Boris bottles it,again

yep, just more confirmation that we are the thickest nation in Europe - started with hooligans, then infesting Europe with fat drunken chavs all summer, Brexit (clueless uninformed nonsense), now half-ar3ed self-contradictory approach to this - painfully predictable.

But at least they can mark us down as stupid wallflower

If the OP going to reply to Boxingthefox

The Wuhan total shut down appears to have worked. I'd go for that.

Around 4.00 pm they announced the death total was 137.

an hour later it was 144.

escalation or just a revision

londoners blitz spirit ,was told a story about the blitz years ago by an old boy  and the east end of london ,after weeks of the luftwaffa bombing the fook outta london ,german agents who were plotted up in london were ordered by the german high command to report on how demoralised the london population were by the constant bombing night after night ,the agents sat in a pub in the east end and  it was rammed with cockneys the piano playing singing etc  ,after a while the air raid siren went off the curtains were drawn and a few women and 1 or 2 blokes left ,it was still rammed and the sound of bombs and explosions could be heard getting nearer and nearer ..............the piano continued playing the eastenders carried on drinking ! they didnt give a fook ! dont know how true it was but wouldnt suprise me .

Tomorrow it hits 1,000,033 and the whole country is told they are dead and to get ready to be dead

"you've never been alive, it was all a dream, now your awake we've got a bug pandemic that's wiping out this dream"

Officially gone

I'm almost certain Uncle Albert came out with that story Foyles

Mar 19, 2020 -- 8:25PM, iamajambo wrote:

The Wuhan total shut down appears to have worked. I'd go for that.

yeh welding people into their houses and killing people in the street.
Plus rounding up infected and chucking them all together in facilities to die.
Hundreds of thousands dead in China and just wait for the second, third wave when they let them out of quarantine.

This will be really fun when it starts ripping through these African countries.
No testing and 20 sleeping in a squalid room, all eating with their hands from the same plate and no water.
Same with India and Bangla, it will take millions out

I've been walking into town these last few days (a midlands multi diverse road) not one place was shut that includes massage parlours about 4 of them all doors open about 4 turkish restaurants all open 9-10 pubs all open all the takeaways open some with seating some not, buses still running

And he trusts China's figures.

Dukeofpuke

Same round here, pubs open, barbers open all the shops open, everyone going around as if nothing is happening

Yet the media are telling us everyone is in doors

The media paint a different picture with everything

I'm not even convinced China is as bad as they say either, they seem a friendly bunch when you go into their shops

That's the way it should be, survival of the fittest.
Lock the hospital doors for a few months and count the bodies later.
Just tell people to go home if sick and take a few paracetamol

Jucel

No, the sick get treated as they should, the hypochondriacs need to be told to fack off

"ive got a cough I'm on my knees in agony"

The bloke always has a cough and is the most bone idle wancor going

Goes to work and then sits in his boxer shorts watching TV when he gets home, the missus always looked peeved

My cousin rang the job centre up and told them he was riddled in it

Pathetic

You're going to see shirkers use it as an excuse to get off work, and you're going to have the proper hypos thinking a little pollen sneeze means they are on their death bed

The NHS will get overrun with phone calls from the hypo at number 10 saying she's got it because she coughed

dukeofpuke 19 Mar 20 20:03 
I've been walking into town these last few days (a midlands multi diverse road) not one place was shut that includes massage parlours about 4 of them all doors open about 4 turkish restaurants all open 9-10 pubs all open all the takeaways open some with seating some not, buses still running


Lol thats because they are pig ignorant,give them another week everything will be shut.

Doubt it gig

The pakistanis will never shut, didn't del boy say that?

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:13PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

The bloke always has a cough and is the most bone idle wancor going Goes to work and then sits in his boxer shorts watching TV when he gets home, the missus always looked peeved My cousin rang the job centre up and told them he was riddled in it Pathetic

Apparently it's happening with the medical staff too. Doesn't bode well.

burn them out, that will do it

It could be worse, imagine Corbyn being in 'control'
The mind boggles if that dithering twât was PM

Most people think they are invincible but they are just being stupid and selfish
I heard all these old timers saying they didn't give a fùck and that they would take their chance.
That is until they are hospitalised and taking up a vital bed

all this stuff since well 68 when i WAs THERe  WHOOPS hONG KoNg   80,000  DIEd fRoM HK FLU iN 68   BUt leTs not PANiC  ,Y KEyBOard IS BALancED AND wObblkinG  And IT PROdUces THIs  TYpe  IT IS NOT THE LONdon PRIDE AS I have only haD 2wo

JUST FINISHING A LOvELy   lamb leG steak and new POTAToes  not SUre WherE they are FROm - THE SPUdS  i meaN

lief uncle albert said he was on a cruiser in the north atlantic and it was so cold the flame on his lighter froze ,i beleived him !

Sky just admitted that downing street are in cahoots with phone companies to monitor our movements

Its a social experiment ffs

Stick the mobile on bessy and have her graze the field, that'll teach them when their monitoring utter rubbish

This is a social experiment moisok

Why are they monitoring our movements during a "pandemic"??

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:24PM, jucel69 wrote:

Most people think they are invincible but they are just being stupid and selfishI heard all these old timers saying they didn't give a fùck and that they would take their chance.That is until they are hospitalised and taking up a vital bed

Exactly, and also these selfish pr1cks MIGHT get it and MIGHT survive but how many others will they infect? and how many of those will survive!.

I'm currently away from home I'm in London, I have not left the house for a week and have no intention of doind so.

International donors and affected countries are being urged to turn their attention to pneumonia – a disease that killed 2,000 children every day last year but that is largely ignored by the world.

A new analysis by a coalition of six organisations, including Save the Children and Unicef, showed that in 2018 802,000 children under the age of five died from the disease - equivalent to 2,200 every day.


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/2000-children-die-pneumonia-every-day-charities-warn/

Shhhhhh, no perspective allowed....

doing*

One child every 10 minutes is being admitted to hospital in England after being struck down with pneumonia, a “forgotten epidemic” hitting the poorest in society.

A new report by Save the Children has revealed a 50 per cent increase in child admissions to hospitals in England as a result of pneumonia, tragically costing the lives of at least two children every month.

Despite the UK vaccinating children against bacterial pneumonia, other forms of the disease can still strike and appear to be on the rise.


According to the latest NHS data, between April 2018 and March 2019 there were 56,210 children admitted as an emergency for pneumonia, 50 per cent up on 36,862 admissions in 2008-9.

According to the Office for National Statistics 27 children diagnosed with pneumonia died in the year to March.


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/pneumonia-children-health-vaccination-england-hospital-save-children-a9198761.html

God forbid 56k children need emergency treatment with this virus.

But it’s happening every year!!

This whole thing is quite frankly disgusting behaviour from the state and the corporations playing along with it

We're just p*** ants aren't we, sod us we'll just pretend to not care

foyleswar

an open bridge  off of scottishland and norway is very very very cold

Army in..lockdown 12 noon tomorrow

bbc  and the sky screechers are flat out to get the public going

Media blaming the public for bare shelves now as well

"customer behaviour" yeah ffs, caused by the sodding media themselves

Not going to work over here eric

Americans are already planning carrying on and if the army start shooting they're shooting back

RIGHT - keyboard back in plaice and time to sort out you pour muggs.

for a start - boxing  is a commie plant  - putin maintains his lifestyle

have any of you scene wear he stays in Landan.?

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:42PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

Media blaming the public for bare shelves now as well "customer behaviour" yeah ffs, caused by the sodding media themselves

i hate our media with a passion

Oh and if that's correct eric

We are right in line with the Italian model

I hope everybody who took all the bog roll has chronic constipation for 6 months.........and never uses a single sheet

Planning on doing some serious masterbating some blokes in my opinon

Suzanne Reid banks will be getting activated

Well if they eat all the pasta they have bought they will

anyway here's an important video for all you poor fùckers in Blighty with no loo roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsFUiS8QPM

Another 1700 people died today in the UK.

for a start - boxing  is a commie plant  - putin maintains his lifestyle

I,m in Hounslow at the mo NOT sunny Perival for fear of bumping into you.

Hope you (and everyone) are well, be safe mate.

Rice as well

All the grapes are still on the shelves though, thickos don't realise they need fiber ffs

And aye inj, but they don't matter

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:49PM, Injera wrote:

Another 1700 people died today in the UK.

People dying isn't the issue + this is on top of all the other illnesses/deaths
It's that a lot of people are going to need hospitalisation and ventilators.

big fat bearded dark book person overloaded with ONLY toilet rolls

soon to be sold at 6 times the price

and they wonder why they get bad press

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:52PM, moisok wrote:

big fat bearded dark book person overloaded with ONLY toilet rolls soon to be sold at 6 times the priceand they wonder why they get bad press

16 paracetamol gone from 99p to 9.99 in certain pharmacies. I was listening to it earlier.
Apparently one company has gone rogue!

and you boxing you commie swine

they are currently gutting the three tuns

the old landlord has left

worst luck

all the best

Number of Finished Consultant Episodes (FCEs)
In 2018-19 there were 20.8 million FCEs recorded
This is an increase of 3.6 per cent from the previous year and 27.9 per cent from ten years ago.



finished consultant episode. ... A consultant episode is the time a patient spends in the continuous care of one consultant using hospital site or care home bed(s) of one health care provider or, in the case of shared care, in the care of two or more consultants.

Grapes

Super food to get your body fit to fight the virus

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:52PM, moisok wrote:

big fat bearded dark book person overloaded with ONLY toilet rolls soon to be sold at 6 times the priceand they wonder why they get bad press

they will love this.
Not like other items that state 'only to be sold as part of multipack'
no such warning on bog roll

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:55PM, Whisperingdeath wrote:

GrapesSuper food to get your body fit to fight the virus

you mean wine?

ps   
do knott think ewe are safe -  I can send my people out to Houndslow  - not that far away.

Last time I walked down the street (main shopping areA)  NO ONE   I meand NO ONe appeared to speak english except if you made a purchase in the shop   


and then they were glad to engage with pale persons as they took our money

Garlic is my poison for battling the sniffles. Raw or ever so slightly cooked.

Yep..naughty naughty self-indulgent cockneys..need to be taught a lesson...12 noon tomorrow full lockdown (your getting no notice so you don't leg it and infect decent parts of the country)...so if you need to get any stabbings in, get it sorted in the morning.

my cars are locked and loaded reddy to flea -

Mar 19, 2020 -- 9:57PM, Injera wrote:

Garlic is my poison for battling the sniffles. Raw or ever so slightly cooked.

They reckon vitamin D is the best thing .
You better take the tabs though as the old bun won't be out long enough in the UK yet

I mean grapes!

But wine is a good substitute although imho beer or enough beer will solve all your problems

When the bottom is falling out of your world drink enough beer until the world starts falling out of your bottom. Then you know the problems you thought you had are not so bad when you start to pebble dash the bowl!

the children will be on the street in landan adding to the shoplifting,  threatening staff  and the stabbings of their contemporaries 

the pit that covers our area (we live in a village on the outskirts) has some of the highest amount of violence going  - usually the suntan faces appear to be in the majority

but if any of your raycysts say owt  I will report you

Mar 19, 2020 -- 10:01PM, Whisperingdeath wrote:

I mean grapes!But wine is a good substitute although imho beer or enough beer will solve all your problemsWhen the bottom is falling out of your world drink enough beer until the world starts falling out of your bottom. Then you know the problems you thought you had are not so bad when you start to pebble dash the bowl!

as long as you have quilted bog roll

Mar 19, 2020 -- 10:01PM, moisok wrote:

the children will be on the street in landan adding to the shoplifting,  threatening staff  and the stabbings of their contemporaries  the pit that covers our area (we live in a village on the outskirts) has some of the highest amount of violence going  - usually the suntan faces appear to be in the majoritybut if any of your raycysts say owt  I will report you

there will be all kinds of looting going on and corona inspired cons/scams

South America now being brought into this as well, unlucky lads but you need to be drilled as well

a month ago there were three killing one week

in one small area

but no panic

500 people will die from Diabetes tomorrow


Our new analysis has shown that 500 people living with diabetes die prematurely every week in England and Wales, with many of these deaths being caused by avoidable complications.

https://www.diabetes.org.uk/about_us/news/premature-deaths-diabetes

‘Avoidable Complications’ - so if the Govt had Cobra meetings and our media ran the story 24/7, we could stop this slaughter?!

Stabbing for pointless things like phones as well

Imagine being in a shop with those same loons when the last bottle of stella is on the shelf

Carnage!!!

Inj

We at a point where all these other deaths are none existant

Sorry, every 7 days...phew that’s alright then.

Garlic, onions and chillies for a good sweat!

Clears the sinus

Who needs a vaccine when you have chitchat’s finest chefs?

They made a lame attempt to steal alcohol near Elephant and Castle yesterday, a poor attempt. Even the Keystone Cops would have arrested them!

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die!

Don't wan't to be negative but the OP has done a'PANDY',  posted a contentious thread then vanished!

Get up early give your county lines kids a mcdonalds breakfast and a big bag of beak and dispatch them tout suite...The might of the British army is coming to sort out our filthy capital...LOCKDOWN baby...and they've got orders to shoot on sight any attention seeking facker who thinks its cool to hang out the window of their sh!tty overpriced aparment singing sh!te songs whilst w@nking off and taking selfies of each other. You have been warned 12 NOON

On a serious note eating well is really important to get your body in shape to fight the virus. Worrying and anxiety will reduce the immune system’s ability to fight it. Plenty of fresh air is important too.

I think it’s commendable to do anything to get some alcohol....

Alcohol is a great sanitizer and they only wanted to wash their mits.

Surgical spirit is still cheap compared to sanitizers

Nursie had put me under starters orders, so GN and GL guys.

Your own urine is a natural sanitizer

The london lot wont put up with them, they'll throw their beer glasses at em, glass the cants

I'm surprised any virus would bother with cockneys, hard as nails

Eric obviously lying then

What a stupid thread. Any more BIG announcements?

The 'RECKONING' is coming 20/03/20 12:00

urine as a healer

most oi them are full of piss

talking about bolucks   just watche the 3000 mitsub  on that dik  head  car dealer thin

nice motor  might go out shopping

you know smal whatsit but big care etc

although I really want a 320 slk I think

mike brewer with his NICE boy mechanic with the hair cut

Here's a quick question

How is it these celebrities are being tested but it taking 3 days to get their results back?

Yet us lot who aren't being tested but the numbers go up?

Not making an ounce of sense

Who are they Sonta? Haven't watched any tv today other than BJs daily address and haven't read a paper.

Aka

Celebrities taking these so called tests and returning positives but them taking 3 days

Whilst we don't get tested but the numbers continue to rise

Must be buying the kits online.
Don't know why you are against this as singers etc much more important that doctors and nurses at this time. Or at least they think they are.