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It should have been 2119 but I'll leave it at 2109
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Yes do wah DIDDY some mind provoking predictions there
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Do you think you will have to pay for hospital treatment at all hospitals
YES AND FOOD WILL BE EXTRA SECURITY SYSTEMS WILL BE IN FORCE AND A 100% POLICY OF NOT BRINGING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL INTO HOSPITAL WILL BE ENFORCED.ONLY ALCOHOL BOUGHT ON THE PREMISES WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE CONSUMED |
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Ambulances will have to pay a drop off charge .just like the airport's chare for drop offs
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A handling fee for all new babies born will be charged (discounts will be given for multiple births )
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I think genetic engineering will supersede any human breeding programme.
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Only one heart resuscitation per voucher will be done unless another voucher is purchased.
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Patients who fall ill more than once in a calender year will have to pay a surcharge and face being struck off the waiting list if they are seen to abuse the good nature of the hospital charge administrators and will be placed on a nation wide list of hospital abusers and not be allowed into their hospitals
(This does not affect any of your statutory rights given to you by the Geneva conference ) |
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All soiled bedding will have to be paid for .(blood and toiletry stains will incur a extra washing powder surcharge )
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All overtime rates must be paid .if your operation over runs or it is done in those hours that are deemed to be overtime(All clients bills must be paid successful or unsuccessful and all bodies must be removed within twelve hours or be billed for each 30min period)
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You have not predicted us leaving the EU Do Wah
even though Botis Johnson is claiming a deal has been struck I think you may be right Do Wah ![]() |
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All operations will be performed at the patients own risk and any parts removed are the property of the hospital .A written request must be handed in at the relavant department if you want to buy any of the patients parts removed for a souvineer
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Pay operated trolleys and wheel chairs will be available so please make sure you have enough notes to pay for them .
Any free time left may not be used by any other person , than the person who has paid for it |
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All other charges are still in the hands of the ss elite hospital charging officers
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All waiting rooms will have an entrance fee .and further vouchers must be paid for after your introductory first 10min waiting time is up .wardens will be on duty to make sure those waiting have a valid ticket .which must be visable on the person's forehead
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Patients who are terminally ill can get a once in a lifetime only offer of 10% off voucher
For all funerals booked within 30days of signing No refunds will be given if patient survives |
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DONT WAIT DONT BE LATE
GET YOUR 10% DISCOUNT WHILE YOUR STILL ALIVE TO BENEFIT FROM IT |
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The weather will be slightly milder than average prompting more predictions of the end of the world. We will then get a very cold January and they will blame that on global warming as well as Brexit.
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Remember a funeral is for death and not just for christmas
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Don't be a square order your rectangular coffin today with 5% extra legroom at no extra cost
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Why not use our new funeral video service for that special present to your loved ones to watch time and time again
THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN SNUGGERLING UP ON THE SETTEE AND WATCHING YOUR FAV FUNERALS ON T V |
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I could go on and on and on for hours but youve never done me any harm .so I'll give it a rest
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Cars will have been banned or seriously restricted access to town centers causing the global collapse of the car industry, new compaines will now be producing verious forms of electric vehicles but today's car compaines will be out of the transport business because the changes came too fast for them to reduce their liability.
Also we will see the breakup of not only the EU and the USA but many of the countries and states and other countries around the world will also fragment into self governing and self serficent areas. |
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No mention of a nuclear war.
That would shake things up. There's no way we're not going to have a decent war with a good clean out and shake up. You only have to look back through history. True we've gone soft since WW2 but that won't last. |
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Dr yes I just took that for granted .
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1 the ridiculous size of the human race will cause catastrophic deaths nearly everywhere on the planet
2 the elite that have already fled will be colonizing elsewhere yet still raping this planet for anything that's useful to them 3 Norwich will probably still be a yoyo club 4 the druggy Olympics where it's almost compulsory to get it in you will see the 9 second barrier broken for the 100 metres 5 Gail tinsley will get married for the 17th time |