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Fire-and-Ice
22 Mar 20 13:51
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I live in a flat so no garden, so can I take him to toilet whilst walking around the block?

I remember about 2 weeks back seeing on the front of of a newspaper whilst shopping, that pets could be carriers of covid19.
It was front page so assumed it might be true. But I've not heard much about it since. 11 million pets with covid-19 seems like a massive threat but it doesn't seem to be making the news now (gotta admit I don't watch the news much)

BTW i saw something odd this morning whilst walking.
A small square piece of newspaper lying on the pavement with a dog turd slap bang in the middle of it.
WTH was that all about?
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Report lovegod March 22, 2020 1:00 PM GMT
Banksy new exhibit?
Report Fire-and-Ice March 22, 2020 1:18 PM GMT
Is he saying that the media(newspaper) is only good enough to serve as a place-mat for dog mess?
Would he go to Wolverhampton to make this point?
Report Whisperingdeath March 22, 2020 1:34 PM GMT
Think you had better ask your dog as it would appear he has more intelligence than youWink
Report Crisp77 March 22, 2020 2:02 PM GMT
I would say that if you are in Wolverhampton then it is not safe to walk the dog. I expect covid hasn't changed that guidance.
Report Fire-and-Ice March 22, 2020 2:12 PM GMT
Are there any magicians on here?
How did a dog turd (intact) get placed on a square piece of newspaper (6x6 inches)
without smearing on said newspaper or affecting the integrity of the turd shape?
And............why??
I see people who bag their dog mess and then throw that on the floor(idiocy), but why make a 'show' in this particular case.
Report casemoney March 22, 2020 2:50 PM GMT
a 17 year old DOG died for some unknown reason was tested and showed a very small positve for CO-VID

of Course the Headless Chicken Mob were straight on the Case ,Advising that Bonzo and Rover were imminent danger

My question WTF was a 17 yo dog who head died checked for it anyway ???
Report Whisperingdeath March 22, 2020 5:47 PM GMT
Take your dog out fire and ice

It is only fair and good for both of you.
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:39 PM GMT
My pooch needs to toilet 3 times a day.
I can't have him do it in the flat!
Sorry Mr Johnson, you'll have to arrest me.
Report Angoose March 23, 2020 8:43 PM GMT
Dogs should not be living with humans.
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:46 PM GMT
That's a new take on life. Oddball
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2020 8:50 PM GMT
stir fry the dog
Report moisok March 23, 2020 8:51 PM GMT
a certain group will be cheering about dogs and pubs closing
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:52 PM GMT
Kill yourself.
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:53 PM GMT
To peckerdunne^^
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2020 8:53 PM GMT
I hope the dog has a long and healthy life......Grin
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:54 PM GMT
Seriously tho. How can they police this? Just kidding pecker Silly
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2020 8:55 PM GMT
too late Laugh
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 8:56 PM GMT
1 form of exercise a day allowed. If I go out twice to walk pooch, how will they know?
Pie in the sky.
Report 1st time poster March 23, 2020 9:04 PM GMT
inspector cluseau disguise on 2nd walk and one of the tam o shanter ginger hats for the dog
Report 1st time poster March 23, 2020 9:06 PM GMT
fire and ice best hope plod lift you after 1st shoite,does his 2nd shoite in police station they,ll soon let you out, LaughLaugh
Report Fire-and-Ice March 23, 2020 9:06 PM GMT
I've got the black boot polish ready for his second run.
Rinse and repeat for 2 years
Report 1st time poster March 23, 2020 9:09 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaugh,

has a neighbour got a dog,dog swap you walk his on 2nd walk he walks your,s, Wink
Report Eric.Cartman March 23, 2020 9:11 PM GMT
WALOFS...just do what you want...complete load of bollox...more people will die of hypertension worrying about rather than cathching Kungflu
Report Fire-and-Ice March 24, 2020 10:33 AM GMT
That might be the idea Eric Devil
Report Dr Crippen March 24, 2020 11:05 AM GMT
If I go out twice to walk pooch, how will they know?


God will know.
Report politicspunter March 24, 2020 11:21 AM GMT

Mar 23, 2020 -- 10:09PM, 1st time poster wrote:


,has a neighbour got a dog,dog swap you walk his on 2nd walk he walks your,s,


Wear your darkest gasses and get yourself a white stick. Walk your dog as many times as you like.

Report politicspunter March 24, 2020 11:21 AM GMT
glasses!
Report GoBallistic March 24, 2020 11:23 AM GMT
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