is it time to do jobs around house ?

Going to be lots of babies born in 9 months time

aye, is corona a boys name ?

yeh me and the wife have just had 3 rooms plastered ,skimmed, waiting for it to dry ,mthinking of having a corona ,emulsion painting party bring a brush and a bottle

Thousands of schoolboys sent home ignoring the shake hands rule.

I was thinking the same - morpeth

Loft  needs a good clearing out  - etc.

If the isolation continues into May and June - everybody's Lawns will never have been mown more often.

i dont care how bad it gets, there is no way i am doing the jobs i am determined not to do.

window cleaners will be panicing they get the tin tac, , only pay mine because I havnt the heart to chase him ,I spent more time cleaning the pvc and mess he leaves than he does cleaning windows ,

to be fair he,s no city shyster still charging me for up and down the same as he did 27 years ago ,  so as not to embarrass him i still give him the same xmas tip as 27 years ago,

fk it, im decorating all day, the going for a drink , fair dos. im cutting me ear off.