It will soon be Christmas,

not for some

But don’t tell the wife

knock one out to this; might make you feel better

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B019J1Z564/ref=dp_cerb_3

Chap you need to get out more,

& you need to stay in some. Try reading some books & get some education

Very good , education,is for morons .no doubt you listen

Jackanory springs to MIND.... controll

Don’t tell me, history?

Really ,show me chap

would that be the fat controller, Thomas?

you could start with those books though, build up your knowledge

Nonsense, your brain ,not mine

No one needs books , full of fiction,only a brain for facts

ever thought of a reverse lobotomy?

Not at all chap . as I said each to thier own

Some people get it, and some don’t?

well i've not had one

follow  THE  book and in a few decades you will be all right  ho ho