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1) people who talk about their fantasy football team
2) roadworks on motorways to convert them into dangerous “smart motorways”
3) Naga Munchetty
2) roadworks on motorways to convert them into dangerous “smart motorways”
3) Naga Munchetty
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Zoe Ball
Tess Daly
Coleen Nolan
Bt
Betfair Customer Services
Lady Faye thingymejig
theres 3 right there ^
Tess Daly
Coleen Nolan
Bt
Betfair Customer Services
Lady Faye thingymejig
theres 3 right there ^
What's dangerous about "Smart Motorways"??
1) West Ham fans.
2) Cyclists wearing headphones.
3) Female football pundits.
1) West Ham fans.
2) Cyclists wearing headphones.
3) Female football pundits.
Owen annoying tw*t Jones
Tony fkn Bliar
Rebecca Wrong Daily.
Tony fkn Bliar
Rebecca Wrong Daily.
women who hit harder than me
women that phuck harder than me
women that drink harder than me
women that phuck harder than me
women that drink harder than me
dummies who start topics with a capital letter for every word (very uncouth)
numpties who dish it out but can't receive it back without bleating like a Guardian spammer with ringworm
supercilious no marks who have spent too much time "working" overseas
numpties who dish it out but can't receive it back without bleating like a Guardian spammer with ringworm
supercilious no marks who have spent too much time "working" overseas
1. Gerkins in burgers
2. Dunking a biscuit in tea and it falls in.
3. 1st World problems
2. Dunking a biscuit in tea and it falls in.
3. 1st World problems
rich tea dunking is a work of art, & should be added to the Olympic schedule in 2024
People who f@rt in lifts
People who sneeze in lifts
People who keep pressing the button in lifts instead of waiting a couple of seconds
People who sneeze in lifts
People who keep pressing the button in lifts instead of waiting a couple of seconds
People starting sentences with the word "so".
"The Island of Ireland".
American golf commentators who insist on referring to Bernhard Langer as Bernhard (Lohngerr).
"The Island of Ireland".
American golf commentators who insist on referring to Bernhard Langer as Bernhard (Lohngerr).
flag of goats - the smart motorways have been stopped - no more - official
1) People who've been caught repeatedly lying, then lied again to another person on the same subject.
2) Icing sugar on jam donuts - they are sweet already!
3) Checkout operators/shelf-fillers moaning to another infront of customers sometimes in their own language (most annoying).
4) MPs advocating legalisation of usage of cannabis (imagine a prolific user intoxicating one's space and clothing on public transport).
5) All forms of narcissism esp from the whippersnappers.
2) Icing sugar on jam donuts - they are sweet already!
3) Checkout operators/shelf-fillers moaning to another infront of customers sometimes in their own language (most annoying).
4) MPs advocating legalisation of usage of cannabis (imagine a prolific user intoxicating one's space and clothing on public transport).
5) All forms of narcissism esp from the whippersnappers.
shooting in tower hamlets would still be the same though
liam gallagher
female football pundits/presenters
david walliams
female football pundits/presenters
david walliams
female football pundits, commentators
politicians
customer service - is there any company that has staff that are actually intelligent? They usually do not understand a simple enquiry.
politicians
customer service - is there any company that has staff that are actually intelligent? They usually do not understand a simple enquiry.
I was an extra in 'Are You Being Served' 
Mrs.Slocombs pu$$y - don't ask!
Mrs.Slocombs pu$$y - don't ask!
spotting a yellow label "bargain" on to find out reduced from £6.50-£6.20.
Tailgaters with full beam on
Bookshops that put 2 for 1 stickers over the title/author Aaargh!!
Podium 1 contestants on Pointless who blurt out an answer that is so obviously a high score before they even think. Do they understand the game??
Alan Shearer's verbal mannerisms. "pause, "BUHt", pause"
Voxpops
Bookshops that put 2 for 1 stickers over the title/author Aaargh!!
Podium 1 contestants on Pointless who blurt out an answer that is so obviously a high score before they even think. Do they understand the game??
Alan Shearer's verbal mannerisms. "pause, "BUHt", pause"
Voxpops
Football pundits who say 'them' instead of 'those'
People who drive in the opposite direction to the arrows in retail car parks
People who start politics threads on Chit Chat when there is a separate forum for politics.
People who drive in the opposite direction to the arrows in retail car parks
People who start politics threads on Chit Chat when there is a separate forum for politics.
People or firms who promise to call you and don't
Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out
People who talk loud on their phones on public transport and people who eat hot smelly food on public transport and people who swear on public transport where kids and women are
Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out
People who talk loud on their phones on public transport and people who eat hot smelly food on public transport and people who swear on public transport where kids and women are
People or firms who promise to call you and don't
Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out
People who talk loud on their phones on public transport and people who eat hot smelly food on public transport and people who swear on public transport where kids and women are
Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out
People who talk loud on their phones on public transport and people who eat hot smelly food on public transport and people who swear on public transport where kids and women are
People who f@rt in lifts
People who sneeze in lifts
People who keep pressing the button in lifts instead of waiting a couple of seconds
You use lifts a lot in your life Cooperman?
People who sneeze in lifts
People who keep pressing the button in lifts instead of waiting a couple of seconds
You use lifts a lot in your life Cooperman?
Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out
I don't put my duvet cover on as it is too tricky Do Wah
but that means I have to keep washing my whole duvet every week...a false economy
I don't put my duvet cover on as it is too tricky Do Wah
but that means I have to keep washing my whole duvet every week...a false economy
People who put their card in twice at ATMs.
People who make zero effort to move aside when you are going in the opposite direction past each other on a narrow pavement.
People who think they are clever saying "He bottled it" or "His arse went" when anyone loses a sporting event
People who make zero effort to move aside when you are going in the opposite direction past each other on a narrow pavement.
People who think they are clever saying "He bottled it" or "His arse went" when anyone loses a sporting event
I always try to avoid lifts for the aforementioned reasons.
My daily travel on the train into London. Including:
Conductors who say remain seated while the train is in motion while in the next breath tell you the buffet car is located in coach H
Conductors who on the way to London say please make sure all all doors and windows are closed behind you as you exit the train, whilst knowing full well that at each station there are hundreds waiting to board.
Conductors who tell you we are arriving into London where "customers" can change for the London underground - you don't say.
Conductors who tell you that safety information is located in the vestibules and that you should check on said information "each time you travel by train". This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you first class accomodation can be found at the front of the train. This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B. Despite the fact that my headphones are on noise cancel and not connected to any music just to drown out the sound of their inane ramblings.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B, when they say mothing about people having loud intrusive conversations. You don't need a phone to be annoying.
Conductors who tell you that luggage racks are provided for the strorage of luggage. Really? I'd better get down then.
etc etc etc.
Roll on retirement!
Conductors who say remain seated while the train is in motion while in the next breath tell you the buffet car is located in coach H
Conductors who on the way to London say please make sure all all doors and windows are closed behind you as you exit the train, whilst knowing full well that at each station there are hundreds waiting to board.
Conductors who tell you we are arriving into London where "customers" can change for the London underground - you don't say.
Conductors who tell you that safety information is located in the vestibules and that you should check on said information "each time you travel by train". This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you first class accomodation can be found at the front of the train. This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B. Despite the fact that my headphones are on noise cancel and not connected to any music just to drown out the sound of their inane ramblings.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B, when they say mothing about people having loud intrusive conversations. You don't need a phone to be annoying.
Conductors who tell you that luggage racks are provided for the strorage of luggage. Really? I'd better get down then.
etc etc etc.
Roll on retirement!
Dogs*.
People with a dog.
People with a dog who see other people with a dog and need to stop for the customary 20 seconds praising each others dog.
People who say it doesn't bite(I once told a waenker 'but I do' and he quickly took his dog away)
People who think you are crazy for not liking dogs
*also applies to cats and any other animal that can run faster than me and is supported by humans.
People with a dog.
People with a dog who see other people with a dog and need to stop for the customary 20 seconds praising each others dog.
People who say it doesn't bite(I once told a waenker 'but I do' and he quickly took his dog away
)People who think you are crazy for not liking dogs
*also applies to cats and any other animal that can run faster than me and is supported by humans.
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