Suggestions for turning a boring situation (voting) into an exciting situation.

Strap on a bulky corset and start shouting in Arabic.

Rush in shouting Alans snackbar two filled babs with virgin olive oil.

erm, on second thoughts it wouldn't be a good idea but you could take a novelty "Bendymen" pen to demonstrate your individuality.

Think Abbott has already showed the way to go, where either 2 left shoes if voting for the Left (Labour) and 2 right shoes if voting for the Right (Tory), Normal L and R shoes if voting down the centre (Lib/Dems) and wear them back to front if voting for the raving looney party (Brexit or other party of your choice), good idea i think!

I've already got my underpants on back to front.

Take all your clothes off in the voting booth, before storming back out and angrily demanding why there is no Monster Raving Loony candidate.