Additional worry for some, in these worrying times

As if it wasn't bad enough we now have no toilet paper, part of secret operation "Andrex Codex " to make us all die of posterior blowfly strike, (there is a video about it on youtube so it's proper truthy. Not just ANYONE is allowed to make a youtube video or post something on the internet).

Anyway, just happened to notice in the emergency regulations it now just takes one doctor to section those "holding the shop door when marbles were undergoing panic purchasing" . I think that's a suitable PC term ..