Katie Price forced into quarantine............

It's a pity she mucked about with her face.

They all fall for it.

The racehorse trainer?

Fanny like a decorators pasting bucket and had more antibiotics than rock Hudson , although since it's valentines and am home alone am thinking  she could prob  squeeze real tight on a wee wan, wid.

If I were you b&b I'd tie a long 4x2 to my feet before attempting to copulate with Ms. Price.

I'd sooner engage in some self-love than put my chap near that walking petri dish.