Cabin fever

Get some Football Manager going, the months will fly by.

I have caught in the same position, just emidteb…

Normally it would be all right.....I could spend all my time gambling on football and the like

But since we are stopping all sport...this is some kind of nightmare

Why did those Chinese have to eat bats in the first place?...disgusting in my opinion

Now it appears the bats are going to have their revenge, oh dear

its not terminal I worked with a bloke couldn't get him out of the cabin for 30 years , he,s 70 still going strong 40 a day,

When I was younger I used to watch a lot of horror films,

Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, where I witnessed 'Vampire' bats being defeated

Unfortunately Hammer seem to have overlooked the coronavirus bats, I hope we don't pay for this?

ffs just go outside man! dont be scared of the flu

and he has not got lung cancer Ist Time Poster, right we have to smoke our way though this

We also have to be wary of the law Grantking, 70 or above it is illegal

12 cans of fosters a day as well. 45 years welding but had more cigarette ends than welding rod ends

Mar 15, 2020 -- 7:25PM, UBLE/REGY wrote:

We also have to be wary of the law Grantking, 70 or above it is illegal

its illegal for a 70 year old to go outside? when did that law pass lol?

There is law at present GRANTKING

But looking at the news there is a proposal that people over 70 will be told to stay at home to shield them from coronavirus

I would expect this to be made law?

Or how else would this be enforced??????

just my own opinion as usual

sb NO law at present

Walk, play golf, shop at independent stores, drop food into olduns.

they would never be able to enforce a law like that, its against someones human rights

agree injera, just go about ur normal life imo

Granty - it will be the law of the gun in Scotland soon, according to my impeccable sauces within the highest levels at Holyrood (and at Montrose FC), so you need to get yourself armed to the teeth, and plenty of haddock and chips in the freezer in readiness. 

If you need to bargain for food, I'm sure Mrs King and her legendary skills will be able to get you a few fish suppers or KFCs.

Yes, you might well laugh Sonny Jim, but I've had at least SIX enquiries from my Scotland based golfing pals ALL wanting me to get them high velocity automatic weapons for themselves and their families.

Naturally I'm happy to oblige them, but I'll be making a good mark-up on the price that's for sure.

I just hope that the Inverurie Loco Works first team is armed to the teeth, as they will assuredly be the first targets for the robbers and looters.

alun should I grad a baseball bat and get out to locos to stand gaurd?

*grab!

Granty - it's the very least ANY socially responsible and morally decent thing to do. The Loco are one of the very few beautiful things left on Planet Earth. Along with maybe a few of those Dommey Romanian Cam Girl types.

alun, ive text locos my fee for standing guard, one boneless banquet from KFC, awaiting a reply!

I don't mind admitting I wept when I read that beautiful message Granty. It's great to see Scotland are all in this together.

alun theres a viscous rumour circulating the snooker forum that corona is down to you so we get the crucible behind closed doors this year!!

Desperate times require desperate measures Granty.

They can't say they didn't have fair warning.