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flushgordon1
08 Nov 19 10:57
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Your vagina is like a garden
The vagina contains an army of "good" bacteria which help to keep it healthy.

"The vaginal microbiome is like a garden of all different kinds of bacteria that function together to keep the vaginal ecosystem healthy," says Gunter.

The good bacteria produce substances that create a slightly acidic environment, which stops any "bad" bacteria taking hold, as well as mucus which keeps everything lubricated.

This is why wiping inside with an antibacterial wipe is not good - it's important to keep the balance of bacteria. Similarly, Gunter advises against using a hairdryer to dry the vulva: the skin is meant to be moist there.

I've seen a few that were like a ploughed field.
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Report SontaranStratagem November 8, 2019 11:53 AM GMT
Whatever is inside your body is obviously there by design

Like earwax protecting the ear from outside invaders for example, if the body didn't produce it naturally then it wouldn't be there ffs

Women wiping their fannies with chemicals quite literally CryCry you can't tell them though because people are dumb
Report saddo November 8, 2019 11:55 AM GMT
Parfum de femme  Love
Report SontaranStratagem November 8, 2019 11:55 AM GMT
As for the shaving bit

Leave it be women, its a real turn on a hairy one in my opinion
Report saddo November 8, 2019 11:56 AM GMT
Indeed Love
Report Foinavon November 8, 2019 12:01 PM GMT
I don't think it applies to women with penises but I may be wrong, who knows these days?
Report BonnieDday November 8, 2019 1:57 PM GMT
Sontaran and saddo obviously favour a few bushes in their ideal gardens.
Report flushgordon1 November 8, 2019 2:09 PM GMT
I remember as a child finding a German porn mag ,it nearly put me off women for life , I have seen grizzly bears who were less hirsute.
Report BonnieDday November 8, 2019 2:17 PM GMT
I sympathise with you over your various experiences, flushgordon. I thought ploughed fields were bad enough. All rutted and nibbled at by birds.
Report boxingthefox November 8, 2019 2:24 PM GMT

Nov 8, 2019 -- 2:09PM, flushgordon1 wrote:


I remember as a child finding a German porn mag ,it nearly put me off women for life , I have seen grizzly bears who were less hirsute.


LaughLaughLaughLaugh

Report flushgordon1 November 8, 2019 2:41 PM GMT
It's remarkable that I have turned out such a well balanced individual,
Though I still balk at a burst horsehair sofa.
Report SontaranStratagem November 8, 2019 3:18 PM GMT
Obviously the woman has to be feminine, nice smooth legs and armpits

But a hairy muff is essential, its very sexy I think
Report moisok November 8, 2019 3:51 PM GMT
my lot seem to prefer shaven

as for pu$$y I prefer a well stocked garden
Report Injera November 8, 2019 4:26 PM GMT
I prefer a deep, thick shag.

Oh sorry I thought we were discussing carpets.
Report bigmo November 8, 2019 7:05 PM GMT
"Secret Garden"

She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides
She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' 'round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice

You've gone a million miles
How far'd you get
To that place where you can't remember
And you can't forget

She'll lead you down a path
There'll be tenderness in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
Then she'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret garden
Where everything you want
Where everything you need
Will always stay
A million miles away
Report Gin November 8, 2019 10:01 PM GMT
Report casemoney November 8, 2019 10:52 PM GMT
Shocked
Report saddo November 8, 2019 11:02 PM GMT
I wouldn't put my nob in that, never mind eat it.
Report HGS November 8, 2019 11:05 PM GMT
Was that tpau bigmo? Only secret garden title I know of.
Report lovegod November 9, 2019 6:26 AM GMT
Quincy Jones has a song called Secret Garden with various soul singers on. Not sure its those lyrics though.
Report bigmo November 9, 2019 10:57 AM GMT
Bruce Springsteen HGS.
Report jucel69 November 9, 2019 11:02 AM GMT
fanny like a garden Laugh

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CucaM_1534729242
Report saddo November 9, 2019 11:10 AM GMT
Nice, Danny Dyer only just made it, is that his mrs?
Report Knight Commander November 9, 2019 4:56 PM GMT
Give me a nicely trimmed one any day.

But for those weirdos who like them forested...

https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/4K3lf3sYENz/Mature-Lady-With-Hairy-Vagina/
Report Callisto-moon November 9, 2019 8:10 PM GMT
hosed down regularly.
Report UBLE/REGY November 9, 2019 8:27 PM GMT
Laugh callisto

Many more of those pictures Knight Commander, you risk turning the entire forum Gay!Shocked
Report jucel69 November 9, 2019 9:46 PM GMT

Nov 9, 2019 -- 4:56PM, Knight Commander wrote:


Give me a nicely trimmed one any day.But for those weirdos who like them forested...https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/4K3lf3sYENz/Mature-Lady-With-Hairy-Vagina/


call that a spanish fanny, from her ârsehole to her belly button

Report casemoney November 9, 2019 10:28 PM GMT
VEGANS delighted with a Garden in the Knickers
Report casemoney November 9, 2019 10:29 PM GMT
No more talk of Hairy Bacon sandwiches
Report casemoney November 9, 2019 10:30 PM GMT
The other Mob also delighted on that Point ...
Report wolf3011 November 9, 2019 11:28 PM GMT
I always find a bald pen1s fly trap less of a turn on than a hairy spasm chasm personally .. in the winter months a furry furnace is certainly preferable to a hairless python syphon although we all have different views on how we prefer our ladies goop chute to be presented I suppose.
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 7:35 AM GMT
wolfs been on the adult sites again, tell you what rather than waiting to touch a ladys garden theres a better plan.
Stop betting then you will not lose you loser. Then save that cash up find a local lady of the night hand her the cash and
feel your first garden, best of luck.
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 7:35 AM GMT
wolfs been on the adult sites again, tell you what rather than waiting to touch a ladys garden theres a better plan.
Stop betting then you will not lose you loser. Then save that cash up find a local lady of the night hand her the cash and
feel your first garden, best of luck.
Report wolf3011 November 10, 2019 10:53 AM GMT
So excited you posted about it twice tree? I wouldn't concern yourself with this thread bearing in mind the only "lady garden" you have ever touched was the one you were dragged out of with forceps at birth. Good luck with your Arsenal bet.. Crazy
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 12:38 PM GMT
I knew you though i was GOD.
two children and ive not touched a fanny.

jc said you and him love going to the usa to get loads of fanny.
Report trilby22 November 10, 2019 1:40 PM GMT
No need for forests, imo.  Fkn gross!

Shaven havens and Brazilian's perfectly acceptable Tongue Out
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 1:43 PM GMT
wolf tried to shave his starfish but it ended up a sea of blood.
Report wolf3011 November 10, 2019 2:25 PM GMT
Please keep your sexual fetishes to yourself tree Crazy
Report flushgordon1 November 10, 2019 2:37 PM GMT
You two vaginal apertures have ruined an educational fred!
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 2:48 PM GMT
a perverts thread.

get out and try get a real one.
Report flushgordon1 November 10, 2019 2:55 PM GMT
You must be Mick Hucknall.
Report flushgordon1 November 10, 2019 2:59 PM GMT
I like your song about holding them by the ears, it's very catchy.
Report Callisto-moon November 10, 2019 3:36 PM GMT
is he some lefty politician?
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