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Murphy's Law
Anything that can go wrong , will go wrong;
O'Reilley's Law
O'Reilly said that Murphy was an optimist.
O'Shaunessy's Corollary to Murphy's Law
On the rare occasions when Murphy's Law does not apply and something which could go wrong goes right , it will subsequently transpire that it would have been better if it had gone wrong in the first place.
Anything that can go wrong , will go wrong;
O'Reilley's Law
O'Reilly said that Murphy was an optimist.
O'Shaunessy's Corollary to Murphy's Law
On the rare occasions when Murphy's Law does not apply and something which could go wrong goes right , it will subsequently transpire that it would have been better if it had gone wrong in the first place.
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Not a very optimistic view of life....erm not sure I can argue though
O'Thick went for a job on a building site.
The foreman said ''can you brew tea?''
O'Thick said ''sure.''
The foreman said ''can you drive a fork-lift truck?''
O'Thick said ''why, how big's the f'kin tea pot?''
The foreman said ''can you brew tea?''
O'Thick said ''sure.''
The foreman said ''can you drive a fork-lift truck?''
O'Thick said ''why, how big's the f'kin tea pot?''
chance for my fav irish joke
paddy just back from his scuba diving holiday
murphy , how did hols go paddy
paddy,great murphy just one niggling problem paddy even after 2 weeks still cant work out why we have to do a backward roll in to the sea,
murphy,jesus paddy I can help you out with that one, IF YOU DO A FORWARD ROLL YOU,LL STILL BE IN THE BOAT,
paddy just back from his scuba diving holiday
murphy , how did hols go paddy
paddy,great murphy just one niggling problem paddy even after 2 weeks still cant work out why we have to do a backward roll in to the sea,
murphy,jesus paddy I can help you out with that one, IF YOU DO A FORWARD ROLL YOU,LL STILL BE IN THE BOAT,
My favourite Irish joke concerns the famed Irish pervert Paddy McFiddler who was admitted to hospital with a fractured skull while on holiday in Australia.
Apparently he'd tried to bugger a kangaroo under a low bridge
Apparently he'd tried to bugger a kangaroo under a low bridge
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