Is it wrong to slightly fancy Jess Phillips?

She’s not my type at all, dear fellow. I’m deaf, too, strangely enough.

She laughed at the idea of raising awareness of suicide in young men.

It's a neigh from me

Deaf? Your guide dog needs shooting.

Just had to google her......I'm out

Dear god
You can be deaf and still see that everytime she ‘speaks’ she’s gobbing off.

I'm 58 now. Looking back, if I'd rejected every woman just because they were loud, overweight, permanently outraged and motivated by bottomless resentment, it would have been a very lonely life.

Epictetus said there is no such thing as loneliness, just a lack of fulfilment.
Should have took up knitting instead

Must admit I do quite fancy her , but she’s working class and common with it and therefore not someone who should represent the U.K. , heaven forbid

screaming - it may be time to go 'pan'.

Not as bad as Thornberry though, who is simply too vulgar to be allowed on tv

both decent totty

Please go away Labour Party and don’t come back until you can elect some nice MPs . Maybe in a hundred years time

Jess Phillips is vey sexy I can’t deny

She's a rabid feminist. You'd need written terms of engagement before trying the leg over,  I would think.

Everyone likes a bit of rough but you don't marry them (or tell them where you live).

Shes a 2 o'clocker ...... noboby would knock her back at closing time when all other missions have failed.....bash it i say and think of Boris !

You can quite easily believe that Jess Phillips would be the sort of woman who might run through a wheat field .....naked ! lol

If only Teresa May had said that she might have won a landslide victory :)

To use a phrase from the part of the country she comes from and now represents - ''I've shot better rots.''

Poor from Crisp. Save that for December. Would get you another couple of votes! No good on 4th Jan.

Which male MP represents you best? "chicken" Corbyn, Starmer, Burgon, Mr Khan, Gardiner, Lammy or Lewis?

Could we have a longer list please...

She does look to have a massive set.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

RED RUM

Foghorn Leghorn.

See your doctor.

Sorry Deptford, I didn't mean to upset anybody.

In all honesty Dr, if we all fancied the same people, life would be boring, each to their own.

So it's just humans she fancies, correct?

You've been invited to a wedding reception by your studenty neighbours. It's late, the pansexual couple are eager to be off on their Venezuelan honeymoon, and everyone's had a bit too much complimentary freetrade sparkling wine.

The DJ's playing Love Is All Around, a worse-for-wear Harriet Harman's lying face-down in the toilet facility, having passed out before completing the oral pleasure she'd dragged you in there for. Her friend Diane's ranting away at you as if it's somehow your fault, while Keith Vaz is eyeing you up from the bar.

Suddenly you notice an overpowering scent of Lidl Madame Glamour, and a robust yet unmistakably female body rubbing against the back of your Moss Bros strides, while swaying unsteadily to the rhythms of Wet Wet Wet's timeless classic.

A Brummie voice shrieks alluringly in your ear: "'Ow bin ya?!"

Anyone still prepared to argue they wouldn't be looking forward to getting their head around Jess Phillips' policies in these circumstances?

“ Ow bin ya ?! “

beautiful woman ,  every nook and corner of her beautiful body !

From behind might be okay, as long as she kept her mouth shut

I wood

Quite a few sicko here. Careful...do not end up like the van loads carted-off to HMP on a regular basis just recently.

As rough as a badgers chough.