Public toilets closed in Lincoln...

you do not need toilet paper

you do need some food and of course water

I am here to help

erm are you sure about that Moisock?

otherwise it is going to get very messy for some of us

Whenever people are told not to panic buy, that is exactly what they do

have you heard of water and a flannel, washing and showering - I bet a lot of progressives have not heard of a flannel that you can wash/disinfect etc etc

very good moisock, I shall get a flannel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU

I believe or Friends Use Jugs etc when the old Bidet not available ,can get a bit Messy , Ventured into the Toilets at the Pakistan embassy in lownes square many years ago , I was not in there long ,never the less a Memory that has lived long in my mind Attrocious would not
cover the state the gaff was in ..

I don't how many other branches are doing this but I've just been told that a Lidl store in Lincoln is restricting customers to two items per person on ALL products.

what did stone age man do before bog-roll ?

He used kitchen roll

That's not paint on his cave walls

leaves is good avoid the nettles tho

There's going to be some bloody sore arses around if people are using kitchen roll, and even more blocked drains. And you don't want to know where lady chit-chatterers wipe!