The Hysterical Bâstârds have taken all the pasta

Emergency imports coming From Holland.. If you don't mind pasta dutchie

as long as it isnt pasta the use by date

Its getting pasta a Joke tbh

I refusilli to take part in this panic buying!

All sounds like aload of linguini .....

16,000 churches in England, plenty of Pastors to go round

It's spaghettin' ridiculous

I think we should all put penne to paper and complain

Are there many cases of starvation reported because of the coronavirus?

People in China and Italy must be emaciated by now, their ribs are showing.
Walking about with pinched faces and tiny bums, without the strength to put one foot in front of the other.

It would be great if people really had to live off pasta for a month or two.
They'd all lose a stone and feel better.

Would also be great if they could buy it Dr C. Shelves in my local ASDA were empty this morning; fortunately it wasn't on my own shopping list.

Pasta is forrin muck hth.

I went to an Aldi last Friday, they were out of some semi-skimmed milk and all the cheap toilet rolls had gone.
Still plenty of other milk and the more expensive toilet rolls though.

Went in the following day and everything was available.