adopt a penguin

the baby ones  do look cute tho

I'd much rather adopt .a worm .ant.fly .fish..than a penguin..maybe they will be next ..ha haha

for £3 a month  lets say 3,000  people adopt .........thats a lotta money ol pengys getting! fook be able to cloth em as well like those little dogs ya see with coats in the winter .

i like ants ,they are hard working fellows think i would adopt an ant or bee tbh but at a reduced rate say a £1

They should all be jailed for fraud..tigers donkeys. Elephants..lions..penguins.dogs ..cats...etc..they are robbing the public. .and should all be convicted and jailed..

Not many penguins in the Arctic. Must be fraud.

if your going to i would check extinction race first

i know chinstrap penguins have halved in numbers over last 30 years so they may be cheaper regarding longevity , up keep etc

Sounds fishy ,what can a penguin buy for £3?

"P-P-Pick Up a Penguin"....... school lunchbox treat

Adopt a Boris

How much do you get if you adopt one of them?^

gotta be the best money making racket ever !

Penguins, donkeys, snow leopards, camels, duck billed platypus, koala bears, there is no end to these adoption campaigns seemingly. Out of the £3 quid though as sure as eggs are eggs about 15% will actually go to the cause, the rest will be taken as wages and running costs to the management. It will be adopt a Betfairian next

Why do penguins need readies? I've seen lots of nature documentaries about them, they never go shopping or down the pub or to the bookies, they don't pay rent. We should be charging them for eating our fish.

Sponsor a rich monster today.

Barrington has fallen on hard times, he is down to his last 856 million due to a bad year where his company only made a profit of 200 million. This was down to giving his Chinese staff a wage increase of 0.25%, an increase they had to fight for six months to achieve. Barrington reluctantly agreed as long as they worked for two more hours a day. One of his four strong mansion maid crew had to go, Pippa from the Philippines drew the short straw and lost her £400 per week job. Bazza and his boys chipped in to pay her air fare home so it wasn't all doom and gloom.

His summer home in the Bahamas also went. No summer holiday for kids Goldbar, Caviarry and Champers this year, but they have been promised a holiday of a lifetime next year once baz halves his work force.

Please give what you can, it can't be easy not having everything every minute of the day.