The flue jab

Do wah, reading over your opening comment, and trying to read between the lines, and make sense of it, it sounds to me like you are delirious,,which is a classic condition of influenza!

I can see in the next few years thoroughbred babies will be on sale to lesbians and gays and anyone who can afford to buy them

We never thought that this country would become an Islamic country.we never believed there would be so much sex on TV .we never believed that gays would be given equal rights so on and so forth a few years ago .but everything changes for money


There will be cheap babies and very expensive babies depending on their bloodline .
This is a cert

I can see in the next few years thoroughbred babies will be on sale to lesbians and gays and anyone who can afford to buy them

We never thought that this country would become an Islamic country.we never believed there would be so much sex on TV .we never believed that gays would be given equal rights so on and so forth a few years ago .but everything changes for money


There will be cheap babies and very expensive babies depending on their bloodline .
This is a cert

Lady days I stick with my prediction about thorobred babies
But the day I had my injection and yesterday I was. Very very very deletions and I knew I was very mentally unstable how ever I'm much much better today
I blamed it on the jab .but I didn't think you got delerious with flue (ps delerious means your not  in the right mental state I think #)

Having suffered this hideous illness, lasting three weeks each time, the one potential benefit is weight loss (that of course,
if you have weight to lose)!

I should have had a routine appt with the doctor today but it's been postponed untill tomorrow as he's sick  and I'm now seeing another doctor
I'm going to stress to him that the jab made me mentally unstable as well as having flue like symptoms .
It's been ok last two years but terrible this time

That's funny doctors just phoned me up to say appt available at 5 40today so going later

the jab made me mentally unstable as well

Don't tell your doctor stuff like that, he'll have you taking everything that's going.

I'm ok now Crippen my name's do wah DIDDY not Dr Crippen he won't be scared of me

I don't think your unthorough bred babies will cost much like mine if our family form is scrutinised they might have to give free tumbler glasses with them like they used to give at petrol stations to sell petrol years ago

You should be scared of him though DwD- he's a proper doctor.

Licenced to kill.

And an extra money back  21 year guarantee if their not satisfied

Dr Crippen I presume .you can presume what you like doctor but your next on my list

I went to the doctor and told him my arm hurts if I raise it above the shoulder.

He said ''well don't raise it above your shoulder then.''

I said thanks doc.

And you know he was right, it doesn't hurt if I don't raise it too high.

I bet if you stand on a chair you won't need to raise it that high

When I visit my doctor he sits there half my age, baggy-eyed and pot-bellied giving me health advice, when I'm in better nick than him.

Good advice that DwD, I'll tell my doctor next time I see him.

My doctor always looks like five miles of bad road.

He needs to see a doctor.

When I visit the horse racing forum there's people half my age and pot bellied giving me advice on what to back .
I just sit here and think of Bridget Bardoe and how she's let herself go.its better than listening to them

Mrs Nick went with her mother to the hospital on Monday. It was the first time she'd seen this particular consultant.

She googled him and discovered that over a hundred people are in the process of suing him and trying to get him struck off. He's been barred from performing certain operations and undertaking any private work.

I've got to go now I need to comb my air before I go to the doctors
(I know what your thinking. he said the appointments not until 5.40 IT doesn't take an hour and 5mins to comb your hair) NO BUT IT TAKES ME AN HOUR TO FIND THE COMB

Nick just before I go tell your wife to take no notice of them.theres hundreds on here whose tried to get me banned and I'm no threat to anyone's life.
Some people just want to cause trouble

PPS just before I go when Salford opened their  first space observation  laboratory in 500Bc near the smallpox cemetery for unmarried mothers .There was over 150 signitures  on a petition to the council to get pythagorass barred from the building when he stated that the earth was round .he was out of his mind with worry and then when he started talking about the square on the hypotenuse of a triangle .they really had it in for him
The council got rid of him and we all know that they were jealous because the lady in the canteen gave him a free breakfast enjoy had to pay
Don't listen to gossip and jealous people
There's people today who don't understand pythagorass but they don't write to the council

PPS some eminent  people say he could have discovered America before Christopher Columbus
If they hadn't deported him back to Greece

It is a well known fact that Einstein said the  rubic cube was inspired by Pythagoras when he was sat playing with a square  OXO cube in his dinner break in the laboratory

He tried to  make the cube turn but the OXO kept breaking into tiny pieces

Ppppps Einstein wasn't as clever as he made out.
He only started being clever at formulas .because he couldn't spell long words

He got a D for geography on his school report

He had to work as a scientist on his own  because he couldn't get a proper job with all that messy hair.They said he was too scruffy

get off with ya - you'll be late

There's still lots of people who don't understand what he was talking about and think he's a con man
You can't proove  him wrong if you don't know what he's on about

Delta to do wah DIDDY are you recieving me copy
Yes I m recieving you Delta .
My truck has a flat tyre .and all the immigrants are climbing in the back
Where are you do wah  DIDDY Calais
No Blackpool six inflatable bananas are being pulled by a speed boat from a beach on the continent .the good news is that three quarters of them  of them have fallen off the bananas
I knew this would happen these people will try anything to get in Britain and get their free bus pass and warm house payment  from the goverment and electric bill refund from their energy company those on Benefits

The doctors is facing my flat that's why they phone me up when theve got a cancelled appointment because I'm only one Min away .they even phone me up when there's nothing up with me to see if I'd like an appointment  as they like me I think

Time to go eight mins to go

I know how everyone is worried about me .I can feel the compassion comeing through my I pad .the lady doctor told me next year to mention my concerns if I decide to have it never year .
The heart monitor that was attached to me for 24 hours recorded that I had some irregular heart beats and said it's. Nothing to worry about but is refering me to a heart specialist at the hospital.she said he might not even bother to see me

I don't won't you to worry that's why I've issued this Bullitin and I hope this has made you feel better .I don't want anyone to worry about me while your still gambling

I know how some of you worry when there's an outage on betfair nevermind my irregular heart beat

If I ever die  send no flowers .just a donation to the poor house for compulsive degenerate compulsive gamblers please .
But what ever you do dont leave yourself short for a bet

Yes what ever you do make sure you got money for a bet . Dont think you've got to make a donation to a worth  while cause just because some ones died I don't want you sat there for days on end looking at four walls with no no money to have a bet or buy food like i do
I don't want you to worry about how your going to make I put of pot noodles last 4 days when you've lost your pention gambling

Especially if your like me and you won't steal from the supermarket because you've got a concience .

Don't worry there's lots of people who don't put in the charity box at funerals and cremations . Not all tight people are gamblers or drunks there everywhere

I don't won't to know how much is in the donation box for the poorhouse for degenerate gamblers because it would upset me with all the forged notes and I o u s
And foreign low denomination foreign coins

Even the Rasputin the mad monk appreciation society gets more donations than the poor house to degenerate compulsive gamblers

Rasputin killed people for fun .
Gamblers only do it when their skint

A little known fact that is not broadcast by these white supremacists is that the majority of gamblers in prison are not Muslims .but white gamblers

Another little known fact is that years ago gambling men spent their children's school diner money on gambling .that's why the children in them days were skinny .not because there was no McDonald's or Kentucky fried chicken outlets

Men in them days had depression because they couldn't make their minds up wether to spend the little money they had on beer or gambling
There was no supermarkets in them days to steal a bottle of whisky from

You couldn't go in a bank in them days and say to wanted a credit card to update your bathroom

You had to pinch the money out of your gas or electric meter

Yes in them days you had to pay for gas and electric with a shilling piece and outfit in a meter .you either paid or read you paper in the dark or out side near a gas lamp

You couldn't go in a shop and say I'll pay something each week for that diamond necklace you had to pay cash on the nose

HP in them days meant horse power not sauce or higher purchase

If you wanted five bags of coal you had to pay for it straight away or freeze to death or climb over next doors wall and pinch some of theirs .if they kept it in the back yard

People were that poor that they knocked on your door and borrowed money off you untill they got paid  .there was that many that you didn't even know who some of them were

Some hard faced people knocked on your door and said they wanted the money back they had paid you because it should have been paid to next door  number twenty three when there was only twenty two houses in the street

The only affluent people in our street was the lady at no 10 who worked at Colgate she had her own teeth because she cleaned them with the tooth paste that the night Watchman gave her .
She said he gave it her because she did some washing for him .,but the neighbours said he gave it her fore something else

The only women who wore make up were the ones who went with the paxistani make up stall holders .
I over heard one woman say she took him in the old brick shed come air raid shelter in the back yard
That the truth the market was just around the corner where I lived

Was he giving her a flue jab ?

Alot of women used sex to get what they wanted in them days just like they do today
Some things never change

Happy days do wah ,happy days!

Flush I've noticed over the last twelve months that you've gone a lot ruder and cruder
has your wife finally left you like i said she would when she had a moment of clarityz and your not eating properly like me or are you suffering with the first signs of dementia

No I nearly died of cancer and I don't give a monkeys feck anymore, life is short and I will please myself from now on, family are all taken care of and I've got the all clear so I'm just enjoying life do wah .

You wasn't like them Celtic and rangers football fans that we see on t v
I always thought you was one of them nice Scots man who took his wife to the white heather club at weekends

No I take her on cruises now and we enjoy life more ,because you don't know how long you have.

Sold the farm and am semi retired.

I see your in a positive frame of mind and you've cheered me up no end
F em all as you say and all that sail in her

You sold the farm and never sent me a cow or even half a dozen eggs
Mind you it's a good job .I forgot I've got no garden and ive no where to put it in my flat

I could have sent you my old liver ,you could have had it with some face beans and a nice Chianti.

Fava beans

I hope this cancer wasn't alcohol related

Possibly might have been a symptom.

See how they all go quiet when I mention alcohol

Drink anyone?

Im glad your not in denial
If you are in denile don't think it's because your on a cruise

My prostate cancer didn't worry me .I didn't make a big fuss of it like rod Stewart and Alex Ferguson probly because I come from Salford and not Scotland !
I just went to Christie's and said set the laser treatment at full power I'm not afraid of emperor Ming and his radiation gun

Said your not talking to flash Gordon now I come from the planet Salford where men are men and women tell them what to do
Fire when ready

Do they fire the raygun up her whistle or yer chute?

I'm not scared of my prostate cancer been in remission now for about 10 years but don't like having man flue as It affects Me like no other man living.women of high rank in the women's rights movement pay good money to come and see me suffer as soon as it strikes .

Emperor Ming as Scottish as Rod do wah.

Flush your not just letting yourself down with all this vulgarism your letting scotland and Robert de bruce and Dennis law
down

Don't end  up like general Custer disgruntled and upset with life and people .you'll be watching paint dry like he does with the garden sheds he sells if you don't get a grip

I have still to get my flu jab, have to get it because of lower anti immune system.

That I can understand flush. How long will you leave it/when do you usually take it?

H g s  soffe Kenny  my scots friend has a big chip on his shoulder when rod says he's Scottish .you don't have to be a Scottish goal keeper by letting lots of goals in .to proove  your Scottish

Sofee is a big sheepshagger.

Next week I think the clinic is.

See there you go again you don't seem to be happy unless your calling someone
Woe betide any captain that accidently hits an ice berg while your on his boat when your on one of your cruises
The last thing he wants is a grumpy scots man looking for trouble when his ships sinking

May day may day may day sos SOS SOS sos
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May day may day
Not only are we sinking we got a trouble causing grumpy Scotsman to deal with
May day may day

Mr Christian Mr Christian
Make that flush Gordon walk the plank
Or you will join Davy Jones and the monkees  in his locker

Aye aye  captain as any one  ever told you that you look like james cagney when your in a bad mood captain

Enough enough of your humour Christian and get to work

Christian Christian I have to go now I need to listen to the radio
What for captain I've given you the weather forecast
No I want to listen to woman's hour
There going to tell you how to knit with chop sticks in china when there's no  wool shops open 

Bye bye and anchors away

No wool shops open to buy needles

Bye bye

2 mins after ya appointment time you sayed 8 mins to go

Salford time innit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeZL2FXkGqI

Delta I know your usually on the horse racing forum where they ask people to proove their bets by posting their accts on line to proove their not telling lies but I can't post my phone call from the doctors surgery
I did state 5.40and your right and again I was 2mins late when I said I was eight mins only

All I can say to the jury is that I was early and I still had to wait five mins to see a doctor .I was not questioned by the office lady she just said take a seat .I didn't know that there is a forum detective investigating claims of 8min early appointments or I would be more carefull when stating exact times
If hanging was still in force I could have been hanged with your evidence Delta .all I've got in my defence is that my word is my bond .and some where I have made a mistake somewhere in my posts even though I stated 5.40 I might of meant 5.50 ,but I can't proove it .all I can do is ask for mercy
and I don't think your evidence can be used if you didn't warn me that you was a doctor's appointment investigator

Delta I know your usually on the horse racing forum where they ask people to proove their bets by posting their accts on line to proove their not telling lies but I can't post my phone call from the doctors surgery
I did state 5.40and your right and again I was 2mins late when I said I was eight mins only

All I can say to the jury is that I was early and I still had to wait five mins to see a doctor .I was not questioned by the office lady she just said take a seat .I didn't know that there is a forum detective investigating claims of 8min early appointments or I would be more carefull when stating exact times
If hanging was still in force I could have been hanged with your evidence Delta .all I've got in my defence is that my word is my bond .and some where I have made a mistake somewhere in my posts even though I stated 5.40 I might of meant 5.50 ,but I can't proove it .all I can do is ask for mercy
and I don't think your evidence can be used if you didn't warn me that you was a doctor's appointment investigator

This is taking p c to a different level

Spelling investigators
Grammar investigators.
Winning bet investigators.
Racist remarks investigators
And now doctor's appointment investigators

Flush liked your song but I was never into Fairport convention
There's a new group who change their players about
They have a good marketing strategy where they play a new song every sunday

I love everything about them including their clean-cut appearance their called
Reina del cid .
Please watch them sing harvest moon on you tube a cover.
And Morse code if you like harvest moon

Their my tip for great things

You've got to listen to harvest moon by Reina del cid at least three times and you will be hooked

The problem with the flu jab, it protects us from last years flu, not this years

I have it when I go for my diabetes 2 checks, it makes the nurse happy


I don't really take either flu or diabetes 2 seriously, although  cannot totally ignore as I need to keep my driving licence

otherwise I would not bother with either, we still die some time anyway.

It does not do us any harm Do Wah, well I hope not