3 things which are annoying

Zoe Ball
Tess Daly
Coleen Nolan
Bt
Betfair Customer Services
Lady Faye thingymejig


theres 3 right there ^

lfc

diane abbott             1 d                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

david lammy

baroness lawrence

women who hit harder than me
women that phuck harder than me
women that drink harder than me

dummies who start topics with a capital letter for every word (very uncouth)
numpties who dish it out but can't receive it back without bleating like a Guardian spammer with ringworm
supercilious no marks who have spent too much time "working" overseas

rich tea dunking is a work of art, & should be added to the Olympic schedule in 2024

People starting sentences with the word "so".
"The Island of Ireland".
American golf commentators who insist on referring to Bernhard Langer as Bernhard (Lohngerr).

1) People who've been caught repeatedly lying, then lied again to another person on the same subject.
2) Icing sugar on jam donuts - they are sweet already!
3) Checkout operators/shelf-fillers moaning to another infront of customers sometimes in their own language (most annoying).
4) MPs advocating legalisation of usage of cannabis (imagine a prolific user intoxicating one's space and clothing on public transport).
5) All forms of narcissism esp from the whippersnappers.

shooting in tower hamlets would still be the same though

cooperman needs to get out more

female football pundits, commentators

politicians

customer service - is there any company that has staff that are actually intelligent?  They usually do not understand a simple enquiry.

spotting a yellow label "bargain" on to find out reduced from £6.50-£6.20.

Football pundits who say 'them' instead of 'those'
People who drive in the opposite direction to the arrows in retail car parks
People who start politics threads on Chit Chat when there is a separate forum for politics.

People or firms who promise to call you and don't

Changing my duvet cover on my bed it does my head in and tires me out

People who talk loud on their phones on  public transport and people who eat hot smelly food on public transport and people who swear on public transport where kids and women are

People who f@rt in lifts
People who sneeze in lifts
People who keep pressing the button in lifts instead of waiting a couple of seconds

You use lifts a lot in your life Cooperman?

People who put their card in twice at ATMs.
People who make zero effort to move aside when you are going in the opposite direction past each other on a narrow pavement.
People who think they are clever saying "He bottled it" or "His arse went" when anyone loses a sporting event

My daily travel on the train into London. Including:

Conductors who say remain seated while the train is in motion while in the next breath tell you the buffet car is located in coach H
Conductors who on the way to London say please make sure all all doors and windows are closed behind you as you exit the train, whilst knowing full well that at each station there are hundreds waiting to board. 
Conductors who tell you we are arriving into London where "customers" can change for the London underground - you don't say.
Conductors who tell you that safety information is located in the vestibules and that you should check on said information "each time you travel by train". This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you first class accomodation can be found at the front of the train.  This being after you've fought the crush to grab any seat or standing place available in a crammed carriage.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B. Despite the fact that my headphones are on noise cancel and not connected to any music just to drown out the sound of their inane ramblings.
Conductors who tell you coach B is a quiet coach and "customers" should refrain from using all audio equipment in coach B, when they say mothing about people having loud intrusive conversations. You don't need a phone to be annoying.
Conductors who tell you that luggage racks are provided for the strorage of luggage. Really? I'd better get down then.
etc etc etc.

Roll on retirement!