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Jack Hacksaw
27 Jan 20 11:41
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Got a bit peckish and nipped into a Co-op.  They had a medium sized pork pie reduced to 65p
so I thought, I'll have that.  Half now and half to take to golf next day.  In my car and didn't
have a knife so nibbled away at it.  Really enjoyed it at the half way stage.  Best tasting pork
pie I could remember eating and that included ones from proper pig farms etc.

Came to the conclusion that it was because I was chobbling at it rather than at home where I
would cut it into segments and eat with a knife and fork with salad, tomato coleslaw etc.

Anyway, I ended up eating the lot and was a bit too full at the end.  Amazing how eating stuff a different
way can make it much nicer!
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Report Dr Crippen • January 27, 2020 12:14 PM GMT
So you've robbed yourself of tomorrow's treat through sheer greed and gluttony?
Report hectoratoratora • January 27, 2020 12:43 PM GMT
Forbidden pork pie is the sweetest fruit.
Report Jack Hacksaw • January 27, 2020 1:00 PM GMT
Yep.  500 calories and 140 grams of pure greed and gluttony.

https://www.coop.co.uk/products/co-op-melton-mowbray-pork-pie-140g

That is the darling.

I recommend the product.  Just imagine how nice it would have been if it were fresh!

Laugh
Report Crisp77 • January 27, 2020 1:03 PM GMT
Once you get to a certain age this is the most fun you can have in a car with pork and jelly Sad
Report Dr Crippen • January 27, 2020 1:21 PM GMT
I wouldn't downgrade the experience, Jack seems to have got quite a bit out of it.
Now he didn't mention in his first post that his stale red-hot bargain was a Melton Mowbray PP.

So I hope he's not too disappointed if he's unable to pick up a second PP at a preferential rate of exchange, the next time he nips into a Co-op.
Report Foinavon • January 27, 2020 1:42 PM GMT
I thought this was a thread about "Desmond's" the barber's shop in Peckham.
Report Jack Hacksaw • January 27, 2020 1:45 PM GMT
I like to live life on the edge, Doc.

If there is another occasion when I feel a bit peckish, I may choose another product or indeed another supermarket.

It was only a couple of weeks ago that I purchased a cone of chips from a well respected local fish and chips shop.

That's how I roll.
Report lovegod • January 27, 2020 4:29 PM GMT
To live right on the edge you should have after eight mints at 19.59!!!
Report Manoleeds • January 27, 2020 5:08 PM GMT
You really need a warm one with the jelly spurting all over as you bite into it.
Report Cardinal Scott • January 27, 2020 5:19 PM GMT
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Report driver2 • January 28, 2020 1:35 AM GMT
Crisp77 Laugh
Report Johnny_Mustang • January 28, 2020 8:19 AM GMT
I'll see your pork pie and raise you a gala pie - the King of all pork-based snacks.
Report Jack Hacksaw • January 28, 2020 5:21 PM GMT
Well, I have a sincere apology to make.  A grave mistake on my part.

The pie purported to be 140g was in fact 290g, so double the weight, double the calories and double the sheer greed and gluttony.

I am unable to accept that a 'gala' pie is even a match for a traditional pork pie.  Those I have eaten have been too fatty by half.

Asda is too far for me to travel, but would be interested to hear others' tasting notes.
Report the.mad.dog.man • January 28, 2020 6:12 PM GMT
egg and ham pie the best
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 6:27 PM GMT
none of you realise the impact this will have on the enviroment -  consider yourselves to have been GRETAD
Report Dr Crippen • January 28, 2020 6:33 PM GMT
Greta looks like she could do with getting a pie or two down her. No wonder she's always crying.
Do they still sell pork pies in Sweden?
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 6:37 PM GMT
As main adjudicator on moral issues on here I will have to point out you may have upset some people with your wild assumptions  Dr!!!
Report Lady Faye Verrit • January 28, 2020 7:52 PM GMT
Very interesting Jack....

Questions....

How much "divy" did you get?

"Chobbling"....I thought that was a made up word, but now see that it is a Midlands/Black Country (can we still say that?) word!

If you had taken it to golf, would you have similarly "chobbled" it, or would that be considered to beneath club etiquette?
Report Jack Hacksaw • January 28, 2020 8:03 PM GMT
Alas, my origins are revealed.

I would have had a surreptitious chobble while surreptitiously changing my shoes in the car park (not etiquette) - although, it might not have been that
surreptitious because we were in the only van in the car park.

I calculate how posh the golf club is by the ratio of vans to cars in the car park.
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:03 PM GMT
you meat eaters all damaging the planet - use should be ashamed
Report Dr Crippen • January 28, 2020 8:06 PM GMT
it is a Midlands/Black Country (can we still say that?) word!

It's taken on a different meaning for some people.

They've got their own  Black Country Flag.

''In July 2017, West Midlands newspaper the Express & Star reported that then recently-elected local MP Eleanor Smith had described the flag as "racist" and "offensive" and wanted it to be scrapped, citing possible slavery connotations of the chain imagery and colours.[3] Responding to criticism, Smith said the flag made her feel "uneasy", and that she had been expressing the concerns of some constituents, but denied describing it as racist.[4] She was not re-elected in the 2019 General election.''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Black_Country

Gertcha silly woman, Labour of course.

She occupied Enoch Powell's old seat Wolverhampton South West. God rest his soul.
Report saddo • January 28, 2020 8:08 PM GMT
mo, I was forced to use Greggs every lunch time last week. Only ever one or two steak or chicken bakes in view, sometimes none. But always a full tray and more of the meat free ones sat there. Not sure they've got their numbers right.
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:09 PM GMT
as a frequent visitor I would say their mild is something to be honoured

and as for the offence  they would take it and the whole gate against someone like that so called politico
Report Dr Crippen • January 28, 2020 8:11 PM GMT
Chobbling his fittle on the car park eh?
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:12 PM GMT
our world is being changed by a few noisy ones and the politicos will freeze   afraid of being critical in any way - same with the book - 3 or 4 million votes plus endless supporters -
cling on to the fact we can get away with our views for a few years until we are gone

we won't be around to having to pause friday bbc news to bow to the east
Report Dr Crippen • January 28, 2020 8:12 PM GMT
Anybody heard of the Pie Factory in Tipton, I wonder if that's still open?
Report Cardinal Scott • January 28, 2020 8:14 PM GMT
I'm heading off to Lidl soon, will keep my eyes peeled for any Pork Pie Pleasures.
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:16 PM GMT
a bit to close to my ex home town   but yes the pit factory was open

and the brewery up the road

old stamping ground but that would be  ................

chamelions and green house darleston  ho ho
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:16 PM GMT
PIE!!!
Report Dr Crippen • January 28, 2020 8:29 PM GMT
Jack would be judged effeminate round there eating pork pies that have been wrapped.
The local fare is cow pie like Desperate Dan in the Dandy eats.

I heard a local ordering a steak, they said how would you like it?
He said I like it rare, so just cut off it's horns and wipe it's arse and that'll do for me.
Report moisok • January 28, 2020 8:31 PM GMT
PIE  is another interesting subject relating to my party!!!!!!!!!!
Report hello :-) • January 28, 2020 10:54 PM GMT
thank you jack hacksaw , feckin brilliant mate keep em coming man LaughLaugh

gala or pork pie , tough one i guess its down to ingredients , free range meat and pastry made by a baking wizard is the important thing tho

tho eating meat is frowned upon these days , if your having one best do it in secret or risk being set about by vegans , they dont feck around these lads as anyone who has been whacked on the head with a lump of tofu will testify
Report GLASGOWCALLING • January 28, 2020 11:07 PM GMT
Best pork pie I have bought was from the posh butchers in Ulverston, highly recommended.!
Report digdeep • January 28, 2020 11:29 PM GMT
Pork pie segments (8) mustard jubiley and that’s no pork pie.
Report digdeep • January 28, 2020 11:30 PM GMT
Jubley why does it change to jubilee?
Report digdeep • January 28, 2020 11:30 PM GMT
Sod it
Report Jack Hacksaw • January 29, 2020 9:15 AM GMT
Doc, I am familiar with Mad O'Rourke's Little Pub chain and his culinary work and have had a couple of Desperate Dan pies.
Report Lady Faye Verrit • January 29, 2020 9:56 AM GMT
Some will think I am depraved, but the best way to have a pork pie, is in a bowl with "Mushy Peas"....

That, unless the said pie is known to be at the pinnacle of quality!

I'm certainly not a lover of the jelly, in some pies, but heated it isn't a problem, and does contribute to the flavour!
Report hello :-) • January 29, 2020 11:31 AM GMT
the jelly is mainly stock thus flavour , if said pie is made with quality ingredients

a lot is down to the pastry whch can be tasteless and dry , a good pie is only as good as the pastry thar surrounds it

always give your pie a shake , if you hear the meat inside rattle i would avoid
Report saddo • January 29, 2020 10:49 PM GMT
Does that trick work with hairy pie also?
Report hello :-) • January 29, 2020 10:54 PM GMT
only if not too dry mate , I try to keep right end of use by date in most cases
Report GLASGOWCALLING • January 29, 2020 11:03 PM GMT
ALWAYS mustard with a Pork Pie.

AlWAYS Brown sauce with a Sausage Roll. Happy
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