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ImSoLuckyLucky!
23 Mar 20 13:43
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And do you still pay in the clubhouse if
you get a hole in one?

Lattes only?

Laugh

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By:
Reynard
When: 23 Mar 20 13:49
Shouldn't be : Open club face = Fade / Slice Mischief
By:
acey deucy
When: 23 Mar 20 14:06
My Tennis Club closed on Saturday.Sad
By:
Jack Hacksaw
When: 23 Mar 20 14:09
No rakes in bunkers, cups turned upside down, no touching of poles.

2m isolation.
By:
Reynard
When: 23 Mar 20 14:10
Social distancing increased to the length of a Tennis court ?
Maybe they're concerned about both players approaching the net to volley at the same time Confused
By:
Crisp77
When: 23 Mar 20 14:11

Mar 23, 2020 -- 2:09PM, Jack Hacksaw wrote:


No rakes in bunkers, cups turned upside down, no touching of poles.2m isolation.


Is that a copy and paste from the German Golfing Association?

By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 23 Mar 20 15:11
Unfortunately hairdressers are
CLOSED

Thats a bummer

Scared
By:
peckerdunne
When: 23 Mar 20 15:15
Social distancing increased to the length of a Tennis court ?
Maybe they're concerned about both players approaching the net to volley at the same time Confused

For a man in his 50s, supposedly educated, you would think he might stop being such a s****ing ccunt.
By:
Reynard
When: 23 Mar 20 15:16
^^^^^ Laugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 23 Mar 20 15:18
You are an embarrassment to your country, and to mankind.
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 23 Mar 20 15:24
Just noticed English Golf have said social distancing will apply
Preferable only a 2 ball

Only takeaway food/drink

Devil
By:
Reynard
When: 23 Mar 20 15:26
peckerdunne • March 23, 2020 2:18 PM GMT
You are an embarrassment to your country, and to mankind.


Harsh but may ultimately turn out to be true .

You , however , are clearly a shining beacon of light to all ............... Love
By:
peckerdunne
When: 23 Mar 20 16:06
No i am not, but i don't laugh and poke fun at the fact people are dying.
By:
Coachbuster
When: 23 Mar 20 16:10
just walked past the tennis club ..packed courts and people waiting to go on   ...people out jogging  and cycling  ...hardly any  cars .... it's like a bank holiday
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 23 Mar 20 16:23
Wimbledon?

Devil
By:
Pleasegivemeanailedontip
When: 23 Mar 20 16:27
Thankfully Joshuas fight against Pulev is still on given AJs new tactic of running around and staying 2 metres out of range Devil
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 24 Mar 20 13:23
Time
Gentleman
Golf now CLOSED

By order of Boris

Devil
By:
Injera
When: 24 Mar 20 16:26
Bad news. Typical one size fits all mentality. No common sense.

At my local club there’s an honesty box for after hours golf. Pay and play when the shop is closed.

Is that so dangerous? Instructions not to remove the flags for putting and off you go.
By:
GoBallistic
When: 24 Mar 20 16:53
Enjoying life will not be tolerated
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Mar 20 16:59
A little birdie told me they had to go four this or else it would be an albatross around their neck.It's a bit bogey but also a fair way.
By:
Injera
When: 24 Mar 20 17:22
Happy
A Gerry Adams: A Provisional
An O J Simpson: Somehow got away with it
A Michael Barrymore: A long iron
A Russell Grant: A fat iron
A Louie Spence: An unbelievable iron
An Arthur Scargill: A great strike but a poor result

A Princess Di: Shouldn’t have taken a driver
A Kate Winslet: A little bit fat, but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss: A bit thin
A Yasser Arafat: Ugly and in the sand

A Dennis Wise: A nasty five footer
A Diego Maradona: A very nasty five footer
An Adolf Hitler: 2 shots to get out of the Bunker
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 22 Apr 20 16:54
Seems Belgium are planning to open golf/tennis clubs next month

Not bad for a country with the worse % DEATH rate

There even going to allow meeting of 10 friends every weekend
As long as its the same 10 people !!!


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By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 11 May 20 13:04
Uk to allow golf
as long as with same member of household
Sure a wife/son will rather be at the BBQ

Laugh
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 12 May 20 15:43
Anyone playing tomorrow?
Or just with yourself?

Devil
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