mcdelivery in the uk?

mcds has stopped delivery also!

its completely close juc!

if kfc and dominos follow suit im bang in trouble

Far as i'm concerned Mcdonald's staff are much more essential than NHS staff

and they whinge a lot less too

There was but it has stopped cant understand why the Mac Drive throughs are Closed ??

They obviously want no one on the Road Full stop