Coronavirus just closed my office

An email at 2pm said that someone there is a confirmed case and need check out who they had contact with etc

Then they just tell us it's not someone on our floor

So we don't know who got it and not like we don't know people on other floors

Great timing for Cheltenham. Lucky You.

tbh everyone there was like we were busting out of jail, not much concern at all.

Most people I know were heading to the pubs as I was leaving. Hard to see how this will be stopped from spreading without martial law.

Office . O-F-F-I-C-E ! Only got one contact lens in and thought it said 'Orifice' ffs !

tobermory don't worry there will be a nice crowd in Cardiff Saturday for it to spread.

True- they should just have sealed us up in there and dropped supplies in !

Get back to work. I want to cancel Sky Sports for a month.

Turns out was a false alarm and it reopened yesterday

Thought the test was totally accurate

Can't believe someone just fancied a sickie and phoned in with that story and it was accepted without any involvement from medical authorities.

Surely Sky would not employ such an individual, surely they would fail to survive the detailed pre-employment scrutiny